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Redd
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A minister was completing a temperance sermon.
With great emphasis he said, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take
it and pour it into the river."
With even greater emphasis he said, "And if I had all the wine in the
world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
And then finally, shaking his fist in the air, he said, "And if I had all
the whiskey in the world, I'd take it and pour it into the river."
Sermon complete, he sat down.
The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, nearly
laughing, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365,
"Shall We Gather at the River."
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Re: Hymn #365
« Reply #1 on: Jan 26th, 2005, 10:12pm » |
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I liked that one, I have a raft.
Tim
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Re: Hymn #365
« Reply #2 on: Jan 27th, 2005, 1:31am » |
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And I'm a good swimmer!
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"Do what you can and let God take care of the rest. Leave your heart wide open and always wish for the best" (Sanna Hillu)
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Re: Hymn #365
« Reply #3 on: Jan 27th, 2005, 2:37am » |
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Can we buy property on that waterfront for our next M&G?
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Jeepgun
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Swim hell!! I'mma DROWN in that mofo!! *sploosh!!* 
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