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Tiannia
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Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren't
« on: May 11th, 2005, 7:24pm » |
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Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren't
I need to whip it out by 5.
Mind if I use your laptop?
Just stick it in my box.
If I have to lick one more, I'll gag!
I want it on my desk, NOW!!!
Hmmmm...I think it's out of fluid!
My equipment is so old, it takes forever to finish.
It's an entry-level position.
When do you think you'll be getting off today?
It's not fair...I do all the work while he just sits there!
Have you checked your hard disk for viruses?
I've increased my RAM for more power.
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Re: Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren
« Reply #1 on: May 11th, 2005, 7:30pm » |
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I hear 1/2 of those at home too. 
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Re: Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren
« Reply #2 on: May 11th, 2005, 7:51pm » |
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I've heard most of these around the office, but I never thought of them in a sexual manner...hmmm...there's a few I won't be saying anymore...LMAO!
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Re: Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren
« Reply #3 on: May 12th, 2005, 3:24am » |
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Everyday things into something sexual...
Dirty mind is a blessing...
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« Reply #4 on: May 12th, 2005, 10:12am » |
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Here are some Geek sex posts using real Unix/Linux shell commands.
I did not write any of these.
Sex the unix way:
unzip ; strip ; touch ; finger ; mount ; fsck ; more; yes ; umount ; sleep
i can see you're not so popular with the ladies:
echo "yes i think you're pretty";
touch; finger | egrep "more|yes"; strip; wait;
unzip; mount; until [ $_ -eq "no" ] ; do echo | more
; done ; echo "yes" | less ; umount ; fsck
/dev/rdsk/d0; ps | grep "good" ; wait; sleep
NO NO NO!!!
If you do that, you will get in SERIOUS trouble.
Didn't your programming professor tell you to check return values?
that should be:
unzip && strip && touch && finger && mount && fsck && more && yes && umount && sleep
otherwise, you will continue even if the previous action fails, and that would be sexual assault.
unzip ; strip ; touch ; nice ; finger ; grep; mount ; fsck ; more; yes ; umount ; make clean; sleep
The ones you left out .
Dear God. Have they taught you people nothing about safe sex? It actually goes:
whois; trace; date; yacc; gawk; ssh; unzip; strip; find; touch; finger; head; uptime; whereis; latex; mount; join; nice; man; top; split; fsck; gasp; more; yes; exit; umount; sleep; dump
Actually:
unzip && strip && touch && finger && mount && fsck
&& more && yes && umount && sleep || echo
"Error: Can't, headache..."
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Re: Things That Sound Dirty at the Office but Aren
« Reply #5 on: May 12th, 2005, 10:26am » |
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Paul, those are hilarious!
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