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rextangle
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So, the Beast walks into a bar full of cluster brains...
They were all having a good time, drinking tea, popping pills and doing 02 up to that point.
As the beast walks in, everybody gets silent, trying to ignore him and avoiding eye contact.
The beast goes up to the jukebox and plays "King of Pain" by the Police and sits at the bar and order a triple scotch...
The bartender who also suffers serves him, scared shitless.
Finally, a guy walks in, who's known to be a chronic and sits right next to the Beast.
The Beast looks him up and down and says "Wow, you've got some balls.... but you're pretty fuckin' stupid too!"
The guy goes "Let me buy you a beer, and I bet you that I can finish mine before you can drink yours"
The Beast goes "You're even stupider than I thought... not only I can drink faster than you, but you have CH and you know that the beer is gonna trigger an attack..."
The guy goes "Fair enough... but if I win, you got to promise that you will leave my ass alone for 6 months..."
The Beast giggles and says "You've got a deal!!!"
The guy counts "3...2...1... DRINK!"
They both start drinking as fast as possible, and half way through, the beast stops, turns bright red and spits out his beer all over the counter and runs away crying like a baby.
Everyone is in shock and goes up to the guy who's laughing his ass off with the bartender and one guy asks:
"How the hell did you do that???"
The guy answers "I asked the bartender drop mushrooms in his beer!"
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Re: So, the Beast walks into a bar...
« Reply #1 on: Jan 20th, 2005, 4:47pm » |
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Wow, this is great! 
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Re: So, the Beast walks into a bar...
« Reply #3 on: Jan 20th, 2005, 5:09pm » |
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loved it.
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Re: So, the Beast walks into a bar...
« Reply #4 on: Jan 20th, 2005, 5:21pm » |
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KING OF PAIN!!! LMAO!!!!
Great pic!!!
I'm glad everyone enjoyed my homemade joke!!! 
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Re: So, the Beast walks into a bar...
« Reply #5 on: Jan 20th, 2005, 6:25pm » |
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I need two of those beers please.
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Re: So, the Beast walks into a bar...
« Reply #6 on: Jan 20th, 2005, 6:43pm » |
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So this Duck walks into a bar and tells the bartender. "Give me a shot of Whiskey, and put it on my bill" 
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Re: So, the Beast walks into a bar...
« Reply #7 on: Jan 20th, 2005, 6:48pm » |
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lol REX.
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Re: So, the Beast walks into a bar...
« Reply #8 on: Jan 20th, 2005, 7:20pm » |
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 Too funny
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Re: So, the Beast walks into a bar...
« Reply #9 on: Jan 20th, 2005, 7:27pm » |
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Good one Rex!
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Re: So, the Beast walks into a bar...
« Reply #10 on: Jan 20th, 2005, 10:12pm » |
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If it means you're pain-free, then to your beer, I clink my glass of scotch!! FUCKENEH!! Send the beast packin'!
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Re: So, the Beast walks into a bar...
« Reply #11 on: Jan 20th, 2005, 10:33pm » |
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That's a good one Rex.
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23 years of battling the beast, 9 years chronic......uneducated docs/nurses make me irate.
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Re: So, the Beast walks into a bar...
« Reply #12 on: Jan 21st, 2005, 12:54pm » |
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Yes! 
We CAN beat the beast!
PFdays to everyone,
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Re: So, the Beast walks into a bar...
« Reply #13 on: Jan 21st, 2005, 1:34pm » |
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So the Beast walks into a bar.......
...and instantly gets kicked in the twig 'n' berries by a hundred violently angry clusterheads, over and over. When he finally recovers, he packs his shit, buys a one-way ticket for Managua, and is never heard from again.
And they all lived happily ever after.
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Re: So, the Beast walks into a bar...
« Reply #14 on: Jan 21st, 2005, 2:19pm » |
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on Jan 21st, 2005, 1:34pm, Jeepgun wrote:
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'cept the Nicaraguans....
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Re: So, the Beast walks into a bar...
« Reply #15 on: Jan 21st, 2005, 2:32pm » |
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Loved it!!! That was excellent!
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Re: So, the Beast walks into a bar...
« Reply #16 on: Jan 21st, 2005, 2:40pm » |
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The Nicaraguans then grab all the AKs they have lying around, and ventilate the bastard beast.
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Ahhh, what a relief to be pain free. Hang in there. Good times are comin'.
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Re: So, the Beast walks into a bar...
« Reply #17 on: Jan 21st, 2005, 8:56pm » |
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That was great!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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Re: So, the Beast walks into a bar...
« Reply #18 on: Jan 21st, 2005, 10:08pm » |
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Hmmm the Beast drinks Beer?
I always figured he would order a Screwdriver...
...or at least a Harvey Wall Banger!
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Re: So, the Beast walks into a bar...
« Reply #19 on: Jan 21st, 2005, 10:31pm » |
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That's major cool man. Love it!!
And KOP.....where do u come up with these "graphics'????
Also cool!! Luke
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I think we should all get together and do a movie..."Night of The Clusterheads". George Romero would have nothing on us!!!
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