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minnie
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another Blondie joke
« on: Jan 23rd, 2005, 4:50pm » |
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sorry to all the Blondies out there I married one and all three of our daughters are Blonde LOL
As a Minnesota trucker stops for a red light, a blonde catches up. She jumps out of her car, runs up to his truck, and knocks on the door. The trucker lowers the window, and she says, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
The trucker ignores her and proceeds down the street. When the truck stops for another red light, the girl catches up again. She jumps out of her car, runs up and knocks on the door. Again, the trucker lowers the window. As if they've never spoken, the blonde says brightly, "Hi, my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!" Shaking his head, the trucker ignores her again and continues down the street.
At the third red light, the same thing happens again. All out of breath, the blonde gets out of her car, runs up, knocks on the truck door. The trucker lowers the window. Again she says, "Hi my name is Heather, and you are losing some of your load!"
When the light turns green the trucker revs up and races to the next light. When he stops this time, he hurriedly gets out of the truck, and runs back to the blonde.
He knocks on her window, and as she lowers it, he says, "Hi, my name is Jerry, its winter in Minnesota, and I'm driving a SALT TRUCK!"
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Re: another Blondie joke
« Reply #1 on: Jan 23rd, 2005, 4:58pm » |
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Blahhhhhhh-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha........that was a GOOD one girl. Just had that happen out front of my house.....dam truck made a mess all over them pretty snowy roads with ugly black cinders spilling...well I never !!! Blonde'd by expirience Pam 
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Re: another Blondie joke
« Reply #2 on: Jan 23rd, 2005, 5:14pm » |
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Cootie,
Glad you liked the joke. Billy called from the airport he'll be home soon.(about a hour and half drive) thanks for asking. Please say Hi to Brad for me.
Minnie
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Re: another Blondie joke
« Reply #3 on: Jan 23rd, 2005, 5:19pm » |
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Re: another Blondie joke
« Reply #4 on: Jan 23rd, 2005, 11:07pm » |
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LMFAO
Hi Minnie! Damn.....I missed you in Davenport!
Hope you get to make it next year, sweetie. 
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