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Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« on: Mar 5th, 2005, 7:09am » |
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I was wondering....does this ever happen to you????
3am. I'm coming down from a hit, just a settin in the kitchin with the frozen lo mein on my noggin, the pain drain is kinda pleasant, ..........and i sorta fall into this dream/fantasy. I have a clear picture in my head. I carjack a Good Humor Truck, proceed to drive to King Kullen where i don a ski mask, grab a high powered water pistol and pillow case. I enter King Kullen and head directly for the frozen food isle where i terrorize the frozen food isle attendant and force him to empty all frozen peas into my pillow case. I back my way out of King Kullen and peal out of the parking lot in the Good Humor Truck.
 Mebbe i'm just overtired.
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Re: Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« Reply #1 on: Mar 5th, 2005, 8:45am » |
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Re: Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« Reply #2 on: Mar 5th, 2005, 9:12am » |
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Kim,
Sounds better than me, when I get over a hit, and sit down at night, as soon as the pain drops I fall asleep. I used to be able to daydream like that, I could even see everything that I was doing in my head, but no more.
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Re: Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« Reply #3 on: Mar 5th, 2005, 9:44am » |
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Kim,
This sounds like a normal quest for the perfect cold pack for a CH. Peas seem to have a good potential, plus you can rattle them as they thaw and have a little fun with rythmic sounds.
My personal preference at the moment is rolling a can of frozed OJ over the pain. There's something about the slow rolling motion that helps, plus when it thaws, I may be ready for a beverage. I'll bet other sufferers have some great ideas for cold packs. Hope you are back to normal and pf by now.
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Re: Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« Reply #4 on: Mar 5th, 2005, 10:14am » |
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Doesn't sound deranged to think it, kimmie.... it probably would be deranged to do it though. 
My favorite ice pack is a burlap type (but much softer) woven cotton bag filled with dried corn. You can get the dried corn in the Spanish food section of the supermarket. It's always in my freezer. What I like is that it's as cold as any frozen veggie bag but it's dry so it doesn't hurt my skin. And it holds the cold for a long time. Sometimes, my ice bag is my best friend.
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Re: Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« Reply #5 on: Mar 5th, 2005, 10:22am » |
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on Mar 5th, 2005, 10:14am, nani wrote:Doesn't sound deranged to think it, kimmie.... it probably would be deranged to do it though.
My favorite ice pack is a burlap type (but much softer) woven cotton bag filled with dried corn. You can get the dried corn in the Spanish food section of the supermarket. It's always in my freezer. What I like is that it's as cold as any frozen veggie bag but it's dry so it doesn't hurt my skin. And it holds the cold for a long time. Sometimes, my ice bag is my best friend. |
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I think this could be a whole new thread. We could see who has the most creative ice packs!
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Re: Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« Reply #6 on: Mar 5th, 2005, 10:59am » |
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Deranged thoughts....big time! VERY little sleep over the last seven weeks has me pretty warped and disgusted today. Been up since 10:30 last night.
Found a bottle of Auslaise(spl) wine and have half of it gone already...reminds me of my construction days and drinking before noon.
As for ice paks....my wonderful spouse/supporter found some unique ones at a craft fair. Soft cotton bags filled with beanie-baby beads and potpourri. They last a long time and are very comfortable. Thank gawd I haven’t needed them since last Jan.
Wishing you all PFDAN’s
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Re: Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« Reply #7 on: Mar 5th, 2005, 11:53am » |
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DREAM POLICE DAILY TABLOID
Early this morning a Good Humor driver was forced to abandon his truck when threatened by a pink-hooded bandit brandishing sharpened popsicle sticks in both hands. Details from the questioned driver did offer clues though when he reported, "I heard a voice call from somewhere, Stop, Stop!. I pulled over and suddenly I felt a something sharp jammed into each buttock cheek, I don't know where this person came from but I offered them the coin changer from my belt."
"I was led to the side of the truck and told to make the Dilly Bar price 75 cents again and then to start walking. There was a clear plastic gun in her belt full of liquid, I thought it might be invisible ink and didn't want to disappear forever so simply obeyed."
"I was able to make a phone call at a nearby house by flashing my official Good Humor badge in the window for identification, the occupants initially thought I was the Orkin man doing a follow-up call. I called police right away and then also the area Good Humor garage to switch on the Cap'n Crunch Bar signaling sky-beam to pull all the trucks off the street in case we had a serial ice cream-napper."
Police investigated the scene and could only find dark footprints from which samples were sent to the lab. In the meantime, police have dubbed her the Chocolate Coated Feet Bandit.
The ice cream truck apparently showed up soon after at a King Kullen nearby. A pink-hooded patron with an open pillow case trick-or-treated a frozen food stockboy to load frozen peas in the sack at plastic gunpoint. Clues relating the incident were the common pink hood and clear plastic gun with liquid. The stockboy complied by emptying the row of peas into the pillow sack because his acne medication on his face would run and he was getting ready for a date Saturday night with a girl from the bakery department.
Witnesses say a Good Humor truck lit up the parking lot with smoke as it peeled out onto the main street and was gone. Visual observation of the footprints in the snow where the truck was parked revealed the darkened footprints in the snow relating the two incidents.
The emptied Good Humor truck was found parked in front of a Baskin Robbins and apparently abandoned there. It's a symbolic gesture police think.
Detectives say that with the kind of a headache this bandit will get by the constant quick consumption of the ice cream from the truck will incapacitate the bandit long enough where she is holed-up for us to put together clues for a complete psychological profile.
When asked about the peas in combination with the ice cream, police investigators compiling the case could only say, "We have a real demented mind when someone mixes peas with ice cream. This is no ordinary mind at work here."
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Re: Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« Reply #8 on: Mar 5th, 2005, 12:10pm » |
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on Mar 5th, 2005, 11:53am, Kevin_M wrote:DREAM POLICE DAILY TABLOID
When asked about the peas in combination with the ice cream, police investigators compiling the case could only say, "We have a real demented mind when someone mixes peas with ice cream. This is no ordinary mind at work here." |
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Re: Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« Reply #9 on: Mar 5th, 2005, 12:25pm » |
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on Mar 5th, 2005, 11:53am, Kevin_M wrote:DREAM POLICE DAILY TABLOID
The emptied Good Humor truck was found parked in front of a Baskin Robbins and apparently abandoned there. It's a symbolic gesture police think.
Detectives say that with the kind of a headache this bandit will get by the constant quick consumption of the ice cream from the truck will incapacitate the bandit long enough where she is holed-up for us to put together clues for a complete psychological profile.
When asked about the peas in combination with the ice cream, police investigators compiling the case could only say, "We have a real demented mind when someone mixes peas with ice cream. This is no ordinary mind at work here." |
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Re: Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« Reply #10 on: Mar 5th, 2005, 12:27pm » |
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ROFL... Bravo, Kevin!! *applauding*
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Re: Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« Reply #11 on: Mar 5th, 2005, 2:51pm » |
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ROFLMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
KEVIN!  That is EXACTLY SPOT ON FOLLOW UP 
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Re: Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« Reply #12 on: Mar 5th, 2005, 4:47pm » |
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on Mar 5th, 2005, 11:53am, Kevin_M wrote:DREAM POLICE DAILY TABLOID
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Re: Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« Reply #13 on: Mar 6th, 2005, 12:46am » |
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I think all that lo mein has gone to your head!
Sorry I couldn't resist.
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Re: Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« Reply #14 on: Mar 6th, 2005, 5:15am » |
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sometimes when the pain gets too unbearable this image comes to my mind: somebody puts a gun to my head and then pulls the trigger. I can see the hole in my skull, but I'm still alive...
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Re: Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« Reply #15 on: Mar 7th, 2005, 12:48pm » |
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Re: Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« Reply #16 on: Mar 7th, 2005, 11:23pm » |
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I have had many deranged thoughts in my time. I don't always blame the CH, though it has added. In fact, the meds I have been on - WOW - I have had dreams that make Stephen King look like Dr Suess and as a result, may make me some money one day.
I try to blame all of my deranged thoughts excusively on the fact I had two older brothers - and was getting stoned and watching "A Clockwork Orange" when I was 11.
One of my many 'fun thoughts' was back in '92 when I contemplated ways to commit suicide at the job. One was to jump in the cardboard bailer, pull the gate down and hit the down button, and be crushed with only one arm hanging out... holding the managers nametag with a piece of torn clothe.
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Re: Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« Reply #17 on: Mar 7th, 2005, 11:44pm » |
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Pass on the portobellos next time kimmie.....J/K 
But I really can't say thats happened to me....least not yet, although Cold Stone Creamery sure sounds tasty bout now.
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Re: Deranged Thoughts of a Clusterhead
« Reply #18 on: Mar 8th, 2005, 2:24pm » |
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Want to talk cold packs the best ever is between my wifes legs
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