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Jimi
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Picking a Wife
« on: Mar 18th, 2005, 12:42pm » |
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Subject: Picking a Wife
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> A man is dating three women and wants to pick one to marry. He decides to
> give them a test.
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> He gives each woman a present of $5,000 and watches to see what they do
> with the money.
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> The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets
> her hair done, new make up, and buys several new outfits and dresses up
> very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more
> attractive for him because she loves him so much.
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> The man was impressed.
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> The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of
> golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes.
> As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the
> money
> on him because she loves him so much.
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> Again, the man is impressed.
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> The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times
> the $5,000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a
> joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future
> because she loves him so much.
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> Obviously, the man was impressed.
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> The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with The
> money he'd given her.
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> Then, he married the one with the biggest tits.
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> Men are like that, you know.
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Re: Picking a Wife
« Reply #1 on: Mar 18th, 2005, 2:20pm » |
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I betcha she was also the one that gave him back his $5K… 
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Re: Picking a Wife
« Reply #2 on: Mar 18th, 2005, 6:28pm » |
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on Mar 18th, 2005, 2:20pm, Langa wrote:I betcha she was also the one that gave him back his $5K…
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Re: Picking a Wife
« Reply #3 on: Mar 18th, 2005, 6:36pm » |
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Tiannia, ROTFLMAO 
Might have been blonde, too. 
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Re: Picking a Wife
« Reply #4 on: Mar 19th, 2005, 8:19am » |
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Hi Gentleman Jimi,
It appears you have too much time on your hands...Shades of Jonny...But, this is a good laugh...Having spent time with your beautiful wife, I know more than luck was shining on you...hehehe
Take care...
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Re: Picking a Wife
« Reply #5 on: Mar 19th, 2005, 12:29pm » |
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Good one JIMI>>>> women sometimes chose men by the size of their...
wallets............. touche (what were you thinking???)
love to you Ree
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Re: Picking a Wife
« Reply #6 on: Mar 19th, 2005, 9:31pm » |
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Jimi, you doofus, this is a 1930s joke. I have the original. Admittedly, it has been updated to the 70s or something; but, criminey, it is as old as you are.
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What's a doofus?
Added: Cancel that. Apparently according to Jeeves it is an English word!
NOUN: Inflected forms: pl. doo·fus·es
Slang An incompetent, foolish, or stupid person.
ETYMOLOGY: Perhaps blend of doof, fool (from Scots) goofus, fool (from goof).
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