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Jimi
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Moral For The Day
« on: Feb 4th, 2005, 10:04am » |
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For the men, just in case you didn't know.......
Ruth and I were out celebrating our 35th wedding
anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant.
Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared at our table and said,
"For being such an exemplary married couple and for being faithful to
each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish."
"Ooh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband" said
Ruth.
The fairy moved her magic stick and -- abracadabra! -- two tickets for
the new QM2 luxury liner appeared in her hands.
Now it was my turn. I thought for a moment and said: "Well
this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this only occurs once
in a lifetime, so, I'm sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30
years younger than me."
Ruth and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a
wish...
So the fairy made a circle with her magic stick and -abracadabra! --
I became 86 years old.
The moral of this story...
Men might be ungrateful idiots...
But fairies are female...
HAVE A GREAT WEEKEND!
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Re: Moral For The Day
« Reply #1 on: Feb 4th, 2005, 10:06am » |
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Re: Moral For The Day
« Reply #2 on: Feb 4th, 2005, 10:11am » |
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all kidding aside...
CONGRATULATIONS!
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Re: Moral For The Day
« Reply #3 on: Feb 4th, 2005, 10:17am » |
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Re: Moral For The Day
« Reply #4 on: Feb 4th, 2005, 10:22am » |
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LOL!
Man, congratulations to you both, Jimi! That's awesome...
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That was a great story!! Many more to you both!
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Re: Moral For The Day
« Reply #6 on: Feb 4th, 2005, 12:54pm » |
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great story!
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Re: Moral For The Day
« Reply #7 on: Feb 4th, 2005, 1:55pm » |
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Congratulations !!!
Danielle
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Re: Moral For The Day
« Reply #8 on: Feb 4th, 2005, 1:59pm » |
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LMAO Congratulations!
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Re: Moral For The Day
« Reply #9 on: Feb 4th, 2005, 2:19pm » |
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LMAO Jimi, congrats to both you and Ruth!!!
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Re: Moral For The Day
« Reply #10 on: Feb 4th, 2005, 2:50pm » |
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Congrats brother!
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Re: Moral For The Day
« Reply #11 on: Feb 4th, 2005, 4:12pm » |
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She made a great wish to ya my friend. Have ya ever tried to listen to a gal 30 years younger? The strain on the brain just isnt worth all the noise. Many Hiahiatias to you and yours. I wish you may live well.
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Ride it like ya stole it.
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Congrats!
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Re: Moral For The Day
« Reply #13 on: Feb 4th, 2005, 5:29pm » |
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Then there was the guy that wished-upon-a-fairy that his weiner was long enough to touch the ground.
abracadabra!
His legs are now 3 inches long.
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Re: Moral For The Day
« Reply #14 on: Feb 4th, 2005, 7:05pm » |
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Jimi jimi jimi!
Let me tell you what your first mistake was:
Letting us brain-damaged people meet Ruth.
Your second mistake:
Was to assume we would be on YOUR side.
here is where I would if I could....post a nanny nanny tongue sticking out face at him....  closest I can come.
Linda (who loves ya baby?????)
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Re: Moral For The Day
« Reply #15 on: Feb 5th, 2005, 12:13pm » |
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Congrats Jimi 
The FBI had an opening for an assassin. After all the background
checks,
>interviews and testing were done there were 3 finalists; two men and a
>woman. For the final test, the FBI agents took one of the men to a
large
>metal door and handed him a gun. "We must know that you will follow
>your instructions no matter what the circumstances.
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>Inside the room you will find your wife sitting in my chair. Kill
Her!!!
>The man said, "You can't be serious, I could never shoot my wife"
>The agent said, "Then you're not the right man for this job. Take your
>wife and go home."
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>The second man was given the same instructions. He took the gun and
went
>into the room. All was quiet for about 5 minutes. The man came out
with
>tears in his eyes, "I tried, but I can't kill my wife." The agent
said,
>"You don't have what it takes. Take your wife and go home."
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>Finally, it was the woman's turn. She was given the same instructions
to
>kill her husband. She took the gun and went into the room. Shots were
>heard, one after another. They heard screaming, crashing, banging on
the
>walls. After a few minutes, all was quiet. The door opened slowly and
>there stood the woman, she wiped the sweat from her brow. "This gun is
>loaded with blanks" she said. "I had to beat him to death with the
>chair."
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>Moral: 'Women are evil, don't mess with them!!!
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Re: Moral For The Day
« Reply #16 on: Feb 6th, 2005, 5:58am » |
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Jimi,
Congratulations!!! I hope Santosh and I are together as long.
April
P.S. Toshi came home from work the other day stating he found out what WIFE meant:
Washing
Ironing
F*cking
Etc.
I really need limit his time with his friends. 
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