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Re: Random Thoughts Of The Slap-Happy
« Reply #1 on: May 1st, 2005, 7:16pm » |
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Are all fishermen liars? Or do only liars fish? 
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Re: Random Thoughts Of The Slap-Happy
« Reply #2 on: May 1st, 2005, 9:28pm » |
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If you ever fall off the Sears Tower, just go real limp, because maybe you'll look like a dummy and people will try to catch you because, hey, free dummy.
Too bad you can't buy a voodoo globe so that you could make the earth spin real fast and freak everybody out.
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We tend to scoff at the beliefs of the ancients. But we can't scoff at them personally, to their faces, and this is what annoys me.
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
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Re: Random Thoughts Of The Slap-Happy
« Reply #3 on: May 2nd, 2005, 7:05am » |
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Re: Random Thoughts Of The Slap-Happy
« Reply #4 on: May 2nd, 2005, 8:29am » |
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on May 1st, 2005, 7:16pm, Kirk wrote:| Are all fishermen liars? Or do only liars fish? |
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Hey, now....
I ALWAYS catch fish when I go: SunFish, BuzzFish, BeerFish. Why lie? 
Then, as a last resort, "It's called fishing; not catching."
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Re: Random Thoughts Of The Slap-Happy
« Reply #5 on: May 2nd, 2005, 8:37am » |
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on May 1st, 2005, 9:28pm, PittsburghJoe wrote:
To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
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Re: Random Thoughts Of The Slap-Happy
« Reply #6 on: May 2nd, 2005, 12:20pm » |
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Clowns are kind of scarey......why is that ? I've always thought as a kid if Ronald McDonald ever came close to me I'd kick him in the nutz and run off screaming. He's supposed to be a 'good' clown tho. Don't clown around me Pam 
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Re: Random Thoughts Of The Slap-Happy
« Reply #7 on: May 2nd, 2005, 12:23pm » |
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Chuck E Cheese freaks me out. 
I was a very young Mom. Took the kids to CEC once (I was about 25) effen Chuckie pinned me in a booth and grabbed my boob.  I didn't want to freak the kids out, so I whispered... "Get your hands off me or you're gonna lose your balls." He did.
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Re: Random Thoughts Of The Slap-Happy
« Reply #9 on: May 2nd, 2005, 1:23pm » |
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Quote:To me, clowns aren't funny. In fact, they're kind of scary. I've wondered where this started and I think it goes back to the time I went to the circus, and a clown killed my dad.
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I don't know. If, like me, you're old enough to remember Clarabell, they aren't frightening, just goofy.
My dad fired clowns.
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Re: Random Thoughts Of The Slap-Happy
« Reply #11 on: May 2nd, 2005, 7:56pm » |
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You know what would make a good story? How about a story of a clown who is always smiling, but inside he is very sad. Also, he has severe diarreah.
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Re: Random Thoughts Of The Slap-Happy
« Reply #12 on: May 2nd, 2005, 9:22pm » |
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If an admired clown has diahrea would you want to fill his shoes ? How bout a peuking clown with a smile......maybe he could try hard and get it to come out his nose and ears. The incredible peuking clown.....I can see the flyers now........come one come all Pam
What about a masturbateing clown....oh never mind....that's a circus midget...........
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