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Wow...I'm missing a lot of news....
« on: Jan 17th, 2005, 4:32pm » |
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At the grocery check out today no one was standing close enough to chat with so I started looking at all those, um, newspapers at the stand. I cannot believe all the important stuff I've been missing!! Did you know that the first humans were a gay couple?! They found their bones entwined in a loving embrace. Adam and Ed I think they call 'em. And did ya know that there's a 100 year old woman who is carrying the child of her 91 y.o. boyfriend? Did ya know that an anorexic girl just ate the world's fattest cat! Somewhere in the world, there's even a psychic that sets women's undies on fire!
Good Lord...I may have to subscribe. What else am I missing??? Please tell me!!!
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« Reply #1 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 4:45pm » |
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Nani, you have got to get with it. I've known all this and more. The Sun and The Globe are the greatest newspapers around. Very reputable.
Did you hear about the cow that had a human baby with a tail? So sad. I even read somewhere that Big Foot was hired by the government and now works as a Navy Seal...I could go on, but I won't.
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« Reply #2 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 5:04pm » |
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Wow...I wonder if they have a pic in their archives?
The bigfoot news doesn't surprise me....except I thought he might be with the CIA.
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« Reply #3 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 5:10pm » |
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I was shocked how Kelly Ripa looked, speaking of anorexic!!!Did you see that one? 
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« Reply #4 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 5:11pm » |
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Well, poor Kelly keeps cranking out those babies and has to get back to work at her 3 jobs...she's probably using speed. Maybe even fooling around with Regis... 
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« Reply #5 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 5:13pm » |
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I'll take her husband Mark anytime!!! 
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« Reply #6 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 5:17pm » |
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Only if we get to share him....
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« Reply #7 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 5:18pm » |
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Her husband and money
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« Reply #8 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 5:23pm » |
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I'll let her keep the money if I get her husband!!
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« Reply #9 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 5:25pm » |
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And I am so boring and shallow that I really want to know why Jennifer and Brad split up, but Nani you can take Mark and I'll keep Brad Pitt!!
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I would take 'em both, girl!!!  Oh that was nasty! Did I say that out loud? I'm kinda bummed about the split, too. I guess it's because I don't have a life! 
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« Reply #11 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 5:31pm » |
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And I know what will really piss you off, I am going to watch the bachlorette!!!  I love it when the women get to pick from all the guys
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« Reply #12 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 5:33pm » |
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I hate reality TV...I get all the reality I can handle away from the TV. I want the TV to be a place to escape to!
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« Reply #13 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 5:34pm » |
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on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:27pm, nani wrote:| I would take 'em both, girl!!! Oh that was nasty! Did I say that out loud? |
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I want pictures....
BTW Bigfoot is not in the Navy,, he is an undercover opperative in charge of the search of WMD, and answers only to G.W.
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« Reply #14 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 5:35pm » |
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on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:33pm, nani wrote:| I hate reality TV...I get all the reality I can handle away from the TV. I want the TV to be a place to escape to! |
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Hey, kinda like here?
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« Reply #15 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 5:42pm » |
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I read a story about a prince in England that is a really strange guy. Seems this prince is close to the throne, only about 2 deaths from being king. He likes to dress up as a Nazi and prance around at drunkin' parties.
Oh......wait a minute.........the queen just called. She is not ammused.
Seems it is a true story.........sorry to bother you.
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« Reply #16 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 5:46pm » |
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on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:13pm, cat14 wrote:| I'll take her husband Mark anytime!!! |
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The problem I have with Mark is the fact his name is based on the sound their neighbors hairlip dog made.
mark mark Mark mark mark
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« Reply #17 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 5:48pm » |
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Sounds intresting though!!!!
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« Reply #18 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 5:49pm » |
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Just look at him, who cares about his name!!!
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« Reply #19 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 5:50pm » |
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LMAO @ Echo.
You too Bob. Seems young Harry will be visiting Auschwitz as a result of his little stunt.
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« Reply #20 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 5:54pm » |
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Maybe Harry needs a spanking
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« Reply #21 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 6:06pm » |
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on Jan 17th, 2005, 5:25pm, cat14 wrote:| And I am so boring and shallow that I really want to know why Jennifer and Brad split up, but Nani you can take Mark and I'll keep Brad Pitt!! |
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I'm so sorry to inform you both that I've already had Brat Pitt...he's nothing to brag about...
I'd love to meet big foot though...
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« Reply #22 on: Jan 17th, 2005, 6:56pm » |
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I'll take Brad Pitt, please. Along with a side of Joquin Pheonix.
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Quote:| I read a story about a prince in England that is a really strange guy. Seems this prince is close to the throne, only about 2 deaths from being king. He likes to dress up as a Nazi and prance around at drunkin' parties |
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Jay Leno called Harry the Nazi who would be Prince.
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« Reply #24 on: Jan 18th, 2005, 9:48am » |
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Back to talking about gorgeous men, please!
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