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In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names-a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.
The long-term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully considered: Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's research. It is believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't remember what or who they're doing.
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #1 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 6:57pm » |
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on Apr 25th, 2005, 6:50pm, nani wrote:In Pharmacology, all drugs have two names-a trade name and a generic name. For example, the trade name of Tylenol is acetaminophen. Aleve is known as naproxen, Amoxil is amoxicillin, and Advil is ibuprofen.
The FDA has been looking for a generic name for Viagra. After consideration by a team of government experts, it recently announced it has settled on the generic name of mycoxafloppin. Also considered were mycoxafailin, mydixadrupin, mydixarizin, mydixadud, dixafix, and of course, ibepokin.
Pfizer Corp. is making an announcement today that Viagra will soon be available in liquid form and will be marketed by Pepsi Cola as a power beverage suitable for use as a mixer. Pepsi's proposed ad campaign claims it will now be possible for a man to literally pour himself a stiff one. Obviously, we can no longer call this a soft drink. This additive gives new meaning to the names of cocktails, highballs and just a good old-fashioned stiff drink. Pepsi will market the new concoction by the name of Mount & Do.
The long-term implications of drugs and medical procedures must be fully considered: Over the past few years, more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's research. It is believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't remember what or who they're doing.
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #2 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 7:11pm » |
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #3 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 7:17pm » |
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #4 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 7:37pm » |
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LMMFAO Thanks!!!
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #5 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 8:42pm » |
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LMAO Nani....where do you get this stuff
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #6 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 10:56pm » |
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What would happen if a woman took that stuff ? I know a few guys that are a little carried away with it......lot of guys with high blood pressure take it and yer not supposed to.....sum don't even know what there blood pressure is and never had it checked and take it all the time. Rather be a limp dick then a dead one Pam
I jus wonder if SUM DAY there won't be a big news flash and it'll end up on 60 minutes and all over the papers and tv talk shows how much permenant damage the stuff does to the heart or SUMTHING of interest ? Then they'll be lawyer adds askin you to call if you have taken it to STATE your claim for a big law suit. Makes ya wonder.....it's happend before with other meds.
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #7 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 11:36pm » |
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Quote:| more money has been spent on breast implants and Viagra than was spent on Alzheimer's research. It is believed that by the year 2030, there will be a large number of people wandering around with huge breasts and erections who can't remember what or who they're doing |
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This is what our wonderful drug companies do with all that money they use for "research." It's not well-known that more drug research is done in Europe than in the United States as well.
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If Viagra does prove to be a dangerous drug, I can see the headline now: "Viagra Falls!"
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Pam said [quoteWhat would happen if a woman took that stuff ? I know a few guys that are a little carried away with it......lot of guys with high blood pressure take it and yer not supposed to.....sum don't even know what there blood pressure is and never had it checked and take it all the time.quote]
They take my BP every time i go in the office then tell me what it is, in my case 120/80.
The piont is, if you can't fuck then your on antidepresants, then you can't fuck no matter what erectile dysfunction drugs you might be on, no matter what your blood pressure happens to be.
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #10 on: Apr 26th, 2005, 2:37am » |
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Stiff drink...
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #11 on: Apr 26th, 2005, 8:30am » |
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #12 on: Apr 26th, 2005, 9:22am » |
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That was petty funny, Nani, but sad to hear all that money being spent on big tits and big dicks.
Oooooooooo, DidI say that!
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #13 on: Apr 26th, 2005, 11:31am » |
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mydixadud... ROTFLMAO
I used to live near the Pfizer factory, its not far from Dover in Kent - home of the white cliffs. Its known as a hard water area... just thought you'd like to know that!
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #14 on: Apr 26th, 2005, 11:34am » |
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I need the new Ginkgo Viagra... so I can remember what the fuck I'm doing.
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #15 on: Apr 26th, 2005, 11:41am » |
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JOE! That was brilliant, bloody brilliant!
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #16 on: Apr 26th, 2005, 12:01pm » |
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on Apr 26th, 2005, 11:34am, PittsburghJoe wrote:| I need the new Ginkgo Viagra... so I can remember what the fuck I'm doing. |
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Re: Viagra
« Reply #17 on: Apr 26th, 2005, 12:08pm » |
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on Apr 26th, 2005, 11:34am, PittsburghJoe wrote:| I need the new Ginkgo Viagra... so I can remember what the fuck I'm doing. |
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