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JDH
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Dear John...
« on: Apr 25th, 2005, 12:57pm » |
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The ultimate response to a Dear John letter...You gotta love a man like this!!!!
A Marine was deployed to Afghanistan. While he was there he received a letter from his girlfriend. In the letter she explained that she had slept with two guys while he had been gone and she wanted to break up with him.
AND, she wanted pictures of herself back.
So the Marine went around to his buddies and collected all the unwanted photos of women he could find. He then mailed about 25 pictures of women (with clothes and without) to his girlfriend with the following note: "I don't remember which one you are. Please remove your picture and send the rest back."
NOW THERE IS A REAL MARINE.
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Re: Dear John...
« Reply #1 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 1:03pm » |
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Blahhhhh-ha-ha-ha....good one ! That could go both ways tho ya know.....yer givein us girls 'ideas' Pam 
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Re: Dear John...
« Reply #2 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 1:06pm » |
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I like that.
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Re: Dear John...
« Reply #3 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 1:10pm » |
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HOO-RAH!!!! 
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Re: Dear John...
« Reply #4 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 1:15pm » |
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But I agree with Pam... Nice idea! 
Next bad boyfriend, beware!
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Re: Dear John...
« Reply #5 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 4:14pm » |
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The series mash had this done in a episode.a patient got a dear john letter just like this one.seeing him depressed the doctors went around camp collecting womens pictures and wrote the same letter for him to send to his ex - girlfriend.Billy likes mash so I've seen every episode at least ten times.
Minnie who really needs to get a life 
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Re: Dear John...
« Reply #6 on: Apr 25th, 2005, 4:55pm » |
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That story is from WW II about a sailor. You can find it in the 1949 Fun Fare compilation of jokes and stories issued by Reader's Digest (A Treasury of Reader's Digest Wit and Humor). It's on page 195.
Still a good story. RD jokes get recycled all the time.
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Re: Dear John...
« Reply #7 on: Apr 26th, 2005, 1:05pm » |
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That is a good one.
She deserved that one. So many times we see that here at Ft. Riley. Soldiers go and wives have boyfriends and then husbands back, but a lot of the times they act like it never happened when the spouse is back. Then they want to know if and when they will deploy again. 
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Re: Dear John...
« Reply #8 on: Apr 26th, 2005, 2:09pm » |
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on Apr 25th, 2005, 4:14pm, minnie wrote: The series mash had this done in a episode.a patient got a dear john letter just like this one.seeing him depressed the doctors went around camp collecting womens pictures and wrote the same letter for him to send to his ex - girlfriend.Billy likes mash so I've seen every episode at least ten times.
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Don't worry, Minnie. I can recall lots of quotes from Will & Grace... and I can tell from which episode they're from... and I can tell from what episode the pics shown during the W&G's title song are taken...
I need a life, too...
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