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medic1852
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Blonde Joke!
« on: Apr 27th, 2005, 9:34am » |
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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......?????"
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Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #1 on: Apr 27th, 2005, 9:56am » |
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LMAO!
Sounds like something my friend Selma would say…and mean it…yeah, she’s a blonde. 
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Why does it always have to be us blondes? too funny!!! 
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Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #3 on: Apr 27th, 2005, 9:59am » |
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Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #4 on: Apr 27th, 2005, 10:02am » |
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on Apr 27th, 2005, 9:58am, Candycane wrote:| Why does it always have to be us blondes? too funny!!! |
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Because you have time to get away before they get it. 
What do you call 3 blondes standing next to each other?
A wind tunnel.
No offense to blondes. Some of my best friends are blondes.
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Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #5 on: Apr 27th, 2005, 10:04am » |
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I was a blond for few seconds couple years ago when I dyed my hair really . I was a scary sight!
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Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #6 on: Apr 27th, 2005, 10:07am » |
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You’re right Candy…I also have a blonde friend, Victoria, who is extremely bright and she makes blonde jokes all the time…she’s an attorney…that’s how she breaks the ice with her new clients. She just ain’t right.
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Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #7 on: Apr 27th, 2005, 1:09pm » |
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Two of my dearest friends are bright, intelligent blondes. Neither makes blonde jokes, though. 
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Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #8 on: Apr 27th, 2005, 1:14pm » |
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OK....here's a stupid man joke......this is what guys really do on there nites out. Blonded Pam
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Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #9 on: Apr 27th, 2005, 1:35pm » |
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Two blondes living in Oklahoma were sitting on a bench talking and one blonde says to the other, "Which do you think is farther away, Florida or the moon?"
The other blonde turns and says "Helloooooooooo, can you see Florida.......?????" |
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Actually....I see nothing wrong in this rationale.
But then again..I'm blonde.
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Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #10 on: Apr 27th, 2005, 1:50pm » |
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on Apr 27th, 2005, 1:14pm, cootie wrote:
I'm busted..... I told my wife I was going out to play poker. Now, she's gonna see this and find me out.
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Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #11 on: Apr 27th, 2005, 1:56pm » |
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on Apr 27th, 2005, 1:14pm, cootie wrote:
Ok guys she has seen the sacred beer and fart dance and heard the music. Now we must stop her before she tells. 
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Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #12 on: Apr 27th, 2005, 2:20pm » |
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Here's jonny at a car show.......(love ya big guy)......dancein man show Pam
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Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #13 on: Apr 27th, 2005, 2:31pm » |
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Re: Blonde Joke!
« Reply #14 on: Apr 27th, 2005, 3:25pm » |
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on Apr 27th, 2005, 1:14pm, cootie wrote:
Good one!
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