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De_Minimis
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Most Drastic Idea?
« on: Apr 6th, 2005, 10:10pm » |
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I've been thinking: Tazer. I'm going to get one of my buddies to light me up like a Christmas tree during a cluster headache. The five seconds of "extreme discomfort", as I call it, might just be the ticket to abort a cluster. Sure, I have no basis for this other than having ridden the lightening for five seconds before, but maybe, just maybe...
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Re: Most Drastic Idea?
« Reply #1 on: Apr 6th, 2005, 10:14pm » |
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LMAO.....Ya....I would call that drastic. But if it works....let me know. 
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Re: Most Drastic Idea?
« Reply #2 on: Apr 6th, 2005, 10:58pm » |
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Shoot, I would try it. It sounds crazy, but is it any crazier than Kudzu, or shoving all these damn needles on our bodies, or taking regimine after regimine of freakin steroids that screw our bodies up completely...
You might, though, want to try the mushrooms first. I think that they are much more pleasent than electricity.
But then again, whatever floats your boat.
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edited to say: Dude, you eat glue. Then hell, hit the tazer. What the hell? Right?
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Re: Most Drastic Idea?
« Reply #4 on: Apr 7th, 2005, 12:05am » |
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Umm...I'd have to say that's a lot more drastic than kudzu... 
I would say that you ought to try kudzu or 'shrooms first. JMHO...
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Re: Most Drastic Idea?
« Reply #5 on: Apr 7th, 2005, 1:02am » |
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Make sure and videotape this experiment . . . .for scientific purposes of course, and, work or not you might be able to pick up a few bucks on Americas Funniest Home Videos.
Then you could cut out the middle-man (the tazer shooter) and just shove a fork in the closest outlet . . . video for that also please 
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Hmmm. Tazered during a CH.
Can you say STROKE?
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Re: Most Drastic Idea?
« Reply #7 on: Apr 7th, 2005, 6:06am » |
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on Apr 7th, 2005, 12:05am, nani wrote:Umm...I'd have to say that's a lot more drastic than kudzu...
I would say that you ought to try kudzu or 'shrooms first. JMHO... |
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Yes, more drastic. But is it crazier? Seems kinda crazy to me that Kudzu helps. But it does...
However, I will say that we all tried that one because of the medical studies the floridian brought us. And that there was actually some science to it. Tazer...not so sure.
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Re: Most Drastic Idea?
« Reply #8 on: Apr 7th, 2005, 5:21pm » |
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All I can say is that we need pictures.
Also...... 
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Re: Most Drastic Idea?
« Reply #9 on: Apr 7th, 2005, 5:35pm » |
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on Apr 7th, 2005, 5:21pm, Charlie wrote:All I can say is that we need pictures.
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Lots of pics and video too. .for scientific purposes of course,    
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Re: Most Drastic Idea?
« Reply #10 on: Apr 7th, 2005, 5:51pm » |
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hey, Jeepgun - we need you to post your taser story again. Might convince this guy that it's probably not a great idea, ok?
Seriously. Dude. Kudzu or Shrooms or even gifties from the cat box first, ok?
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Re: Most Drastic Idea?
« Reply #11 on: Apr 7th, 2005, 5:53pm » |
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Taser your nuts dude.....and like Richard said.....video tape it
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Re: Most Drastic Idea?
« Reply #12 on: Apr 7th, 2005, 8:38pm » |
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on Apr 7th, 2005, 5:51pm, Margi wrote:hey, Jeepgun - we need you to post your taser story again. Might convince this guy that it's probably not a great idea, ok?
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LMAO!! I can't seem to find it at the moment, Margi. In any case, trust me on this: Tasering yourself is a bad, VERY bad, idea. (That story wasn't autobiographical, by the way!) LOL 
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Re: Most Drastic Idea?
« Reply #13 on: Apr 7th, 2005, 8:44pm » |
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LMAO!!!! Hey let us all know if it works!!!!!
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Re: Most Drastic Idea?
« Reply #14 on: Apr 7th, 2005, 10:26pm » |
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Would that be simialr to a defibulator kinda deal......don't do it standing in water or holding the family cat Pam
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Re: Most Drastic Idea?
« Reply #15 on: Apr 7th, 2005, 11:05pm » |
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Re: Most Drastic Idea?
« Reply #16 on: Apr 7th, 2005, 11:27pm » |
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If nothing else, I'll get to entertain my buddies. They laughed so hard the last time they fried me they almost pissed themselves. We're a weird, twisted bunch. You don't even want to hear about the time I had to take a lung full of Punch II fogger (OC spray). Sadistic bastards.
By the way, started Kudzu today. Humm, could it really be working?? Dare I even think it?
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Re: Most Drastic Idea?
« Reply #17 on: Apr 7th, 2005, 11:53pm » |
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Well, no matter WHAT happens, I guarantee that the kudzu will be a hell of a lot less masochistic than tasering yourself.
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Most Drastic Idea?
« Reply #18 on: Apr 8th, 2005, 12:52pm » |
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Couldn't sleep last night and had a flash from High school. Got busted for pot at school so my family had me put in a psych unit to avoid legal charges. There was a woman who sufferred from horrific migrains. ( I wonder now if they were perhaps misdiagnosed clusters) .She was a mess and they had tried everything so her doc, shrink not a neuro, decided to try ectroconvulsive shock therapy)sort of like a temporary lobotomy. It was scary. Didn't do a thing for the headaches but she lost her memory for days. Might want to rethink the shock idea
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