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Wanna Tango???
« on: Feb 11th, 2005, 10:30am » |
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My friends must think I’m bored, because they paid for me to go take some Tango lessons…WTF? They also said the instructors were "all that" 
Anyway, so I called the dance studio to speak to the instructor and see what this whole thing entailed. This is how our phone conversation went:
Inst. Picks up, introduces himself.
Me: Hi, I have a gift certificate my friends gave me for Tango lessons. I’ve never taken Tango lessons, so can you tell me more about it. Also, what do I wear, leotard, what?
Inst.: Sure. We have dance outfits you can buy here. I recommend for Tango lessons a body blouse with short skirt, leg tights...we also have the shoes.
Me: Okay. I'll check out the clothing once I'm there. Also, how long are the classes?
Inst.: Classes are 1 hour, twice a week. Tuesdays, Fridays 7-8 pm. The program lasts 2 months.
Me: That works for me.
Inst.: Great. First thing, do you dance?
Me: Well, in clubs all the time, and years ago I took some ballroom dancing classes.
Inst.: Great! Do you think you’re a natural dancer.
Me: I’m Spanish, you tell me?
Inst: Laughs. Well, Ms. ???
Me: Call me Maria.
Inst: Maria…it’s also important for me to know if you mind being touched on the dance floor?
Me: Uh, touched? Sure, in what way though? 
Inst: Well, let me explain to you about Tango.
Me: Okay
Inst.: Tango is making love on the dance floor, passionate lovemaking...it's a dance of passionate love.
Me: Right. 
Inst.: So my hands and body will be all over you.
Me: Do you have an opening for tomorrow night??? 
I’m sure I’ll bust my a$$ in the process of learning how to dance Tango, but it sure sounds like it will be fun learning!!!
BTW, TGIF!
Tango Langa
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Re: Wanna Tango???
« Reply #1 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 10:32am » |
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PHWOARRRR!!!
Book me one for November puhleeese!!!!!
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Re: Wanna Tango???
« Reply #2 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 10:37am » |
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You should see the film Shall We Dance?. Jennifer Lopez teaches Richard Gere how to dance!
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Re: Wanna Tango???
« Reply #4 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 10:39am » |
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Quote:| You should see the film Shall We Dance?. Jennifer Lopez teaches Richard Gere how to dance! |
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My friends and I love that movie..that might be why they got me the gift to begin with...LOL
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Re: Wanna Tango???
« Reply #5 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 11:03am » |
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« Reply #6 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 11:04am » |
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Thank you Ace...I am soooo looking forward to tonite...
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« Reply #7 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 11:08am » |
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« Reply #8 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 12:11pm » |
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I have Tangoed and I am good
and Langa, you will love it! Have fun tonight!
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« Reply #9 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 12:21pm » |
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on Feb 11th, 2005, 12:11pm, Jimi wrote: I have Tangoed and I am good
and Langa, you will love it! Have fun tonight! |
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You're good? Was it hard learning? Got any pointers for me?
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« Reply #10 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 9:58pm » |
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Hell,
Come on up to the hills, I will teach ya how to ride a motorcycle, noodle for turtles, strut your stuff in the hick-towns, and even kyak. If ya like all that, I may even shake your hand.
I may even let ya drive my truck.
Wont cost ya a dime.
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Re: Wanna Tango???
« Reply #11 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 10:10pm » |
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on Feb 11th, 2005, 9:58pm, Biker wrote:Hell,
Come on up to the hills, I will teach ya how to ride a motorcycle, noodle for turtles, strut your stuff in the hick-towns, and even kyak. If ya like all that, I may even shake your hand.
I may even let ya drive my truck.
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Wow, John...sounds like a lot of fun... 
i've always wanted to learn how to ride a motorcycle...I have no idea what noodling for turtles is?? 
U sure you'll trust your truck to me?...I'm one of those crazy NY drivers you hear about all the time...
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« Reply #12 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 10:11pm » |
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so, did you go Tango yet?
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« Reply #13 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 10:15pm » |
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on Feb 11th, 2005, 10:11pm, blossom wrote:| so, did you go Tango yet? |
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I surely did! Can't wait to go back...I had soooo much fun in my little skimpy outfit...
One thing's for sure...it is definitely a passionate dance...whew!
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« Reply #14 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 10:25pm » |
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That is so awesome, Maria! Enjoy it! hmmm, hot latino man snuggling me up close for a passionate dance........I really need to get some sleep so I can dream about this.
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Re: Wanna Tango???
« Reply #15 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 10:27pm » |
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on Feb 11th, 2005, 10:25pm, blossom wrote:| That is so awesome, Maria! Enjoy it! hmmm, hot latino man snuggling me up close for a passionate dance........I really need to get some sleep so I can dream about this. |
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he sure could dance too...
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Re: Wanna Tango???
« Reply #16 on: Feb 11th, 2005, 11:54pm » |
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on Feb 11th, 2005, 10:27pm, Langa wrote:he sure could dance too...
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Wait a minute. Last week, you were screaming about men belching, farting and scratching, which disgusted you. Now, you're using a Pay service for tactile stimuli........and raving about it.
I'm a simple man, and doing my best to understand, but.....
I don't get it. As usual.
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« Reply #17 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 12:27am » |
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on Feb 11th, 2005, 11:54pm, Mr. Happy wrote:
Wait a minute. Last week, you were screaming about men belching, farting and scratching, which disgusted you. Now, you're using a Pay service for tactile stimuli........and raving about it.
I'm a simple man, and doing my best to understand, but.....
I don't get it. As usual.
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on Feb 11th, 2005, 11:54pm, Mr. Happy wrote:
Wait a minute. Last week, you were screaming about men belching, farting and scratching, which disgusted you. Now, you're using a Pay service for tactile stimuli........and raving about it.
I'm a simple man, and doing my best to understand, but.....
I don't get it. As usual.
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the tango guy was probably not belching, farting and scratching; of course I could be wrong. 
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Re: Wanna Tango???
« Reply #19 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 11:13am » |
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on Feb 12th, 2005, 10:09am, john_d wrote:
the tango guy was probably not belching, farting and scratching; of course I could be wrong.
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Thank you John...Big difference. No, he didn't do any of those (not in my presence anyway...lol).
Randy:
Tactile Stimuli - stimulates the senses.
Farts, Burps, Ball Tugging - attacks the senses.
Clear for ya now?
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« Reply #20 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 5:19pm » |
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on Feb 12th, 2005, 11:13am, Langa wrote:
Tactile Stimuli - stimulates the senses.
Farts, Burps, Ball Tugging - attacks the senses.
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No, but I'm old.
Cents, scents and sense. How to choose.....
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« Reply #21 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 5:46pm » |
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The truck is a truck. Beat it, abuse it. Everyone knows a truck is ment as a tool. Just wash it out before ya bring it home. Its not a pretty truck, but it will work well. Its kind of a bummer when the truck crosses a creek----all that water running across the floor, but a dozen quarters at the wash takes care of the mud.
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Re: Wanna Tango???
« Reply #22 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 5:49pm » |
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Randy, you're not that old...I met ya remember?
Love,
Langa
P.S.: Wash the hat yet??? 
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« Reply #23 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 5:52pm » |
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on Feb 12th, 2005, 5:46pm, Biker wrote:| The truck is a truck. Beat it, abuse it. Everyone knows a truck is ment as a tool. Just wash it out before ya bring it home. Its not a pretty truck, but it will work well. Its kind of a bummer when the truck crosses a creek----all that water running across the floor, but a dozen quarters at the wash takes care of the mud. |
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I'm not sure if I can handle mud and water dancing around my feet in a truck John...i'm a city girl remember? How about I just ride with you on the bike...?
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Re: Wanna Tango???
« Reply #24 on: Feb 12th, 2005, 6:24pm » |
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on Feb 12th, 2005, 5:49pm, Langa wrote:
Yes I am.
on Feb 12th, 2005, 5:49pm, Langa wrote:| ...I met ya remember? |
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No. There are pictures of us in the same room, but I'll deny everything, especially in a court of law.
on Feb 12th, 2005, 5:49pm, Langa wrote:
Oh..............bugger.....
on Feb 12th, 2005, 5:49pm, Langa wrote:| P.S.: Wash the hat yet??? |
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Cheesus H.........belching, farting, scratching, and now it's hat Laundering?
You're turning into a hi-maintenance goddess, lass.
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