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A rich man and a poor man are sitting in a pub at the bar. During their conversation, they realize they had been married to their wives about the same amount of years.
Poor man: "So what did you get your wife for your anniversary"
Rich man: " I got her a 10 karrat diamond ring and a brand new Mercedes"
Poor Man: " why did you get her both of those things?"
Rich man: " well if she didn't like the ring, she could drive herself back to the jewelry shop in style to exchange it"
Poor man: "Oh"
Rich man : "so what did you get your wife"
Poor man: " I got her a pair of slippers and a dildo"
Rich man : " why did you get her those"
Poor man: " well,.......if she didn't like the slippers, she could go fuck herself"
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 28th, 2005, 6:25pm » |
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How dare you post that on a family board.....Christ!!! 
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 28th, 2005, 6:26pm » |
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LOL, I put the (R) in it incase Mooshie was around...didn't want little eyes to read that.
so Bollocks Jonny
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 28th, 2005, 6:28pm » |
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on Jan 28th, 2005, 6:26pm, Jayne wrote:| so Bollocks Jonny |
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Jolly hockey sticks to you my dear (Does that make any sense? )
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 28th, 2005, 6:45pm » |
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Didn't you mean Bull Hockery jonny?
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 28th, 2005, 6:47pm » |
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on Jan 28th, 2005, 6:45pm, Kirk wrote:| Didn't you mean Bull Hockery jonny? |
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Dude, I got no fucking idea WTF I mean.....LMAO
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 28th, 2005, 6:48pm » |
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Ahhhhhh family harmony at last... 
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 28th, 2005, 6:51pm » |
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Linda
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 28th, 2005, 6:52pm » |
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None of you 'yanks" know how to speak my English, so for Nora's sake, don't try.
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 28th, 2005, 6:52pm » |
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on Jan 28th, 2005, 6:51pm, Linda_Howell wrote:
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ROTFF
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« Reply #10 on: Jan 28th, 2005, 6:58pm » |
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Quote:| LOL, I put the (R) in it incase Mooshie was around...didn't want little eyes to read that. |
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And I thank you for that, Jayne. I still supervise her here, but she's smart...and a bit sneaky...
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 28th, 2005, 7:04pm » |
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lmao
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 28th, 2005, 7:09pm » |
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I'm working on a friggin' major CH and this site makes it slack up for a little while.Thanks to all who play here. David
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Hey,watch this!I saw it on a cartoon and I think it might work!
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on Jan 28th, 2005, 6:52pm, Jayne wrote:None of you 'yanks" know how to speak my English, so for Nora's sake, don't try.
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Who's Nora 
Oh, I remember, thats Bubbas third wife Betty Sues, second cousin Sara Janes aunt thats married to Billy Bob. Hmm or was Betty Sue really Bubbas cousin? Or both? What ever,Nora used to make some damn good moonshine.
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 28th, 2005, 10:14pm » |
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on Jan 28th, 2005, 9:24pm, Redneck wrote:| Who's Nora . |
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Whos Highpitch?
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on Jan 28th, 2005, 10:14pm, Jonny wrote:
high pitch eric? I don't know who that is.
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« Reply #16 on: Jan 28th, 2005, 10:22pm » |
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on Jan 28th, 2005, 10:17pm, john_d wrote:
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LMMFAO....John
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« Reply #17 on: Jan 29th, 2005, 11:06am » |
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Your all a bunch of freaks and I don't know why I insist on coming here.!!!!
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« Reply #18 on: Jan 29th, 2005, 1:04pm » |
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good one!
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