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Melissa
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Do NOT Give This Man Batteries...
Jan 24, 10:04 AM (ET)
VANCOUVER, British Columbia (Reuters) - Police were on the search on Friday for a thief who made off with three "male appendages" from a Vancouver-area sex-toy store and may now be looking for batteries.
A clerk discovered the man stuffing the fake body parts into his clothes and asked "if he was going to need batteries for these three objects," the Royal Canadian Mounted Police said in a news release.
"The male calmly stated 'no' and then panicked and fled, running out of the store with the three objects, minus batteries," the police statement said.
http://reuters.excite.com//article/20050124/2005-01-24T150402Z_01_N21620 745_RTRIDST_0_ODD-CRIME-CANADA-SEXTOYS-DC.html
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Re: Was Don in Vancouver??
« Reply #1 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 7:38am » |
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My blow up dolls twin sisters came for a visit.
I was desperate.
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Re: Was Don in Vancouver??
« Reply #2 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 8:34am » |
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Quote:My blow up dolls twin sisters came for a visit.
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Uh...yeah....sure they did.......... 
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 8:53am » |
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Don, just how are you gonna operate them, uh, appendages, without batteries? Are you so ashamed to ask for batteries that you'd deny your airhead friends a decent time?
 Oh the HUMANITY!!!
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Re: Was Don in Vancouver??
« Reply #4 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 9:04am » |
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Batteries?
I need a Honda generator for these three devices.
Interested?
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 9:12am » |
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*In other news, reports of rolling brownouts and dimming lights were reported in the Boston area....* 
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 12:25pm » |
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on Jan 25th, 2005, 9:04am, don wrote:Batteries?
I need a Honda generator for these three devices.
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Don, as I told you this weekend my mom works for Honda, she could have cut you a deal 
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 3:54pm » |
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Quote:| reports of rolling brownouts and dimming lights were reported in the Boston area....* |
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Also reported were large roaming hoards of women with glazed eyes and large smiles. Film at 11.
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Re: Was Don in Vancouver??
« Reply #8 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 5:09pm » |
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Don to hell with the generator get 220 on the money honey. Ride in stlye babe! 
Batteries not required, Leesa
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Re: Was Don in Vancouver??
« Reply #9 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 8:53pm » |
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You can borrow my charger. It ain't all that portable though:
Funny stuff kids.
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Re: Was Don in Vancouver??
« Reply #10 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 9:49pm » |
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Don't know what the guys plans were.
The Royal Mounted can't pin ASSault and battery on him
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