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Bethany1
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April Fools
« on: Mar 30th, 2005, 12:42pm » |
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Anyone got anything special planned for April Fools Day? I would love to do something to my boss, any ideas?
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #1 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 12:49pm » |
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I'm not sure that the statute of limitations has run out on all the pranks I've played in the past, so I'll plead the 5th on this one.  
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #2 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 12:51pm » |
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Write a while you were out message and have him call Mr Lyon back at the zoo phone number. 
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #3 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 12:54pm » |
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I saw this on another website: can you imagine??
I have one planned for my parents:
My parents anniversary is April 2 - been together almost 40 years. Happily married I might add. My dad is in NYC for a funeral, mom is in Florida where they recently retired to. So, my joke, I'm sending divorce papers to my mom. Don't worry, I am also sending flowers and sending them on a cruise for their anniversary. I just wish I could see the look on her face when she gets the fed ex package with divorce papers with my dad alleging she cheats, wants the house, the boat, the retirement package.
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #4 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 12:57pm » |
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Now that would be mean...what if Mom keels over with a heart attack?
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #5 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 1:09pm » |
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Boss prank...
this one was bad, almost had my boss in tears
Before she came in, I managed to have her entry badge deactivated, her locks to her office changed, and empty boxes stacked outside the door. She was told she had to be escorted to her office, where our VP was standing with a stack of 'letters'. We were all (7 of us) taken to a conference room where we all opened our letters one by one. My boss was simply dumbfounded. All of our letters were copies of severence packages that had been going out (downsizing), but when she finally opened hers (last, of course) it had big block letters "April Fool".
Didn't like her much.
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #6 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 1:18pm » |
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Well, for my boss…this wasn’t for April Fool’s day. But there was a couple of month’s of non-stop work while we were launching our first analyzer and during that time when I asked him for a day off, just to recoup, he’d always have an answer…“not a good time right now, we need you now, soon, after the launch…” We were working 14 hour days and many Saturdays…I was also in cycle. Two months of this and I was a zombie…
During a department meeting, in the middle of the meeting, I got up from my chair, climbed on the table, crawled slowly across the conference table, and pretended to collapse of exhaustion, practically on his lap…
After they all stopped laughing, my boss gave me the rest of the week off…
Don’t recommend you do this unless your boss is as cool as mine…LOL
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #7 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 1:41pm » |
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My wife was restructured out of her position in 1994 by a major Insurance co.(fuggin Pru. )Her boss was a real horses ass so I bought a Browning 9mm squirt gun and on her last day I went into his office,made him stand up and I squirted him three good blasts in the crotch.Funniest look on his face ya ever seen.I had to go to jail for three days but it was worth it.
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #8 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 1:45pm » |
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on Mar 30th, 2005, 1:41pm, vietvet2tours wrote:| I had to go to jail for three days but it was worth it. |
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That's the funniest thing I have ever heard in my life.
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #9 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 2:17pm » |
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Here's a thought....
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #10 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 2:21pm » |
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I dare you to try doing that to my desk.
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #11 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 2:33pm » |
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Hey,
That looks like MY desk!!
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #12 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 2:43pm » |
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Id better plead 5th too because almost lost job last prank i pulled at work. got everyone with it
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #13 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 2:44pm » |
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just remember these words thermostat and superglue
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #14 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 4:26pm » |
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I also sent a puke of a neighboor a pair of breeding cockroaches,altho after thirty days in that plastic box complete with dog food and a damp sponge there was probably more than a breeding pair.
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #15 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 4:35pm » |
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note to one's self:
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #16 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 4:49pm » |
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on Mar 30th, 2005, 4:35pm, seasonalboomer wrote:
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #17 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 4:55pm » |
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One of the nurses at the Army clinic I was stationed at, was on a rant about specimens being stored in the staff's food refrigerator. NOBODY had done that. She just needed something to bitch about at an in-service. That night, on break, I bought a Milky Way out of the snack machine, melted it in the microwave a little, then "molded it" into a rather fecal shape. Then I put it in a clear baggie and paperclipped a bogus lab slip to it, designating it as a stool sample, and then laid it in the food refrigerator.
The next day, I was on evening shift, and just as I was coming in the door to start the shift, she comes running (waddling?) down the hall, making this high-pitched keening noise of horror, holding the "stool sample" aloft for all (patients and everyone!) to see. I ducked into the locker room and proceeded to laugh so hard, my ribs were sore, the next day.
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #18 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 5:26pm » |
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Ya shoulda took it and ate it while doin Cheech and Chongs "Dog Shit"
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Quote:I would love to do something to my boss, any ideas?
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Sure. Call him on Monday morning. Tell him you are the Hilton in Lauderdale on the companies dime. You got the time and location of the conferance mixed up. Then thank him for the first class seats on the plane.
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #20 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 7:37pm » |
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Hey, just take the day off. He'll appreciate you even more when you come back and you can have a geat day doing just what you fancy
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #21 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 8:04pm » |
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I' gonna hide the couch when Brad gets home from work.......no nappy poo for you Pam
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #22 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 8:23pm » |
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Hi, Sorry if I confused you. I'm a new member. My name's Marta. Have a good April Fools whatever you decide to do.
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #23 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 8:24pm » |
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This is one my staff pulled on me. I still keep a picture of my office that day taped in my scrapbook....
They borrowed a whole bunch of headless manikins (sp?) from a local retail store, put tee-shirts on them and hats on the necks. They positioned them all over my office - there must have been at least 10 of them - and put a big sign on my closed door that said, "Only a fool would take on the job of leading this mindless bunch."
I laughed till I cried. It was a good joke, but made me feel loved. Of course, if you hate your boss, you probably wouldn't want to do anything to make him/her feel loved!
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Re: April Fools
« Reply #24 on: Mar 30th, 2005, 8:24pm » |
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I wanted to play a practical joke on my boss once and had it all set up. But I chickened out. But here is how it was supposed to go...
There was a new hire in the sales department, Randy, a single older gentleman with a bit of a fem bent to him. The VP of Sales, Rob is a 6'2" good looking guy, built like some of the ladies pics of the day. One day Rob wrote a quick note on Randy's desk calendar to indicate that Randy had missed his birthday.
IWas going to play that one up to the hilt and I went and baught a pair of black satin boxershorts with red metalic chili peppers silk screened on them. I tucked them into a nice heart shaped box, and put a card in there that read...
" I hope this makes up for missing your birthday. Maybe you can model these for me Friday night" ~R
As I said I chickened out and never DID pull the joke off, but I do have a nice pair of sleep shorts now.. 
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