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Giving 100% (not CH)
« on: Jan 7th, 2005, 1:46am » |
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From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
And
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can be concluded with mathematical certainty that while Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bullshit and Ass Kissing that will put you over the top.
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Re: Giving 100% (not CH)
« Reply #1 on: Jan 7th, 2005, 1:50am » |
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lmao
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Re: Giving 100% (not CH)
« Reply #2 on: Jan 7th, 2005, 2:15am » |
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S-u-c-k-i-n-g-u-p
19+21+3+11+9+14+7+21+16=121
This may help too...
I have way too much time on my hands.... 
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Re: Giving 100% (not CH)
« Reply #3 on: Jan 7th, 2005, 2:28am » |
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Well F-U-C-K-I-N-G-O-F-F works too
6+21+3+11+9+14+7+15+6+6=98%
A favorite is B-L-O-W-I-N-G-T-H-E-B-O-S-S
2+12+15+23+9+14+7+20+8+5+2+15+19+19=170%
Now THAT is the way to move up the corporate ladder. 
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w-o-r-k-i-n-g-d-r-u-n-k
23+15+18+11+9+14+7+4+18+21+14+11 = 165%
Guess you got to admit, some people give it their all! I had an old boss who did at least. 
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Re: Giving 100% (not CH)
« Reply #5 on: Jan 7th, 2005, 8:31pm » |
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A favorite is B-L-O-W-I-N-G-T-H-E-B-O-S-S
2+12+15+23+9+14+7+20+8+5+2+15+19+19=170%
Now THAT is the way to move up the corporate ladder
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Re: Giving 100% (not CH)
« Reply #7 on: Jan 8th, 2005, 8:50am » |
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That was pretty funny, so were some of the responses !
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