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Jonny's advice column
« on: May 10th, 2005, 6:33pm » |
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My first question 
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #1 on: May 10th, 2005, 6:46pm » |
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My wife picks ugly girls to be her friends so that I won't be interested. I told her that we have plenty of paper bags to put over their heads. Didn't get anything after the paper bag suggestion except the couch. 
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #2 on: May 10th, 2005, 6:47pm » |
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Opps, another question just in
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #3 on: May 10th, 2005, 6:57pm » |
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ROTFLMAO
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #4 on: May 10th, 2005, 7:00pm » |
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Holy shit!!!
They keep coming in
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #5 on: May 10th, 2005, 7:01pm » |
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I'm gonna need cpr soon
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #6 on: May 10th, 2005, 7:07pm » |
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Sorry to busy getting a home cooked meal to do CPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...sorry for the all the R's
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #7 on: May 10th, 2005, 7:11pm » |
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These chicks love it 
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #8 on: May 10th, 2005, 7:12pm » |
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on May 10th, 2005, 7:07pm, medic1852 wrote:| Sorry to busy getting a home cooked meal to do CPRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR...sorry for the all the R's |
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is you eating ice cream or did you blow a seal 
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #9 on: May 10th, 2005, 7:18pm » |
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No amy just cooked me a nice home cooked meal... 
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #10 on: May 10th, 2005, 7:19pm » |
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #11 on: May 10th, 2005, 7:20pm » |
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Jonny,you are my FUCKING hero!!You should be syndicated in all the papers.To hell wth Dear Abby. David
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #12 on: May 10th, 2005, 7:20pm » |
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #13 on: May 10th, 2005, 7:22pm » |
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Dear Jonny
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It is up to YOU to educate yourself and then help your doctor plan your treatment. If you just sit down in front of your doctor and say "make me better" you are setting yourself up for a great deal of pain.
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #14 on: May 10th, 2005, 7:26pm » |
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hmmmm....what's for dinner hun ?
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I can't believe that I have to bang my
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #15 on: May 10th, 2005, 7:28pm » |
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I am predicting that this string will go to #1.
Great advice for the ladies, too.
Thanks Jonny (you sage)
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #16 on: May 10th, 2005, 7:29pm » |
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Sorry, the bitch forgot dinner
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #17 on: May 10th, 2005, 7:32pm » |
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on May 10th, 2005, 7:26pm, E-Double wrote:| hmmmm....what's for dinner hun ? |
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I personaly heard your wife could not cook a microwave dinner....
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #18 on: May 10th, 2005, 7:39pm » |
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on May 10th, 2005, 7:32pm, medic1852 wrote:
I personaly heard your wife could not cook a microwave dinner....
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That's ok......We'll be over soon for dinner followed by personally giving you spelling lessons.
She's a great cook and an even better
Keep rolliin' dem eyes
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I can't believe that I have to bang my
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #19 on: May 10th, 2005, 7:44pm » |
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on May 10th, 2005, 7:39pm, E-Double wrote:
That's ok......We'll be over soon for dinner followed by personally giving you spelling lessons.
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And a sever ass kicking
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #20 on: May 10th, 2005, 7:44pm » |
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on May 10th, 2005, 7:39pm, E-Double wrote:
That's ok......We'll be over soon for dinner followed by personally giving you spelling lessons.
She's a great cook and an even better
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Sorry I cant spell, and I was just repeating what Charlie told me...
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #21 on: May 10th, 2005, 7:48pm » |
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Advice: Don't repeat anything Charlie tells you..
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #22 on: May 11th, 2005, 4:33am » |
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #23 on: May 11th, 2005, 4:37am » |
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Wow, so many men from the '50s...
I know I should be  right now...
After all, I've always wanted a "Dear Sandie" column...
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Re: Jonny's advice column
« Reply #24 on: May 11th, 2005, 4:41am » |
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I'm saying NOTHING.
Its rude to talk with your mouth full. 
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