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And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex .....
« on: Feb 3rd, 2005, 9:56am » |
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You know there are three types of sex in a relationship. There is frequent sex, often sex, and hallway sex.
Frequent sex is when y'all early in the relationship. you are doing it everday and everywhere.
Often sex is when you are into the relationship and do it 3 to four times a week usually in the bedroom.
Now Hallway sex is when you are 15 years into the relatioship and see your wife in the hallway and say Fuck you, you bitch!!!
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Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex .....
« Reply #1 on: Feb 3rd, 2005, 9:59am » |
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Or it can be the other way around and the wife looks at husband in the hallway and says "Fuck You, A$$hole"...
Works both ways...
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Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex .....
« Reply #2 on: Feb 3rd, 2005, 10:01am » |
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Soooooooooo if you break up every 14 years and 364 days, do you get to start all over again?
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Re: And speaking of REal love 3 types of sex .....
« Reply #3 on: Feb 3rd, 2005, 10:01am » |
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...or after many years, and the kids aren't home...you could just "do it" in the hallway... 
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on Feb 3rd, 2005, 10:01am, nani wrote:| ...or after many years, and the kids aren't home...you could just "do it" in the hallway... |
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I like your way better Nani...
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I'll take the first one!
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« Reply #6 on: Feb 3rd, 2005, 10:05am » |
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on Feb 3rd, 2005, 10:01am, nani wrote:| ...or after many years, and the kids aren't home...you could just "do it" in the hallway... |
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That's what I'm talkin' 'bout!
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Well, this obviously doesn't apply to everyone...my older sister (53 years old) has been married to her husband since before I was born and they're still very romantic...and from what I hear they're still at stage 1 of the "Frequent Sex" stage.
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on Feb 3rd, 2005, 10:06am, Langa wrote:Well, this obviously doesn't apply to everyone...my older sister (53 years old) has been married to her husband since before I was born and they're still very romantic...and from what I hear they're still at stage 1 of the "Frequent Sex" stage.
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I don't ever plan on getting out of stage 1 either, it doesn't matter what you do as a couple to have fun and spend time together. Nothing beats a good old fashioned bedroom adventure!
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« Reply #9 on: Feb 3rd, 2005, 10:29am » |
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Yeah Stage I is nice. I am 50 now and still in it. Want to hear a funny story. On my 48th BD my and my man went to dinner and then to the mountain. Well there was this little shed near the water. So we did it in the shed and when I got down from the ledge inside we notice that someone had graffitied Free Ride on the wall. Did we ever crack up and still talk about it to this day.  BTW the shed is gone now.
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« Reply #10 on: Feb 3rd, 2005, 1:20pm » |
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There is one last kind. It's called bathroom sex. Basically, it is after she falls asleep, he sneaks out to masturbate. I'm not sure where in the order this falls. 
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on Feb 3rd, 2005, 10:29am, rickyshot wrote:| Yeah Stage I is nice. I am 50 now and still in it. Want to hear a funny story. On my 48th BD my and my man went to dinner and then to the mountain. Well there was this little shed near the water. So we did it in the shed and when I got down from the ledge inside we notice that someone had graffitied Free Ride on the wall. Did we ever crack up and still talk about it to this day. BTW the shed is gone now. |
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on Feb 3rd, 2005, 1:20pm, tpitts77 wrote:| There is one last kind. It's called bathroom sex. Basically, it is after she falls asleep, he sneaks out to masturbate. I'm not sure where in the order this falls. |
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I see...now I could be wrong here, probably going out on a limb...but I always thought bathroom sex included two people.
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on Feb 3rd, 2005, 10:29am, rickyshot wrote:| Yeah Stage I is nice. I am 50 now and still in it. Want to hear a funny story. On my 48th BD my and my man went to dinner and then to the mountain. Well there was this little shed near the water. So we did it in the shed and when I got down from the ledge inside we notice that someone had graffitied Free Ride on the wall. Did we ever crack up and still talk about it to this day. BTW the shed is gone now. |
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No pics of the shed for memories?
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on Feb 3rd, 2005, 1:24pm, Langa wrote:
I see...now I could be wrong here, probably going out on a limb...but I always thought bathroom sex included two people.
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Sometimes even 3......  Me, myself and I.
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on Feb 3rd, 2005, 1:27pm, guesst wrote:
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« Reply #17 on: Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:07pm » |
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on Feb 3rd, 2005, 10:19am, guesst wrote:
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You can do it in the bedroom too? Interesting concept.
Let's see.......after the living room, kitchen, den, bathtub, patio, the beach, garage and the dining area (note: we can't go to Appleby's anymore) you say the bedroom. Good idea. We'll try that.
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« Reply #19 on: Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:11pm » |
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Bathroom sex hahahahaha 
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Did you say AppleBee's .......
Now thats too kinky!!!!
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Guess you'd better stick around and keep an eye on us kids, then huh?
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on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:11pm, rickyshot wrote:| Bathroom sex hahahahaha |
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Hey, it's MINE, I'll wash it as fast/hard and as many times as I think it's necessary.
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« Reply #23 on: Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:18pm » |
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On a motorcycle and fire escape... Long story...
Uh, Thomas, enough with your solitary love affair...the visual is too much for me to handle...
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« Reply #24 on: Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:20pm » |
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on Feb 3rd, 2005, 2:18pm, Langa wrote: Long....too much for me to handle...
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Yes, it probably is. LMMFAO!
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