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9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« on: May 3rd, 2005, 11:42am » |
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9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off.....
1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time .... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the tv remote, because they refuse to walk to the tv and change the channel manually.
3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. DUH.. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
5. When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved!'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
8. When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer than live?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #1 on: May 3rd, 2005, 2:09pm » |
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Actually, these are so true...  (but funny as hell!)
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #2 on: May 3rd, 2005, 3:11pm » |
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You forgot about the people who talk on the cell phone, shave, read the paper, eat breakfast, drink coffee, and get dressed all at the same time while they are driving.
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #3 on: May 3rd, 2005, 4:46pm » |
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Good One...  I forgot about them...
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #4 on: May 3rd, 2005, 5:30pm » |
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I think the TV show Cops has a funny line.
After the cops chase down the bad guy, tackle him in the street, grind his face into the asphalt, bend his arms behind him and cuff him. Maybe whack him a few times with their sticks and give him a couple of good punches and kicks. They put him the police cars with
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #5 on: May 3rd, 2005, 5:49pm » |
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I hate mothers who say to a child thats crying cos it's lost something......
" Where did you lose it..." 
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #6 on: May 3rd, 2005, 5:53pm » |
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Or, when you have company and they ask "May I use your restroom?"
Restroom? What is my house, a gas station?
"No. Just sit there and fart. Or go shit in the neighbor's yard."
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #7 on: May 3rd, 2005, 5:56pm » |
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or....can I borrow the loo....wtf no you can't just use it where it is!!!!
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #8 on: May 3rd, 2005, 6:04pm » |
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What about : : :
people who stop their car in the middle of the road while there are 5 open parkingspaces directly to the right?? They really piss me off 
(roads and streets in Europe are not as wide as yours in the US)
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #9 on: May 3rd, 2005, 6:06pm » |
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One of my pet peeves about people...I hate the people that when you go to buy coffee or fast food.... they stand so far away from the counter and never move up so they make the line start in the middle of the store... I hate those people........ oh and people that talk to me so close to my face that I can't breathe...... and if you move back they move closer....... ahhhhhhhhhhhhh!
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #10 on: May 3rd, 2005, 6:53pm » |
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People That Tee Me Off!!
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #11 on: May 3rd, 2005, 7:06pm » |
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on May 3rd, 2005, 6:53pm, ghost62 wrote:People That Tee Me Off!!
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Golfers with a tricked out cart worth more than my truck....Bastards 
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #12 on: May 3rd, 2005, 7:40pm » |
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on May 3rd, 2005, 6:53pm, ghost62 wrote:People That Tee Me Off!!
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Hey! Hey! Hey! That's not nice! Somebody steal your nine iron or something?
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #13 on: May 3rd, 2005, 8:09pm » |
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #14 on: May 3rd, 2005, 8:17pm » |
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People who are mulit-tasking in their vehicles at a stop light, and don't pay attention when the light turns green.
People who drive slow talking on their phones, because they can't chew gum and walk at the same time.
And, when I am out at a restaurant, and the server (always a female) brings me my change, ask's "Do you want your change?" Yes, I want my change. Do you want a tip? Geez.
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #15 on: May 3rd, 2005, 8:24pm » |
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Oh, and when you are in excruciating pain, and someone asks you... "Are you in pain?" WTF do you think, genius?
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #16 on: May 3rd, 2005, 9:30pm » |
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How about: You walk in the house from work soaking wet and the wife asks, "Is it raining?" No, I always soak myself really good with the water hose before I come in the house!
Or this one: Working on the car and the wrench slips and you rip your knuckles open really bad. After you scream out in pain and throw your wrench God knows where, you hold your hand cussing and pacing. The wife walks out and says, "Are you alright?" Hmmm. Let's see, I'm white as a sheet and there's blood pouring from my hand...Yeah, I'm fine.
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #17 on: May 3rd, 2005, 9:45pm » |
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Okay, here I go now...
The people I hate are the ones who come up to you in 103 degree temperatures and say "Hot enough for ya?" I just want to smile and say, "No, I am the son of hell. Could you douse me with gas and throw a match?"
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When someone says "Can I ask a stupid question?" I usually respond "Of course. If I can I will provide a stupid answer."
Or when you are smoking a cigarette and someone asks you if you have a cigarette. I feel like saying "What the hell does this look like, a tampon?"
Years ago I went to one of the first "Hot Topic" stores to hit shopping malls (They are the ultra cool / gothic shop.) My buddy Kenny stood outside to hear me go in and say, "Do you have anything darker than black?" I could hear him laughing all the way into the store up to the counter. The girl, who looked like Wednesday Adams on a bad day, just looked at me and said "Huh?" I had to get out of there before I busted out laughing just looking at the expression on her face.
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #18 on: May 3rd, 2005, 10:50pm » |
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LMAO You are just evil, Carl.
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #19 on: May 3rd, 2005, 11:17pm » |
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Nice ones.
For me the most evil person is the guy who shakes your hand and won't let go while he prattles on about his meeting you. I have to include my uncle who was one of those horrors that squeezes your bicep when saying hello. GOD. 
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #20 on: May 3rd, 2005, 11:37pm » |
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Or ya sit at a bar with an empty beer and the bartender asks 'do you want anouther one' ? DUH.....bottoms up Pam
Hot Topic is a store I need to go to.....my one girlfreind mentiond that store and that I should check it out.....I like cool black shirts.......didn't realize it was gothic type.....that's definetly BLACK. Wonder where one is at around here ?
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #21 on: May 4th, 2005, 10:20am » |
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More peeves........
People who come to a complete stop on a busy road so they can turn right.
People who play (c)rap music so loud in their cars, it makes my rear view mirror shake.
People who leave the shopping cart right in the middle of the aisle and ignore you when you stand there waiting.
Untalented teenagers who hire real musicians to write and play music for them and then call themselves musicians while they fake like their actually singing live.
Rich has beens who like to sleep with little boys and then try buying their way out of it while trashing the families of the victims.
Anyone who disagrees with me.
politicians, gang bangers, child molesters, many others that I won't mention because I'm not really in the mood to get in a huge fight over it.
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #22 on: May 4th, 2005, 10:40am » |
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on May 4th, 2005, 10:20am, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:More peeves........
People who come to a complete stop on a busy road so they can turn right. WAS THAT YOU BEHIND ME???
People who play (c)rap music so loud in their cars, it makes my rear view mirror shake. THEY'RE ONLY TRYING TO SHARE THEIR TASTE IN MUSIC... 
People who leave the shopping cart right in the middle of the aisle and ignore you when you stand there waiting. A GENTLEMAN WAITS OR MOVES IT HIMSELF.
Untalented teenagers who hire real musicians to write and play music for them and then call themselves musicians while they fake like their actually singing live. AS LONG AS IT'S NOT JESSICA SIMPSON, I DON'T CARE WHAT HER SISTER DOES...
Rich has beens who like to sleep with little boys and then try buying their way out of it while trashing the families of the victims. - ONLY THING I AGREE WITH YOU ON. AMAZING.
Anyone who disagrees with me. WHAT ARE YOU GOING TO DO ABOUT IT? BRING IT ON.
politicians, gang bangers, child molesters, many others that I won't mention because I'm not really in the mood to get in a huge fight over it. SCARED?
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
« Reply #23 on: May 4th, 2005, 11:42am » |
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This happened to me a few weeks ago:
I was in the line to pay for my fuel, we were standing there for at least 3 minutes. The woman in front of me stands there all the time with her hands in her pockets not looking anywhere but straight forward. When she got her turn finally, she started taking out change out of all of her pockets and counting it (took at least 30 seconds). Then, when the employee started re-counting she looks to the right and FOR THE FIRST TIME IN ALMOST FIVE MINUTES she notices the ray of sweets and chocolate, decides she WANTS SOME and takes another minute to pick 2 items and then again pay for it with change AAARRRRRGGGHHHHHH 
at that time the only thing i wanted to shout was: ARE YOU A DUMB COW ON AUTO-PILOT, OR WHAT??
very tee-ing...
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Re: 9 Kind Of People That Tee Me Off!!
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on May 4th, 2005, 10:20am, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:People who play (c)rap music so loud in their cars, it makes my rear view mirror shake.
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My pet peeve: people who use "rap" and "music" in the same sentence. That's an unforgivable syntax error.
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