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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #1 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 8:15am » |
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #2 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 8:15am » |
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That is so sad!
A couple years ago I was driving with my dad on the highway. Before we knew it a mama duck led her duckies across the road right in front of us. The car in front of us blew them around like tumbleweeds. We took care of the rest - nailed them going about 60. Nothing we could do. Traumatized my dad. It was like a really bad cartoon.
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Hey Casey,
Thanks for sharing that warm fuzzy story this Monday morning. Put me in the mood to go to work.
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #4 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 8:36am » |
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Ed Norton: Hey Ralphy boy, guess what I found today at work. Trixie said to she knew a farmer that would take them in and a Chinese restaurant owner said he would take them there for me, and mentioned something about establishing their Peking order.
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #5 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 8:42am » |
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on Mar 14th, 2005, 8:30am, don wrote:Hey Casey,
Thanks for sharing that warm fuzzy story this Monday morning. Put me in the mood to go to work. |
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No problem! 
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I'll try and take out a couple of pigeons on the way in. I'm in the mood.
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #7 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 10:56am » |
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How many stuck on the grill Casey...........quack'd grill Pam
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #8 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 11:12am » |
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on Mar 14th, 2005, 10:56am, cootie wrote:| How many stuck on the grill Casey...........quack'd grill Pam |
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None. Good thing too, I don't think we could have handled it.
My parents are divorced, but arr friendly. My mom was in the car at the time too. The next day we were all in Boston and my mom bought my dad a shirt with a mama duck and all her duckies on it. It pissed my dad off, in a funny way.
A couple of weeks ago my sister called and said that she went to start her boyfriend's car and heard a cat screaming. Turns out it got caught in the fan or something. Took her boyfriend an hour to get it out of the engine, and put it out of its misery.
I still need to buy her a shirt with little kitties on it
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #9 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 11:22am » |
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The driveway into my job is 4 miles long across the desert. We have a lot rabbits that like to sit along side the road and wait to the last second to play the hare version of "Hey Bubba, watch this!"
Damned parasite invested rodents! Sometime you have to swerve two or three times to get them.
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #10 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 11:34am » |
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Okay, you have to get this song "Poisoning Pidgeons In The Park." Hilarious!!! I got it from Doctor Demento.
I don't have enough room on my website for it or I'd post it there for download. If I find a place to download it from, I will let you know.
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #11 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 11:42am » |
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on Mar 14th, 2005, 11:12am, clarence wrote:
A couple of weeks ago my sister called and said that she went to start her boyfriend's car and heard a cat screaming. Turns out it got caught in the fan or something. Took her boyfriend an hour to get it out of the engine, and put it out of its misery.
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Casey, shaddup will ya. Your stories today are horrible.
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #12 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 11:47am » |
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I tried that once with my kids. Their heads were too big for the vents...they got out.
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #13 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 11:48am » |
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Some old lady out this way hit a goose goin down the road and pulled into my freinds auto body shop for her oil change and guess the guys were rollin on the floor laughin cuz the goose was still there STUCK across the bumper. Kill this Pam
We have alot of geese and ducks out here with all the lakes......there always in the road will sometimes try and chase ya. Seen trucks go by em behind or in fronta me and not slow down and the baby's spin like tops in the road all over the place.
Ahhh poor kitty tho......cats meet some tragic deaths. Sigh !
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #14 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 11:54am » |
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Pigeons never seem to move out of the way of my Jeep. I keep thinking they'll fly away as I get closer, but they don't. They just look at me, and then I hear them having a blunt disagreement with my chassis. Damn flying rats...
My daughter came in the house crying one day, after the bus dropped her off. Through her sobs she managed to tell me that the bus had run over a squirrel and it stuck to the tire and kept going "around and around, like it was stuck on a really terrible carnival ride." I was torn between being sympathetic and laughing my ass off. 
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #15 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 11:59am » |
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on Mar 14th, 2005, 11:34am, Gator wrote:Okay, you have to get this song "Poisoning Pidgeons In The Park." Hilarious!!! I got it from Doctor Demento.
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Gator I have a CD by Tom Lehrer ( Tom Lehrer in concert) with "poisoning pigeons in the park" and several other twisted songs on it. I love it. Its really clever stuff!
"when they see us coming the birdies they try n' hide but they still eat the peanuts when coated in cyanide!"
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #16 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 12:55pm » |
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One night at twilight I was driving home and visibility was pretty low...
all of a sudden I could see three raccoons crossing the road single file and I couldn't stop.
I know I hit 1 and 3 solid with the right and left front tires. I've been wondering for years what happened to the one in the middle...
Did he escape under the car or did I get him too for the trifecta?
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I agree. Rats with wings.
I am sending this entire thread to PETA. Then I am going to call them and laugh hysterically.
Quote:| I tried that once with my kids. Their heads were too big for the vents...they got out. |
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ROFLMMFAO!
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #18 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 1:56pm » |
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The rabbits, ginney's, (sp) (some sort of bird but it aint no chicken its black in color with white spots on it. They eat all the bugs from what I hear.) racoons, possuims and squirles, here have a death wish also. Love to play the game like BobG said "hey bubba watch this" I hit'em and keep right on my merry little way.
Nani, glad to see Im not the only one who tryed this with her kids. LMMFAO
Oh Don, tell PETA from me................  never mind. HEHEHEHE *wefg*
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #19 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 2:11pm » |
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on Mar 14th, 2005, 11:47am, nani wrote:| I tried that once with my kids. Their heads were too big for the vents...they got out. |
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Try moving and not leaving a forwarding address.....
This is terrible but I REALLY did this... My son was in boarding school and took a private plane home one weekend. As luck would have it we had JUST moved (he knew the town, but not the address). They landed at the wrong airport and he didn't have a clue where to go. My parents were waiting at "another" airport for him. We didn't even have our phone hooked up. But my parents found him and brought him home........ Think he'll be out of therapy in about 10 years........
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #20 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 2:27pm » |
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on Mar 14th, 2005, 2:11pm, BarbaraD wrote:
Try moving and not leaving a forwarding address.....
This is terrible but I REALLY did this... My son was in boarding school and took a private plane home one weekend. As luck would have it we had JUST moved (he knew the town, but not the address). They landed at the wrong airport and he didn't have a clue where to go. My parents were waiting at "another" airport for him. We didn't even have our phone hooked up. But my parents found him and brought him home........ Think he'll be out of therapy in about 10 years........
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #21 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 2:32pm » |
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Frank:
When I was a kid I used to shoot pigeons. One time all I had was my 410. Not sure what size shot but I found that they explode in a cloud of blood and dust like the WTC.
Just doing my part kids. 
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #22 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 3:16pm » |
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Ever try feeding Alka seltzer to sea gulls? They nose dive well. I was kid so sue me. LMAO
Barb, Ive even changed the locks on the house and these kids still get in!!  LMAO Good one Barb leave it "Mom" to pull this one off. LMAO
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #23 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 3:38pm » |
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DON"T KNOCK RATS OR PIGEONS!!!
I miss my rat!!
I had to learn to train Rats and Pigeons in college........
If you could not teach what right did you have to teach a child......There's a thought
Also when I was living upstate while out of school.....I called my parents and got the "# has been disconnected with no forward"
Man I was on their list at the time.....
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Re: Bad Parenting
« Reply #24 on: Mar 14th, 2005, 4:26pm » |
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on Mar 14th, 2005, 11:42am, Bethany1 wrote:
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I'll stop telling stories if I can start posting pictures...
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