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I leave for Vegas. I have no plans. Soooooooooooo,
I've decided to sit here and post day and night and annoy everyone beyond any possible human level of tolerance . I am going to respond to every single thread.
Wanna know why?
Well, you know why.
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Re: 2 Days before..........
« Reply #1 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 10:38am » |
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Your so cool. 
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Re: 2 Days before..........
« Reply #2 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 10:39am » |
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Get a fucking job, ya bum!!!
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Re: 2 Days before..........
« Reply #3 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 10:42am » |
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Got one.
I'll be at Naponset Circle later today. I'll be on crutches and shaking a large Dunkin Donuts cup.
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Re: 2 Days before..........
« Reply #4 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 10:56am » |
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Because you're in training to be an even bigger PITA than before? 
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Re: 2 Days before..........
« Reply #5 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 10:59am » |
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Even I can't out do myself.
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Re: 2 Days before..........
« Reply #6 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 11:04am » |
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on Feb 12th, 2005, 10:59am, don wrote:
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He admits he's an under-achiever  .
Slacker!!!
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« Reply #7 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 11:05am » |
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Don is pretty much depending on the 'What happens in Vegas...' thing...
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« Reply #8 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 11:06am » |
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Depends on what I'm under.
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« Reply #9 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 11:09am » |
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on Feb 12th, 2005, 11:06am, don wrote:
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As much as it pains me to do so - I'm gonna leave that one alone!
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« Reply #10 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 12:19pm » |
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on Feb 12th, 2005, 11:06am, don wrote:
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So you mean you're getting teabagged?
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« Reply #11 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 12:28pm » |
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Only if they are hanging under her skirt.
LIPton is good.
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Re: 2 Days before..........
« Reply #12 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 12:31pm » |
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You boys are more than just a bit touched.
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« Reply #13 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 1:44pm » |
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Touched? You call this touched?
Hey lady. I'll have you know I passed "touched" a long time ago. I progessed to the realm of certifiable. Pro leagues here baby.
And lovin it!
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« Reply #14 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 3:25pm » |
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on Feb 12th, 2005, 10:39am, Jonny wrote:| Get a fucking job, ya bum!!! |
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He's been self-employed for many years now, no longer the the new kid on the block, he's expanded his roll to encompass and dominate the niche market of:
Quote:| annoy everyone beyond any possible human level of tolerance . |
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Interviewed in GQ, wearing white socks, Bermuda shorts, sandles, sunglasses atop his head under his trademark hood-worn-backwards(???) and his sweatshirt tucked in, he recalled his aspirations as a kid to realize this day of being able to give to back to society, now staging a two day marathon, Don is not refusing any favor asked of him to reply on this pre-vacation occasion.
Las Vegas, ever eager to get in on the publicity, stepped forward and offered Don a stay; the Fremont overbidding Caesars and MGM to offer a refurbished janitors closet, named in Don's honor, Suite of the Unsuited and invited Don for a stay. Fremont management could only shake their heads and say, "We were thinking of how best to have society forget his 15 minutes of fame and decided to make the sacrifice" We know business will take a huge hit during his stay, but people will remember, the Fremont helped make him go away". Faces were covered, tears flowed from the entire filming crew, the video was stopped.
The airline was contacted to see if his flight could request a check in time of 36 hours before the flight to aid in this concerted effort for the benefit of all. Airline officials said allowing him in cargo space is already going beyond expectations.
Final responsibility for this last 36 hours will now rest upon the shoulders of the toughened crowd at CH.com. Clusterville is the only place where residents have endured such pain on a constant basis, they'll know what to do.
Ohio farmers have gotten together to cut giant lettering in their cornfields that say, DON SUCKS as he flies on his way to Vegas. Many plan to shake their shovels and pitchforks at the plane as it flies overhead.
Farmers of the Davenport area of Iowa have heard tales of his kind, some witnessing the event but as of yet unpublishable even by the Enquirer. They have resigned to have a designated area now called Atrium 51 for the inevitable visitations.
The betting parlor at the Fremont has faith that after the news of Don's betting the Yankees for next years World Series winner, more and more money will be bet the opposite way. Also enticing Don to choose the Fremont was their offering to him of liberal odds on the NHL Boston Bruins this year.
Don in Vegas for Valentines Day. Who said this guy is not all mushy toward us all.
Kevin M
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Re: 2 Days before..........
« Reply #15 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 3:38pm » |
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on Feb 12th, 2005, 10:39am, Jonny wrote:| Get a fucking job, ya bum!!! |
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« Reply #16 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 5:30pm » |
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on Feb 12th, 2005, 1:44pm, don wrote:Touched? You call this touched?
Hey lady. I'll have you know I passed "touched" a long time ago. I progessed to the realm of certifiable. Pro leagues here baby.
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Don't worry Don...the home will find you sooner or later.
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Re: 2 Days before..........
« Reply #17 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 5:36pm » |
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The airline is allowing me to take my blow up doll as carry on. If she inflates I have to pay for an extra seat.
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« Reply #18 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 8:26pm » |
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Its a nice dessert. Too bad they built a city in the middle of it.
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Re: 2 Days before..........
« Reply #19 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 8:37pm » |
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on Feb 12th, 2005, 8:26pm, Biker wrote:| Its a nice dessert. Too bad they built a city in the middle of it. |
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"Hey waiter! There's a city in my dessert"
I know, old joke. Sorry Biker.
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« Reply #20 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 8:41pm » |
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on Feb 12th, 2005, 3:25pm, Kevin_M wrote:
He's been self-employed for many years now, no longer the the new kid on the block, he's expanded his roll to encompass and dominate the niche market of:
Interviewed in GQ, wearing white socks, Bermuda shorts, sandles, sunglasses atop his head under his trademark hood-worn-backwards(???) and his sweatshirt tucked in, he recalled his aspirations as a kid to realize this day of being able to give to back to society, now staging a two day marathon, Don is not refusing any favor asked of him to reply on this pre-vacation occasion.
Las Vegas, ever eager to get in on the publicity, stepped forward and offered Don a stay; the Fremont overbidding Caesars and MGM to offer a refurbished janitors closet, named in Don's honor, Suite of the Unsuited and invited Don for a stay. Fremont management could only shake their heads and say, "We were thinking of how best to have society forget his 15 minutes of fame and decided to make the sacrifice" We know business will take a huge hit during his stay, but people will remember, the Fremont helped make him go away". Faces were covered, tears flowed from the entire filming crew, the video was stopped.
The airline was contacted to see if his flight could request a check in time of 36 hours before the flight to aid in this concerted effort for the benefit of all. Airline officials said allowing him in cargo space is already going beyond expectations.
Final responsibility for this last 36 hours will now rest upon the shoulders of the toughened crowd at CH.com. Clusterville is the only place where residents have endured such pain on a constant basis, they'll know what to do.
Ohio farmers have gotten together to cut giant lettering in their cornfields that say, DON SUCKS as he flies on his way to Vegas. Many plan to shake their shovels and pitchforks at the plane as it flies overhead.
Farmers of the Davenport area of Iowa have heard tales of his kind, some witnessing the event but as of yet unpublishable even by the Enquirer. They have resigned to have a designated area now called Atrium 51 for the inevitable visitations.
The betting parlor at the Fremont has faith that after the news of Don's betting the Yankees for next years World Series winner, more and more money will be bet the opposite way. Also enticing Don to choose the Fremont was their offering to him of liberal odds on the NHL Boston Bruins this year.
Don in Vegas for Valentines Day. Who said this guy is not all mushy toward us all.
Kevin M
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..whoa bro.... you have way the fuck too much time on yer hands...i mean, i REALLY like it and all.... but what are you gonna do for the REST of Chapter 1?
Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas has been done.... and well-done....(the movie was pretty stupid IMHO)...
but our don has the chops to write a few chapters of ....twistedness.....
on his own.
..and if i 'member correctly: he's been clean and sober for waaaay longer than one could reasonably expect.....
(the only thing I can't figger out is why he would tip off the AUTHORITIES in Nevada --in advance-- of his invasion....)
..now "Atrium 51" is a piece of *genius* Kev.....LMMFAO
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« Reply #21 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 8:58pm » |
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on Feb 12th, 2005, 5:36pm, don wrote:| The airline is allowing me to take my blow up doll as carry on |
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Mile high club?
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Because I'm going to New Orleans.
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« Reply #23 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 9:04pm » |
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LMMFAO Kev
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« Reply #24 on: Feb 13th, 2005, 2:56am » |
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Have fun in Vegas, Don!
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