Author |
Topic: Martha's Release (Read 334 times) |
|
don
Guest
|
The con is getting sprung on Friday.
I'm so excited. Good be a new line of towels at K Mart by next week !
Make good head tourniquets and prevent skull damage when attacking walls.
|
| « Last Edit: Mar 1st, 2005, 7:20am by don » |
 IP Logged |
|
|
|
Margi
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Nuthin like a good neck rub!
Gender: 
Posts: 3757
|
 |
Re: Martha's Release
« Reply #1 on: Mar 1st, 2005, 3:15pm » |
 Quote  Modify
|
hey, don't knock it, Don - ol Martha made a pile of dough while she was on the inside. Her stocks did very well. 
Wonder if they'll change the name of her show from "Martha Stewart Living" to "Martha Stewart Living on the Outside"?
|
|
IP Logged |
http://askusaboutourgrandkids.photosite.com/
And, on the Eighth Day...God created Beer (to stop the Canadians from taking over the world)
source unknown
IMHO (which in my universe is correct)
kathy copelin, ch.com 8/8/06
|
|
|
vig
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
CHit Happens
Gender: 
Posts: 4401
|
|
Re: Martha's Release
« Reply #2 on: Mar 1st, 2005, 3:53pm » |
Quote Modify
|
don't forget, she's got another 5 months of hard time coming... at her house.
SEVERE AND HARSH punishment
|
|
IP Logged |
never, Never, NEVER quit. -Winston Churchill
|
|
|
don
Guest
|
Quote:
Hard time in the Hamptons. If the punishment fits the crime I'm about to commit a criminal act. Sentence me. PLEASE
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
Charlie
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Happy to be here
   
Gender:
Posts: 14968
|
|
Re: Martha's Release
« Reply #4 on: Mar 1st, 2005, 6:50pm » |
Quote Modify
|
Shit. I'll wear an ankle bracelet and dress like Chuck, bomb around her little villa with stables and servant's quarters, clip coupons, edit my prison book series, stay in contact with the various bitches I met in the slammer, and waste time on Larry King for a piece of that little nest egg.
The poor thing. If anyone found something that rhymes with orange, it would be Martha.
Charlie
|
|
IP Logged |
There is nothing more satisfying than being shot at without result---Winston Churchill
|
|
|
Kris_in_SJ
New Board Hall of Famer
There's no place like home.
Gender:
Posts: 1539
|
|
Re: Martha's Release
« Reply #5 on: Mar 1st, 2005, 8:48pm » |
Quote Modify
|
Have you ever cooked (or eaten) Martha's "Mustard Coated Chicken Breasts"? If you had, I'm sure you'd take back all those bad things you've said about her. *smile*
BTW ... I love the her "Cooking 101" series. Macaroni and Cheese, Tarts, Pudding, Lobster ... the list goes on.
I just got an offer in the mail to "PLEASE COME BACK! ONLY $12.00 for a one-year subscription. (It used to be $45)
I did - just for the great recipes.
Maybe I can't stand her, but I can sure stand her cooking!
Kris
|
|
IP Logged |
I'm a small woman in small town being chased by a VERY BIG BEAST!
|
|
|
vig
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
CHit Happens
Gender:
Posts: 4401
|
|
Re: Martha's Release
« Reply #6 on: Mar 1st, 2005, 8:53pm » |
Quote Modify
|
You're only encouraging her.
|
|
IP Logged |
never, Never, NEVER quit. -Winston Churchill
|
|
|
don
Guest
|
Quote:| Have you ever cooked (or eaten) Martha's "Mustard Coated Chicken Breasts"? |
|
Thats not nice. Martha dont have chicken breasts.
Mustard coating thing sounds interesting though. 
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
Langa
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
So many donuts, such little time...
Gender:
Posts: 4179
|
|
Re: Martha's Release
« Reply #8 on: Mar 1st, 2005, 8:59pm » |
Quote Modify
|
on Mar 1st, 2005, 8:48pm, Kris_in_SJ wrote:Have you ever cooked (or eaten) Martha's "Mustard Coated Chicken Breasts"? If you had, I'm sure you'd take back all those bad things you've said about her. *smile*
BTW ... I love the her "Cooking 101" series. Macaroni and Cheese, Tarts, Pudding, Lobster ... the list goes on.
I just got an offer in the mail to "PLEASE COME BACK! ONLY $12.00 for a one-year subscription. (It used to be $45)
I did - just for the great recipes.
Maybe I can't stand her, but I can sure stand her cooking!
Kris |
|
Ditto...it's all about her cooking skills...it's a good thing.
Langa
|
|
IP Logged |
When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.
|
|
|
don
Guest
|
Quote:| it's all about her cooking skills |
|
Not according to Bertha the Mangler.
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
Langa
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
So many donuts, such little time...
Gender:
Posts: 4179
|
|
Re: Martha's Release
« Reply #10 on: Mar 1st, 2005, 9:02pm » |
Quote Modify
|
on Mar 1st, 2005, 8:57pm, don wrote:
Thats not nice. Martha dont have chicken breasts.
Mustard coating thing sounds interesting though. |
|
|
|
IP Logged |
When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.
|
|
|
Donna_D.
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
OUCH needs volunteers
Gender:
Posts: 2618
|
|
Re: Martha's Release
« Reply #11 on: Mar 1st, 2005, 9:51pm » |
Quote Modify
|
|
|
IP Logged |
 The information contained above is for the expressed use of fellow clusterheads and their supporters. Any misuse of this information by any of my "Ex's" is considered to be creepy and a form of harassment and will be duly noted by the ch.com webmaster 
|
|
|
don
Guest
|
Whats that in the second picture under the top cot on the left? 
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
sandie99
New Board Hall of Famer
Wish it, dream it, do it - inspite the pain!
Gender:
Posts: 10429
|
|
Re: Martha's Release
« Reply #13 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 1:22am » |
Quote Modify
|
on Mar 1st, 2005, 3:15pm, Margi wrote:| Wonder if they'll change the name of her show from "Martha Stewart Living" to "Martha Stewart Living on the Outside"? |
|
Anyways, she's going to do Apprentice, right? Think about it... working for Martha... Now that's scary...
|
|
IP Logged |
CH happends, Live anyway! PF days to us all!
"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
"No matter how far out your dreams are, it's possible" (Marketa Irglova)
|
|
|
don
Guest
|
Quote:| Anyways, she's going to do Apprentice, right |
|
It'll be a little differant. She wqont be saying "You fired"
If they are studying under Martha it will be "Your convicted".
|
|
IP Logged |
|
|
|
vietvet2tours
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
Team MOOSE DROOL Stinky Stuff on a Hook Prostaff
Gender:
Posts: 1499
|
|
Re: Martha's Release
« Reply #15 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 12:46pm » |
Quote Modify
|
Correct me if I'm blowin smoke but I think her stock was at eight bucks a year ago and today it's about thirty bucks a share. We been scammed.
|
|
IP Logged |
Kill em all let God sort em out
|
|
|
vig
CH.com Alumnus
New Board Hall of Famer
CHit Happens
Gender:
Posts: 4401
|
|
Re: Martha's Release
« Reply #16 on: Mar 2nd, 2005, 12:51pm » |
Quote Modify
|
on Mar 2nd, 2005, 12:46pm, vietvet2tours wrote:| Correct me if I'm blowin smoke but I think her stock was at eight bucks a year ago and today it's about thirty bucks a share. We been scammed. |
|
no vv2t....
you're right. She made out like a bandit instead of being punished.
|
|
IP Logged |
never, Never, NEVER quit. -Winston Churchill
|
|
|
|
|
|
Home
Help
Search
Members
Member Map
Login
Register
Reply
Notify of replies
Send Topic
Print
Remove
test rss