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Embarrassment
« on: Feb 16th, 2005, 10:36pm » |
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Ever have one of those days?
The day where you get to the office, take off your winter coat, and feel your bra rip - in a REALLY bad place.....
then your toe pokes through your new sock....
then you go to the ladies room to "fix" the bra, or more likely fix yourself into the broken bra...
and discover a hole in your panties.....
and then....
you finally sit down at your desk.... and discover another hole.... this one in your jeans on the inner upper thigh.....
to top it off, you have to work 4 1/2 hours past your usual quit time, so you can't even go home to change.....
Thank GOD i wasn't wearing my red silk tiger-print thong today! 
Lizzie... the intergallactic chick.... 
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #2 on: Feb 16th, 2005, 10:47pm » |
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LOL, yep that's why I can a spare set of clothes it the car.
Be prepared.
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #3 on: Feb 16th, 2005, 11:43pm » |
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Yea... I know what you mean. I hate it my bra rips and panties get all ruffled.
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #4 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 1:22am » |
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That's why I wear a strapless.
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #5 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 1:49am » |
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I am anything but a morning person....
Every day I have to get up get dressed and get both kids ready too....this is anything but easy....
Did I mention I am not a morning person...
Well, as usual, I woke up late the other day and got dressed in a hurry...
I got to the babysitters house and she reached under my chin and pulled my tag on my sweater away from my chest...
I had the damn thing on inside out AND backwards....
We had a good laugh over it..
Another DUH-onna moment, for sure! 
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #6 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 1:50am » |
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LOL !!!
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #7 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 1:56am » |
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A new Bra:
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A & M University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric of their clothing when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #8 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 7:46am » |
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on Feb 17th, 2005, 1:56am, BikerBob wrote:A new Bra:
Dr. Calvin Rickson, a scientist from Texas A & M University, has invented a bra that keeps women's breasts from jiggling and prevents the nipples from pushing through the fabric of their clothing when cold weather sets in.
At a news conference announcing the invention, a large group of men took Dr. Rickson outside and kicked the shit out of him.
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Lizzie, I've had those moments...so I keep a spare pair of stockings, bra and undies in a bag in my office...my bra broke right in the middle in the front one time, the girls came flying out happy for freedom, and I had to have a sweater on all day...  I've learned since then.
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #9 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 8:10am » |
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on Feb 16th, 2005, 11:43pm, BlueMeanie wrote:| Yea... I know what you mean. I hate it my bra rips and panties get all ruffled. |
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Me too! That's why I buy all of my frilly undergarments from Victoria's Secret, instead of Walmart. (Although Victoria's secret is the fact that SHE can't squeeze into that stuff either!)
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #10 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 8:21am » |
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Counselor at summer camp...Church camp mind you...in charge of the high school boys. First day there out in the pool, I didn't realize that my shorts had rippred a rather large hole along the seam in the crotch. No undies...
Went to the diving board, one leg on the step, one on the ground, didn't realize that my package was hanging out. The guys (and girls) in the pool did. When I got into the pool, they asked me if Icould do a handstand in the shallow end. Bet me that I couldn't. I could, and I did. And the hot female lifeguard got a fuill view of what I had to offer. She asked me to get out of the pool, and which church I was a student with. The kids in the pool were laughing. A Lot. I realized what they were laughing about. I told her I wasn't a student, I was a counselor. She told me to go and change my shorts...immediately.
Pretty freakin embarrassed. Lizzie, I feel your pain.
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #11 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 8:26am » |
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LMAO, Casey!! Owned by a bunch of high school kids, and then smacked by the lifeguard, besides!
Damn.... That's rough!
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #12 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 8:27am » |
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on Feb 17th, 2005, 8:26am, Frank_W wrote:LMAO, Casey!! Owned by a bunch of high school kids, and then smacked by the lifeguard, besides!
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She wanted me...
Yeah right. The water was cold. (At least that's what I tell myself...)
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #13 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 8:30am » |
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on Feb 17th, 2005, 8:27am, clarence wrote:
She wanted me...
Yeah right. The water was cold. (At least that's what I tell myself...)
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When you saw only one set of footprints, it was then that I carried you.
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Geez, at this rate you will be naked by the end of the day. Hope it gets better. 
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #15 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 9:21am » |
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on Feb 17th, 2005, 8:27am, clarence wrote:
She wanted me...
Yeah right. The water was cold. (At least that's what I tell myself...)
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #16 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 9:41am » |
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on Feb 17th, 2005, 7:46am, Langa wrote:
...so I keep a spare pair of stockings, bra and undies in a bag in my office... |
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What a coincidance!!!! I do too!!!
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #17 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 10:27am » |
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Casey had a "wardrobe malfunction" LMAO!!
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Thank GOD i wasn't wearing my red silk tiger-print thong today!
Well, at least then you might get alittle more help today
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #19 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 10:32am » |
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I'm just reading this thread today the 17th.
This morning I'm getting ready for the Mayor's "State of the City Address"  Running late of course and went to jump in my car and ripped my skirt. 7:15 am. this morning. I need to go on a diet.
So, I feel for ya Lizzie.
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #20 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 11:31am » |
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Oh, been there, lived it...
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #21 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 4:02pm » |
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Speaking of bra's... I'm not buying any more front loaders! Every time you reach for something or lean forward or so much as breathe the damn things pop open.. be warned! (or carry a safety pin in your bag!)
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Re: Embarrassment
« Reply #22 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 4:04pm » |
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Exactly Helen, one of them front loaders was the one that busted open on me...
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« Reply #23 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 4:46pm » |
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
Me: "What, like, in the FACE?"
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« Reply #24 on: Feb 17th, 2005, 4:51pm » |
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