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Jimi
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Wimmins is always complaining
« on: Jan 27th, 2005, 4:27pm » |
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My wife sent me this email. I think she is having a meltdown.
Complaining Husband!!
He didn't like the casserole
And he didn't like my cake.
My biscuits were too hard...
Not like his mother used to make.
I didn't perk the coffee right
He didn't like the stew,
I didn't mend his socks
The way his mother used to do.
I pondered for an answer
As I was looking for a clue.
Then I turned around and smacked him...
Like his Mother used to do.
Don't she know I am a clusterhead! I need sympathy!!!!
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Re: Wimmins is always complaining
« Reply #1 on: Jan 27th, 2005, 4:31pm » |
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don' choo be sassin' back at yo momma boy...
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Re: Wimmins is always complaining
« Reply #2 on: Jan 27th, 2005, 4:32pm » |
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My wife is quite sympathetic. She never smacks me during a headache.
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Re: Wimmins is always complaining
« Reply #3 on: Jan 27th, 2005, 4:34pm » |
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Oh Hush Jimi......
Seems to me you'd be used to this by now... 
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Re: Wimmins is always complaining
« Reply #4 on: Jan 27th, 2005, 4:43pm » |
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Well... At least she knows how to make coffee! 
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Re: Wimmins is always complaining
« Reply #5 on: Jan 27th, 2005, 4:48pm » |
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A friend of mine told his wife that she was too "tight" and her breasts were too flat. She told him "Get off my back."
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Re: Wimmins is always complaining
« Reply #6 on: Jan 27th, 2005, 4:51pm » |
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Yummy grama bisquits come in a can now days
Gourmet coffee in a can too
Relpace worn socks with new.....nobody has to know
Casseroles are excellent with can'd soup trick
OK.....someone slap 'cheater' Pam
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Re: Wimmins is always complaining
« Reply #7 on: Jan 27th, 2005, 4:53pm » |
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Married man rule #1:
Never, ever, under any circumstances say
"That's not how my mother used to do it".
There's not a judge in the country that would convict her for smacking the momma's boy. (The judge is married too. He's knows better).
And if it is a female judge..............Gawd help you.
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Re: Wimmins is always complaining
« Reply #8 on: Jan 28th, 2005, 2:29am » |
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Well, my married pal always points out: do you want to right or married...
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Re: Wimmins is always complaining
« Reply #9 on: Jan 28th, 2005, 3:21pm » |
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Married man rule #2:
Never, EVER, under any circumstances admit to your wife that you think another woman is attractive in any way shape or form. Even if your wife says the same stuff about other men, Don't do it. She will make you miserable for as long as she possibly can.
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