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I don't remeber giving permission to use a pic of my front porch 
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Re: Red Neck Stuff
« Reply #1 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 3:11am » |
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Re: Red Neck Stuff
« Reply #2 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 3:27am » |
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Well, I do use a bed sheet for a sofa cover when guest's come over so Rocky and Moonie's hair doesn't get on everyone!!! Guess that makes me a Redneck!! And a proud one!!
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Re: Red Neck Stuff
« Reply #3 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 9:46am » |
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Redneck ladies do NOT drive a Mercedes. They park their truck beside a rock so they can step up to the floorboard.
Ever wonder where the term Redneck originiated???? It came from the coal mines around Matewan. The originial members of the unionized coal miners wore a red bandana around their necks to identify each other, and be able to organize against the un-fair labor practices, the un-fair practice of being paid in company script (which was worthless unless they purchased something from the company store), and against the un-nessary unsafe working environment.
If not for the "Rednecks", this country may still be using child labor in the mines, mills, and factories. It was the Rednecks who put an end to that practice, and to insure the quality of life became better for the working man.
Just a piece of history.
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Re: Red Neck Stuff
« Reply #4 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 12:58pm » |
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You forgot the one that describes Sam to a T......\
"You might be a redneck if, you payed MORE for you tires than you did your truck!"
Before we moved he bought a big UGLY truck, paid $250. Did some work to it. Then paid almost $800 for HUGE mud tires.
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Re: Red Neck Stuff
« Reply #5 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 1:11pm » |
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== Redneck Haiku ==
Dropped beer can rolls to
corner every single time
Trailer's off a wheel
Rusty chain link fence
Pitbulls bark at passers-by
Meth lab vapors rise
My favorite cousin
Man your ass looks great in that
Wal-Mart uniform
Horse outside Wal-Mart
Kimmy Lynn's favorite ride
Need 'nuther quarter
I'll be a sum'bitch
Gravedigger just jumped 12 cars!
I'll die happy now
Grimy tank shirt stinks
Spray on some Lemon Pledge, sniff
Chee-tos is dinner
Blue shadow brings out
The look of meth in your eyes
You like waterbeds?
I've modeled my life
On the Dubya Dubya Eff
Cast comes off next week
Broke couch, farmer's tan
Roach burns yellowed fingertips
Misspelt tatted knucks
Lock and load, she said
Never been huntin'? (huh-uh)
(Gun) rack of my dreams
Your stare means nuthin'
Told ya it's not a squirrel
Them's just good for lunch
Each truck in the lot
Calvin pissing on something
Ford, Chevy, my soul
Ass cheeks squishing out
Nipple bumps tight tube top
Mama's got a date
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Re: Red Neck Stuff
« Reply #6 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 8:34pm » |
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If you have a framed photo of Floyd Turbo, you might be a redneck.
Oh, and I have an invoice from a defunct Pittsburgh brewing company framed in my dining room. I guess I qualify. 
Charlie
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Re: Red Neck Stuff
« Reply #7 on: Jan 25th, 2005, 10:00pm » |
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