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Briliant Burglers
« on: May 6th, 2005, 10:59am » |
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From an article which appeared in the Dublin Times about a bank robbery
on March 2.
Once inside the bank shortly after midnight, their efforts at disabling
the
security system got underway immediately. The robbers, who expected to
find one or two large safes filled with cash & valuables, were surprised
to
see hundreds of smaller safes throughout the bank.
The robbers cracked the first safe’s combination, and inside they found
only a small bowl of vanilla pudding. As recorded on the bank’s audio
tape
system, one robber said, “At least we’ll have a bit to eat.”
The robbers opened up a second safe, and it also contained nothing but
vanilla pudding. The process continued until all safes were opened.
They did not find one pound sterling, a diamond, or an ounce of gold.
Instead, all the safes contained covered bowls of pudding.
Disappointed, the robbers made a quiet exit, each leaving with nothing
more than a queasy, uncomfortably full stomach. The newspaper headline
read:
IRELAND’S LARGEST SPERM BANK ROBBED EARLY THIS MORNING..
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