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rextangle
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Ok, as some of you may know, I was elected to be the Temporary Pope until they elect a new one.
You've seen how bad I was at my previous popal attempt.
This time someone handed me a baby, and I didn't know what to do, so I proceeded to bite him on the head....
Stupid me...
Then I got to hang out with that silly looking Brit dude at the Pope's funeral.... I had some nasty beans prior to our meeting
Later on I lost a bet with him... I was pretty pissed off...
Then I got to meet other presidents. It was not much fun, as you can tell by the face I'm making... trying to hold gas.
But eventually, I had to let it out....
...which got me arrested for indecent flatulation!
That's all folks! Have a pain free and gas free weekend!
Cheers,
Rex
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Re: REX's GASSY NEWS of the week
« Reply #1 on: Apr 8th, 2005, 3:44pm » |
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Shit...rex...my damn sides and cheeks hurt from laughing!! And I think the word is "papal' not popal...which really made me ROTFLMAO..... You kill me!!!! 
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Re: REX's GASSY NEWS of the week
« Reply #2 on: Apr 8th, 2005, 3:45pm » |
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Hey I take it all back! I've FINALLY seen a pic of Camilla where she doesn't look like a horses ass! Won't she make a pretty bride tomorrow?! 
on Apr 8th, 2005, 3:40pm, rextangle wrote:
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Re: REX's GASSY NEWS of the week
« Reply #3 on: Apr 8th, 2005, 3:47pm » |
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Nani, it's popal when you're a temp pope... papal, when you're the real thing! 
LeLimey... she smells like a horse's ass this time... 
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Re: REX's GASSY NEWS of the week
« Reply #4 on: Apr 8th, 2005, 3:49pm » |
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Still cracked me up!!!
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Re: REX's GASSY NEWS of the week
« Reply #5 on: Apr 8th, 2005, 3:54pm » |
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Rex…the tears are flowing man…I’ve said it before and I’ll keep saying it…
YOU AIN’T RIGHT!!!!!!
LMAO!!!
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Re: REX's GASSY NEWS of the week
« Reply #6 on: Apr 8th, 2005, 3:59pm » |
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BWAHAHAHAHA!!!
What's that smell? 
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Re: REX's GASSY NEWS of the week
« Reply #7 on: Apr 8th, 2005, 4:07pm » |
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LMAO
May be Prince Charles pulled more than your finger
Too funny Rex
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Re: REX's GASSY NEWS of the week
« Reply #8 on: Apr 8th, 2005, 4:15pm » |
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Broomie you got THAT right girlie!!
Prince Charles would've been lucky to get away with pulling a finger if THAT is what he did pull!! ewww!
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« Reply #9 on: Apr 8th, 2005, 4:47pm » |
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« Reply #10 on: Apr 8th, 2005, 8:10pm » |
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Thanks kids. 
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« Reply #11 on: Apr 8th, 2005, 9:40pm » |
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LOL!
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Re: REX's GASSY NEWS of the week
« Reply #12 on: Apr 9th, 2005, 1:01am » |
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That was fuckin funny as hell !!! Guess who farted Pam
Is your watch missing......I think the baby nabbed it......you were pope-en-ated
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Re: REX's GASSY NEWS of the week
« Reply #13 on: Apr 9th, 2005, 2:29am » |
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Oh dear... my tummy hurts from all that laughing!
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