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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #1 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 3:13pm » |
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hmmm looks like the dog had a bite....
or TWO!!!
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #2 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 3:19pm » |
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LMAO!!! Trippy? Too cool… 
So, uh, like where can I buy some…? 
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« Reply #3 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 3:20pm » |
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Yeah!!!
Where can I get a pack of those...? 
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #4 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 3:24pm » |
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They also have the hi fiber 100% kudzu root flavor....
Their eyes look different on that box. You know, the look one gets while holding in a fart. 
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #5 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 3:25pm » |
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on Apr 25th, 2005, 3:24pm, nani wrote:| You know, the look one gets while holding in a fart. |
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I don't know. I've never held one in.
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #6 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 3:26pm » |
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on Apr 25th, 2005, 3:24pm, nani wrote:They also have the hi fiber 100% kudzu root flavor....
Their eyes look different on that box. You know, the look one gets while holding in a fart. |
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So I see you’ve been hanging out with Pat…uh, nevermind…Pat doesn’t believe in holding them back…my mistake… 
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rextangle
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You gassy kudzu bastards!!!!
With mushrooms, you only hallucinate farts... or get the occasional brain fart...
But Frank is right: NEVER NEVER EVER HOLD A FART....
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #8 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 3:35pm » |
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on Apr 25th, 2005, 3:29pm, rextangle wrote:
But Frank is right: NEVER NEVER EVER HOLD A FART.... |
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But I must at least try to...I am a lady afterall! 
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #9 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 3:41pm » |
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Never hold your farts in because they travel up your spine and that's where chitty ideas come from.
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #10 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 3:45pm » |
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What's invisible and smells like carrots?
Rabbit farts.
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #11 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 3:52pm » |
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Only hold a fart in long enough to build up enough pressure to make the maximum amount of noise.
Unless you are getting ready to get on an elevator. Then you let them out very silently while standing at the back. When the doors open, you rush out to pull it along past everyone.
Not that I have ever done any of those.
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #12 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 3:59pm » |
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on Apr 25th, 2005, 3:52pm, ExplodingEyeBall wrote:Only hold a fart in long enough to build up enough pressure to make the maximum amount of noise.
Unless you are getting ready to get on an elevator. Then you let them out very silently while standing at the back. When the doors open, you rush out to pull it along past everyone.
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I swear to God tears are running down my face…you are one sick dude…
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P.S.: Nani, don’t hold back girl…I heard it gives us cellulite when we hold back…let it rip!
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #13 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 4:10pm » |
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Awwww, you guys crack me up...!
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #14 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 4:12pm » |
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This dude could use a bowl or two
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #15 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 4:19pm » |
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on Apr 25th, 2005, 4:12pm, Jonny wrote:This dude could use a bowl or two
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Jonny,
where did you found that pic...?
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #16 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 4:31pm » |
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on Apr 25th, 2005, 4:19pm, sandie99 wrote:
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Here
http://www.wftv.com/slideshow/news/2691965/detail.html?qs=;s=1;p=news;dm =ss
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #17 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 7:43pm » |
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Great set me up for a case!!! LOL Trippy is better then being dippy!!  Thanks Rex!!!
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #18 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 9:57pm » |
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Um......NEVER trust a fart if yer over 50.......wear dark clothes if gassy Pam
Nice root canal jonny.......................
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #19 on: Apr 26th, 2005, 3:03am » |
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #20 on: Apr 26th, 2005, 7:29am » |
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #21 on: Apr 26th, 2005, 12:01pm » |
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Quote from the pic: "
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LITTLETON, Colo. -- A dental office X-ray reveals a four-inch nail embedded in the skull of Patrick Lawler, 23, which was removed at Littleton Adventist Hospital in suburban Denver. Lawler unknowingly shot himself with a nail gun Jan. 6 while working in Breckenridge, a ski resort town in the central Colorado mountains. The accident left Lawler with what he thought was a minor toothache and blurry vision. When painkillers and ice failed to stop the ache six days later, he went to a dental office where the nail was discovered. (01/14/05 AP Photo/The Family Dental Center via KUSA-TV via The Denver Post)"
How do you NOT know you shot yourself with a nailgun.
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #22 on: Apr 26th, 2005, 12:04pm » |
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I wonder who was hurting worse?
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Re: Advertisement
« Reply #23 on: Apr 26th, 2005, 1:16pm » |
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I'll take a case of the cereal....
Re: Fart holding back...
It's better to let it out
and bare the shame
than hold it in
and bust a vain...... 
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I'll take a few boxes.
Fuckit! I'm chronic. Gimme a case!
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