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My new excercize routine
« on: Mar 28th, 2005, 8:56am » |
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My doctor insisted that I get some excersize (nice....coming from a skinny, healthy, 30-something)
So I thought you may want to try it, too. Before starting any new excersize routine check with your doctor.
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OK...now scroll back up. That's enough for today. Now go have a donut.
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #1 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 9:06am » |
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It’s the having to get up to get the donut where the calories burn right??? I get it… 
I went to use my tread mill yesterday after a week of non-use, and decided to burn the calories by getting the feather duster and giving it a good dusting… 
Sigh, today is another day…or maybe tomorrow…
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #3 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 9:28am » |
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #4 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 9:48am » |
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We moved into this apartment building with a full gym on the roof. It is part of our rent. So, it is like a 15 second elevator ride to the 19th floor and there is the gym. So, I really don't have an excuse right? In addition, all of the cardio machines are hooked up to cable, and you can watch like 200 channels of TV as you exercise. Pretty cool.
I still find excuses not to go. I have to go though. Got a trip to Hawaii planned for June, and I need to drop a few pounds. Good thing my wife is disciplined. She always goes, and nags me to go. I just always have to find a channel with CSI or something cool. Maybe MacGyver.
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #5 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 9:50am » |
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I just bent down and picked something up.
ahhhh done.
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #6 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 9:54am » |
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on Mar 28th, 2005, 9:50am, Bethany1 wrote:I just bent down and picked something up.
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I SAW that and now I'm done! Yeah, I went there. 
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #7 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 10:05am » |
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #8 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 10:45am » |
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #9 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 2:56pm » |
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Does farting burn calories ? I didn't do it Pam 
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #10 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 3:06pm » |
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on Mar 28th, 2005, 2:56pm, cootie wrote:| Does farting burn calories ? I didn't do it Pam |
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According to my brother it does…Pig that he is…
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #11 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 3:13pm » |
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on Mar 28th, 2005, 2:56pm, cootie wrote:| Does farting burn calories ? I didn't do it Pam |
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Gas emission will result in a two calory burn unless you tight cheek it -- in that case three.
Enjoy.
Laundry streaks have an added benefit. Still two calories but you can burn upto 12 additional cleaning up the mess.
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #12 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 3:15pm » |
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on Mar 28th, 2005, 3:13pm, echo wrote:
Gas emission will result in a two calory burn unless you tight cheek it -- in that case three.
Enjoy.
Laundry streaks have an added benefit. Still two calories but you can burn upto 12 additional cleaning up the mess.
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Tight-cheek it???  
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #13 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 3:17pm » |
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Hot seepers are a 'slow' burn but the people around em burn up alot of calories running away !! Skiddle mark'd Pam
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #14 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 4:41pm » |
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Quote:| I went to use my tread mill yesterday after a week of non-use, and decided to burn the calories by getting the feather duster and giving it a good dusting… |
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I no longer use my treadmill now that I ran out of quarters. 
I have two remotes and now and then I have to change batteries. It always wears me out.
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #15 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 4:45pm » |
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on Mar 28th, 2005, 2:56pm, cootie wrote:| Does farting burn calories ? I didn't do it Pam |
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If it did, I would dissappear.
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Re: My new excercize routine
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on Mar 28th, 2005, 3:17pm, cootie wrote:Hot seepers are a 'slow' burn but the people around em burn up alot of calories running away !! Skiddle mark'd Pam
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Hot seepers are farts from hell! Gross! 
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Re: My new excercize routine
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #18 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 5:19pm » |
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #19 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 6:03pm » |
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Can I buy a vowel please.....oh shit.....never mind you said bowel. I'm such a crappy listener Pam
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #20 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 6:13pm » |
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Is a Hot Seeper anything like an SBD (Silent But Deadly)?
Inquiring minds really don't want to know....
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #21 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 6:13pm » |
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Okay, I guess it is time to work out:
First some stretches
Then some weightlifting
A few miles on the treadmill
some swimming
Whew. I'm bushed! Now to Baskin Robbins for ice cream!
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #22 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 6:15pm » |
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on Mar 28th, 2005, 6:13pm, Gator wrote:Okay, I guess it is time to work out:
First some stretches
Then some weightlifting
A few miles on the treadmill
some swimming
Whew. I'm bushed! Now to Baskin Robbins for ice cream!
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #23 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 6:16pm » |
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on Mar 28th, 2005, 6:13pm, Gator wrote:Okay, I guess it is time to work out:
First some stretches
Then some weightlifting
A few miles on the treadmill
some swimming
Whew. I'm bushed! Now to Baskin Robbins for ice cream!
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Gator, that was too cute!!!
DD, I believe the answer to your question is yes, but I could be wrong...
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Re: My new excercize routine
« Reply #24 on: Mar 28th, 2005, 6:18pm » |
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on Mar 28th, 2005, 6:16pm, Langa wrote:
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