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notseinfeld
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Virtual Girlfriends
« on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 4:01pm » |
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Are they really better?
In Hong Kong and other places around the globe, guys who don't have a girlfriend—and want some training in how to wow them—can sign up for a virtual one at V-girl.com. These pixilated pixies will appear on your cell phone cooing sweet nothings, but be warned, these are high-maintenance gals. Similar to Tamagotchi pets which require "food" and "walks," V-girls require "flowers," "gifts," and other expressions of your adoration. And sorry, most of 'em will cost you real cash, drained straight from your credit card (after all, the company, Artificial Life, isn't doing this out of the kindness of their hearts). The more you spend, the more cuddly she becomes; get lazy and she'll give you the silent treatment.
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #1 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 4:14pm » |
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Hurry up and get a cell phone, Don....... 
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #2 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 4:41pm » |
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on Mar 2nd, 2005, 4:14pm, Woobie wrote:| Hurry up and get a cell phone, Don....... |
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #3 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 6:21pm » |
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I vote "Not Better". If I can dump enough guilt on my wife I can still get "real" action . Don't let her read this  , Joe
ps I hope the virtual babes don't start spamming us or give us a virus. It would be too close to reality.
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #4 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 6:26pm » |
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Where can I find a virtual wife this one is defective.   
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #5 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 6:28pm » |
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #6 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 8:15pm » |
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See? I tolya:
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #8 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 5:31am » |
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on Mar 2nd, 2005, 4:01pm, notseinfeld wrote:Similar to Tamagotchi pets which require "food" and "walks," V-girls require "flowers," "gifts," and other expressions of your adoration. And sorry, most of 'em will cost you real cash, drained straight from your credit card (after all, the company, Artificial Life, isn't doing this out of the kindness of their hearts). The more you spend, the more cuddly she becomes; get lazy and she'll give you the silent treatment.
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Just like in real life?
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #9 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 8:11am » |
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Training men to be suckers. Y'all really think with your dicks don't you. So sad. I wonder how many women would go for something like this. My bet is a much smaller percentage than men.
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #10 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 8:26am » |
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First...about your name....does it read to mean "ricky is hot? or "ricky shot"? I'm betting on the former.
on Mar 3rd, 2005, 8:11am, rickyshot wrote:| Training men to be suckers. |
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That is a web site in Hong Kong.
It should be "Training Japanese men to be suckers." That sort of thing would never happen in America (except Boston). 
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No. At least I don't. I'm too damned old to think about/with that thing. Now I think about/with my saggy man-boobs.
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #11 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 8:43am » |
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Quote:That is a web site in Hong Kong.
It should be "Training Japanese men to be suckers |
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #12 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 8:51am » |
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I thought Hong Kong was in China?
Rickyshot...I have 3 brothers and many male friends...yeah, they think with the small guy most of the time. 
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #14 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:03am » |
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on Mar 3rd, 2005, 8:51am, Langa wrote:I thought Hong Kong was in China?
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Uhhmmm, well, uh, hmmm.....oops!
It's a communist plot to get the Japanese men to give up their capitalist thinking.
How's that?
That's my story and I'm stinking sticking with it.
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Langa
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #15 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:05am » |
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on Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:03am, BobG wrote:
Uhhmmm, well, uh, hmmm.....oops!
It's a communist plot to get the Japanese men to give up their capitalist thinking.
How's that?
That's my story and I'm stinking sticking with it.
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Good save... 
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #16 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:08am » |
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on Mar 3rd, 2005, 8:51am, Langa wrote:| I thought Hong Kong was in China? |
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No.... Not exactly... It is rather more complicated than that. Hong Kong is actually the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region (HKSAR) of the People's Republic of China, and falls under China's "one country, two systems" formula... So, although the Central People's Government (CPG) is responsible for defence and foreign affairs relating to the HKSAR, at the same time HKSAR maintains a high degree of autonomy and enjoys executive, legislative and independent judicial power, including that of final adjudication. They are a free port, a separate customs territory and an international financial centre and have as the legal tender the Honk Kong Dollar.
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #17 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:31am » |
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on Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:08am, Hirvimaki wrote:
No.... Not exactly... It is rather more complicated than that. Hong Kong is actually the Hong Kong Special Administrative Region (HKSAR) of the People's Republic of China, and falls under China's "one country, two systems" formula... So, although the Central People's Government (CPG) is responsible for defence and foreign affairs relating to the HKSAR, at the same time HKSAR maintains a high degree of autonomy and enjoys executive, legislative and independent judicial power, including that of final adjudication. They are a free port, a separate customs territory and an international financial centre and have as the legal tender the Honk Kong Dollar.
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Thanks for the info Hirvi...I do know this much about Hong Kong, but Dang!, I was trying to look smarter than Bob G. LOL!
Why you gotta mess with my flow?
Langa (who's cracking up)!
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #18 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:35am » |
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Bob ROTFLMAO You are wrong on my name. It is a Southern thang. My nickname when I was young was Ricky for being a tomboy. I am also short five feet two. In the South we say shawt or shot for short. So there you have it. BTW Need a training bra for those man boobs ?
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #19 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:40am » |
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Ricky, may I call you Ricky? The name makes sense now. Thanks.
Training bra? Heck no. I'm at least an B-long cup. But thanks for asking.
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #20 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 9:49am » |
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Ewwww.... Man-boobs...
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #21 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 10:57am » |
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Bob Just don't call me late for dinner.
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #22 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 4:11pm » |
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Hmm.... wonder what virtual boyfriend would do? Sit on a coutch, ask for beer and demand for sex 24/7? 
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Re: Virtual Girlfriends
« Reply #23 on: Mar 3rd, 2005, 4:16pm » |
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on Mar 3rd, 2005, 4:11pm, sandie99 wrote:| Hmm.... wonder what virtual boyfriend would do? Sit on a coutch, ask for beer and demand for sex 24/7? |
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you forgot some:
fart
burp
leave droplets on the floor in front of the toilet
declare it "hummer week" when you can't have sex
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mom and dad, meet my phone
phone, meet mom and dad
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