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Bobbitt Update
« on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 6:31pm » |
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Bobbitt Update
Lorena Bobbitt's sister Louella was arrested yesterday for an alleged attempt to perform the same act on her husband as her famous sister had done several years ago. Sources reveal the sister was not as accurate as Lorena.
She allegedly missed the target and stabbed her husband in the upper thigh causing severe muscle and tendon damage. The husband is reported to be in serious, but stable condition and Louella has been charged with a....
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Re: Bobbitt Update
« Reply #1 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 6:32pm » |
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I am horrified that it made me laugh out loud! 
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Re: Bobbitt Update
« Reply #2 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 6:33pm » |
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Okay, I gotta admit it cracked me up! Sending it to a few of my girlfriends... 
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Re: Bobbitt Update
« Reply #3 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 6:38pm » |
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It was just getting 2 serious lately ... except for the cool family stuff, I love that. Everyone JUST LAUGH ALREADY!!!!!!!!!!!
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Is she moving to Louisiana? either to Dry Prong or maybe to Cutoff?
Don't laugh those are real places 
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Re: Bobbitt Update
« Reply #5 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 5:16am » |
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on Mar 2nd, 2005, 6:33pm, Langa wrote:
Okay, I gotta admit it cracked me up! Sending it to a few of my girlfriends...
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Me too!
And printing a copy for my wife.
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Re: Bobbitt Update
« Reply #6 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 8:26am » |
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LMAO!! Damn... That was a real stinker. LOL!
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