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Why men should never send a woman to the hardware
« on: May 6th, 2005, 10:40am » |
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Bubba was fixing a door and he found that he needed a new hinge, so he
sent
his wife, Mary Louise, to the hardware store.
At the hardware store, Mary Louise saw a beautiful teapot on a top shelf
while she was waiting for Joe Bob, the manager, to finish waiting on
a customer.
When Joe Bob was finished, Mary Louise asked, “How much for the teapot?”
Joe Bob replied, “That’s sterling silver and it costs $100!”
“My goodness, that sure is a lotta money!” Mary Louise exclaimed.
She then proceeded to describe the hinge that Bubba had sent her to buy,
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Joe Bob went to the backroom to find it.
From the backroom Joe Bob yelled, “Mary Louise, you wanna screw for that
hinge?”
Mary Louise replied, “No, but I will for the teapot.”
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Re: Why men should never send a woman to the hardw
« Reply #1 on: May 6th, 2005, 11:26am » |
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Darn Tootin!!!
Let Bubba s--- for the hinge.. she only want the tea pot
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Re: Why men should never send a woman to the hardw
« Reply #2 on: May 6th, 2005, 1:06pm » |
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Teapot... okay... I'd prefer a LV bag anytime, but that's just me... 
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