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Jonny
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UCLA Study....
« on: Apr 12th, 2005, 3:57pm » |
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A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending
on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged
and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,
she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his
temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies
are expected.
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Re: UCLA Study....
« Reply #1 on: Apr 12th, 2005, 4:02pm » |
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Nice.
Another UCLA has come to the conclusion that hard hats are harzardous. Test rabbits, when wearing hard hats while felling trees were unable to get out of the way of said falling tree, and were subsequently smashed to the forest floor.
Another study concluded that ducks have flat feet from stomping out forest fires. Elephants, on the other hand, have flat feet from stomping out burning ducks. So much for the evolutionary trail. It was also noted that Elephants have wrinkled knees from playing marbles. Additional studies to follow.
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Re: UCLA Study....
« Reply #2 on: Apr 12th, 2005, 4:14pm » |
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Quote:A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending
on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged
and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,
she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his
temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies
are expected.
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Yeah, this is pretty accurate…
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Re: UCLA Study....
« Reply #3 on: Apr 12th, 2005, 4:17pm » |
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thats pretty accurate just ask my wife .... of she is in cycle 3 1/2 weeks out of the month 
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Re: UCLA Study....
« Reply #4 on: Apr 12th, 2005, 4:33pm » |
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on Apr 12th, 2005, 3:57pm, Jonny wrote:A study conducted by UCLA's Department of Psychiatry has revealed that
the kind of face a woman finds attractive on a man can differ depending
on where she is in her menstrual cycle.
For example: If she is ovulating, she is attracted to men with rugged
and masculine features. However, if she is menstruating, or menopausal,
she tends to be more attracted to a man with scissors lodged in his
temple and a bat jammed up his ass while he is on fire. Further studies
are expected.
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Re: UCLA Study....
« Reply #5 on: Apr 12th, 2005, 4:42pm » |
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They should do a study on what type of face is attractive during a cluster cycle.
"what? who? face? Oh.. face... crap, dear god, my face.... my head... "
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Re: UCLA Study....
« Reply #6 on: Apr 13th, 2005, 1:34am » |
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on Apr 12th, 2005, 4:42pm, samsara wrote:They should do a study on what type of face is attractive during a cluster cycle.
"what? who? face? Oh.. face... crap, dear god, my face.... my head... " |
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Re: UCLA Study....
« Reply #7 on: Apr 13th, 2005, 10:23am » |
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LOL a woman in labor too.
At some points, the husband/SO/whatever is on okay terms with the mom-to-be.
The next minute, she's screaming her head off and literally throwing things at him and telling him that she'll never have kids again and to get his sorry, sperm producing ass out of the room and never come back.
It can be quite comical to watch! Fortunately, I get them AFTER they have the baby. Don't get me wrong...they have their issues there, too....many many issues! But at least I am not watching them have the kid anymore! hehe
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