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Woobie
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Don't mess with me!!!!!!!!!!
« on: Feb 11th, 2005, 12:23pm » |
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I posted this in another thread (what made you laugh today) - but thought it was too funny to get lost .............. (maybe it's just me)
Last night at work - a guy sits down at my table and buys in for $2000.00. He immediately starts slamming his fist on my table... cussing, telling others how to play - generally being an ASS.
(the whole table was winning before he sat down with his attitude)
So he starts playing in the middle of the shoe - and losses every hand (along with everyone else) playing 100.00 a hand.
Slamming his fists, cussing - blaming everyone on the table... calling me some names in his language ( i think he was Greek - I could be wrong) If he had 18 - i had 19 - if he had 20 - I'd pull a 21... if he had a blackjack - i had a blackjack. He couldn't win a hand.
It was halarious. He's totally bitchin the WHOLE time.
He has 200.00 left - so he decides to play two hands (100 on each for those who arent mathematically inclined)...
He gets 20 on each hand - and I have a 6 showing.
(for those of you who don't play blackjack - that's a perfect situation - the dealer should break on that hand and he should win.)
He stops the game - smiles and says "NOW whatta ya gonna do??? HUH? I win - pay me!!!!!!"
So I turn over my cards... I have a 2 for 8 - then I pull a 3 for 11 - then I pull a 10.
So I say "Thatsa whata Ima gonna do.... PEACE OUT" and I saluted him.. and smiled soooooooo nicely. 
He slammed his fist on the table so hard the table shook - called me something and left.
The rest of the table laughed hysterically - and I made about $75.00 from everyone at the table - just tipping me for that.
That was about 12 hours ago - I've been laughing ever since.
That'sa whata you'a get........Assholio!!!!!!!!!!!!
2000.00 in 5 minutes - Buh BYE!
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Re: Don't mess with me!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #1 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 12:26pm » |
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Re: Don't mess with me!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #2 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 12:27pm » |
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Great story!
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Re: Don't mess with me!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #3 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 12:27pm » |
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ROFLMAO!! WTG, Woobie!! The a55hole deserved it. LOL!
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Re: Don't mess with me!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #4 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 12:36pm » |
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I guess I should state that I am NEVER rude to anyone.. I try to kill em with kindness... and they usually come around and stop being A55holes when they realize I'm not a bitch.
But last night I was in pain (my shoulder) and I was in a bad mood and I just didn't feel like taking anyone's shit.
Thing was - i had 5 people playing - all were nice - we were having a lovely conversation - everyone was tipping me - we were winning.........
then THIS jack a55 comes up - starts playing in the middle of the shoe - screws the cards up - starts fights with all these nice people ... everyone lost - including me ----
so he pissed me off.
edited cuz of the censor.... (and how come we can say FUCK - but we cant say a55 hole???? LOL)
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Re: Don't mess with me!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #5 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 12:36pm » |
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LMAO Tina You go girl!!!
He got what the deserved!!! 
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Re: Don't mess with me!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #6 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 12:41pm » |
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on Feb 11th, 2005, 12:23pm, Woobie wrote:So I say "Thatsa whata Ima gonna do.... PEACE OUT"
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lmao, and to add " anda the nexa time... I breaka you face"
Good job....Good way to get tipped woobster LOL!!
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Re: Don't mess with me!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #7 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 12:42pm » |
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Good for you, Tina!
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« Reply #8 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 12:56pm » |
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It must have been the hand from God Ha Ha
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« Reply #9 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 12:59pm » |
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speaking of God - LOL
one of my players told me a joke last night........
What's the difference between praying in church and praying in a casino?
The people who pray in casinos really mean it.
LMAO
People bring their rosarys to the slot machines... praying at the slot machines.......praying at the tables..... they bring their little good luck charms. One lady has a stuffed lobster that she brings in all the time.
People watching at a casino = it's a good time.
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Re: Don't mess with me!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #10 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 1:35pm » |
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Great story!
Thanks for sharing it!
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« Reply #11 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 2:31pm » |
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You get'em Woobie!!!!
You gave him the greek treatment!!!
Do you know how they separate the men from the boys in Greece?
(with a crow bar!)
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« Reply #12 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 2:37pm » |
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edited cuz of the censor.... (and how come we can say FUCK - but we cant say a55 hole???? LOL)
You tell em!!!
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Re: Don't mess with me!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #13 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 4:39pm » |
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on Feb 11th, 2005, 2:31pm, rextangle wrote:You get'em Woobie!!!!
You gave him the greek treatment!!!
Do you know how they separate the men from the boys in Greece?
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BWAHAHAHA!!
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« Reply #14 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 5:24pm » |
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Holy shit Tina, I would have paid to have been a witness to that.
damn i miss you... 
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Re: Don't mess with me!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #15 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 5:59pm » |
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I'm babysitting for a friend who works in a casino at the moment! I shall show her that story tomorrow .. I'm sure she will love it!
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« Reply #16 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 6:07am » |
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Nice going kid.
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Re: Don't mess with me!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #17 on: Feb 13th, 2005, 9:12am » |
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That jackass came back tonight - waited for 25 minutes behind my game - for someone to leave - sat down... bought in for $2000.00 and proceeded to win like crazy.
I was pISSED.
BUT _ he was being very nice - and didn't say a mean word the whole time. He even said PLEASE to me once, I saw him smile on more than one occassion - and when he left, he TIPPED me.
i guess he figured out not to mess with me.
Smart man - only took him once
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Re: Don't mess with me!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #18 on: Feb 13th, 2005, 10:30am » |
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Good for him! Life is a patient, if at times, brutal, teacher. LOL!
I would have hated to read the story of a beat-down administered by the casino security guys. (Wait a minute: Yes I would!) LOL
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Her: "Have you ever hit a deer?"
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Re: Don't mess with me!!!!!!!!!!
« Reply #19 on: Feb 13th, 2005, 2:48pm » |
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Dont mess with the Woobienator cuz this gal will kick your ASS!!! LMMFAO Nice one Woobie!! Now I know why I dont play cards cuz I would loose more then just my ass!! LMAO.
LMAO, Leesa
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