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BITCHOLOGY 101
« on: Mar 22nd, 2005, 12:36pm » |
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When I stand up for myself and my beliefs, they call me a bitch.
When I stand up for those I love, they call me a bitch
When I speak my mind, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a bitch.
BEing a bitch means I won't compromise what's in my heart. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to step on me.
When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speake against it, I am defined as a bitch.
The same thing happens when I take time for myself instead of being everyone's maid, or when I act a little selfish.
It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. (I refuse to let people "should" on me!)
I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!
So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me - YOU won't succeed.
And if that makes me a bitch, so be it. I embrase the title and am proud to bear it.
B-arbara I-n T-otal C-ontrol H-ere!
B-eautiful I-ntelligent T=allented C-harming H-ell of a woman
B-eautiful I-ndividual T-hat C-an H-andle anything
Have a great day,
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #1 on: Mar 22nd, 2005, 12:39pm » |
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Yeah...you go bitchy girlfriend!!!
Count me in!! I revel in my bitchiness!!!
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #2 on: Mar 22nd, 2005, 12:51pm » |
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Guess I've been a bitch all along. 
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #3 on: Mar 22nd, 2005, 1:26pm » |
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on Mar 22nd, 2005, 12:36pm, BarbaraD wrote:I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!
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Amen to that!
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #4 on: Mar 22nd, 2005, 1:33pm » |
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Yes, but you are all nice bitches . Come to think of it I think I may also be a closet bitch. I think I'll come out 
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #5 on: Mar 22nd, 2005, 1:35pm » |
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 Rock on Barbara!
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #6 on: Mar 22nd, 2005, 1:44pm » |
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When I poke fun at myself and my beliefs, they call me a smart-ass.
When I stand up after passing gas with those I love, they call me a smartass
When I make snappy comments, think my own thoughts or do things my own way, they call me a smartass.
BEing a smartass means I won't compromise what's at the tip of my tongue. It means I live my life MY way. It means I won't allow anyone to one-up my last comment.
When I refuse to tolerate injustice and speak against the character of the person I am fighting, I am defined as a smartass.
It means I have the courage and strength to allow myself to be who I truly am and won't become anyone else's idea of what they think I "should" be. (I refuse to let people "should" on me!)
I am outspoken, opinionated and determined. I want what I want and there is nothing wrong with that!
So try to stomp on me, try to douse my inner flame, try to squash every ounce of beauty I hold within me - YOU won't succeed.
And if that makes me a smartass, so be it. I embrase the title and am proud to bear it.
S-cott M-akes A-ssinine R-eplies To A-ll S-o S-hootme
Have a great day,
I'd be a bitch too if I wasn't such a bastard.
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #7 on: Mar 22nd, 2005, 1:48pm » |
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That was great Scott...thanks for the laugh!!!!! 
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #8 on: Mar 22nd, 2005, 2:26pm » |
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I will not let myself be defined by my handicaps, maladies or afflictions.
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #9 on: Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:05pm » |
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I want to find me a Bitch just like ya'll!
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #10 on: Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:08pm » |
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No need to take the course. Wimmins' are naturally good at it. 
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #11 on: Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:48pm » |
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on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:05pm, survivor13 wrote:| I want to find me a Bitch just like ya'll! |
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Aww...that's so sweet. 
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #12 on: Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:50pm » |
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on Mar 22nd, 2005, 6:05pm, survivor13 wrote:| I want to find me a Bitch just like ya'll! |
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #13 on: Mar 22nd, 2005, 8:29pm » |
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You're not a bitch but since you think you are everyone's maid, we can arrange to get you one of those French maid outfits.  
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #14 on: Mar 22nd, 2005, 8:31pm » |
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Do I know you, Miss Barbara? Probably.
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #15 on: Mar 22nd, 2005, 8:37pm » |
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YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
(but I prefer to think of myself as a woman)
Boomer??? Start yer own smartass thread.this is the bitches' thread!!!! 
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #16 on: Mar 23rd, 2005, 6:28am » |
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on Mar 22nd, 2005, 8:31pm, Miklos wrote:| Do I know you, Miss Barbara? Probably. |
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Mik,
Maybe you didn't recognize me without the French Maid Costume -- (or was that YOU wearing it?) 
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #17 on: Mar 24th, 2005, 2:03pm » |
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on Mar 22nd, 2005, 8:37pm, Cathi04 wrote:YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!
(but I prefer to think of myself as a woman)
Boomer??? Start yer own smartass thread.this is the bitches' thread!!!!
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It really wouldn't be a "smart-ass" thread if I started it myself would it. That would be like arranging for your own surprise birthday party.
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #18 on: Mar 24th, 2005, 2:26pm » |
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHH...you're right Boomer.......ok.please, resume!!!!!
Bitches to the right.......Smartasses to the left..........
now, EVERYBODY....MINGLE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I like this thread!
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #19 on: Mar 24th, 2005, 2:51pm » |
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Of course we could ruin the thread by talking about the bitchy cure I found that I'm not going to tell any of you bitches about.
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #20 on: Mar 24th, 2005, 2:53pm » |
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on Mar 24th, 2005, 2:51pm, seasonalboomer wrote:Of course we could ruin the thread by talking about the bitchy cure I found that I'm not going to tell any of you bitches about.
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Go sell it on EBay, BITCH!
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #21 on: Mar 24th, 2005, 3:01pm » |
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ROTFFLMAO!!!!
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #22 on: Mar 24th, 2005, 3:09pm » |
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Yep......I knew it...............
Boomer, YOU, sir, are a smartass....move to the left!!!!!!!!
Oh, and I love this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #23 on: Mar 24th, 2005, 3:22pm » |
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Cathi...I'm afraid I'm a bitch AND a smartass (among other things). Where should I stand?
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Re: BITCHOLOGY 101
« Reply #24 on: Mar 24th, 2005, 3:53pm » |
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on Mar 24th, 2005, 3:22pm, nani wrote:| Cathi...I'm afraid I'm a bitch AND a smartass (among other things). Where should I stand? |
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Nani, you are more of a Bitch, so stay to the right.
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