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Redd
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Be prepared
« on: Apr 27th, 2005, 8:16pm » |
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to pee your fucking pants.....
An operations manager for Jack in the Box was late for a meeting and
called his boss to tell him he was running late. As he was leaving the
voice mail message, he witnessed an accident and went on to provide "play
by play" of the incident. This is the actual voice mail message. It was
forwarded so many times within Jack in the Box, it crashed their voice
mail server.
http://home.swbell.net/kf5tv/voicemail.mp3
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Re: Be prepared
« Reply #1 on: Apr 27th, 2005, 8:27pm » |
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OHG!
That was priceless!
Kris
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Re: Be prepared
« Reply #2 on: Apr 27th, 2005, 9:41pm » |
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the guy's laugh .............. 
LMMFAO!
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Re: Be prepared
« Reply #3 on: Apr 28th, 2005, 2:47am » |
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That guy certainly had lots of fun...
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Re: Be prepared
« Reply #4 on: Apr 28th, 2005, 10:45am » |
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I laughed so damn hard, my techs came in wondering what was going on. I re-started it and we all listened to it.
All of us were on the floor in laughter when it was over.
This is the hardest I have laughed in years.
Thank you.
Pat
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Re: Be prepared
« Reply #5 on: Apr 28th, 2005, 10:48am » |
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on Apr 28th, 2005, 10:45am, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:I laughed so damn hard, my techs came in wondering what was going on. I re-started it and we all listened to it.
All of us were on the floor in laughter when it was over.
This is the hardest I have laughed in years.
Thank you.
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I could just see those four little old grannies beating that guy to a pulp in my mind's eye.
The discription of the proverbial *Bible Thumping* got me rolling!
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Re: Be prepared
« Reply #6 on: Apr 28th, 2005, 10:59am » |
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The Bible part got me pretty good too.
I am a Christian (Go ahead and start bashing now. I'm used to it.) and I know that some Christians get a little pushy some times. This is known to us as beating someone over the head with the Bible.
Thank you again for giving me the best laugh I've had in years.
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Re: Be prepared
« Reply #7 on: Apr 28th, 2005, 11:23am » |
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I've got my entire office laughing... ... one by one they started gathering around my desk while I was playing it.. now I've forwarded it to a few of them and you can here laughter all over the building...
Thanks for the morning jump start... 
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Re: Be prepared
« Reply #9 on: Apr 29th, 2005, 12:22pm » |
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Here's a little something to go along with this thread.
Sometimes, I wish I could do this to people I work with. 
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/stfu.php
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Re: Be prepared
« Reply #10 on: Apr 29th, 2005, 1:16pm » |
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Few still snickering that was great. I really needed that. Thanks........Kim
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Re: Be prepared
« Reply #11 on: Apr 29th, 2005, 1:35pm » |
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my eyes had been feeling kind of dry and itchy, it being pollen season and all. well, no longer. I was crying laughing so damn hard.
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