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mynm156
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Want to see something REALLY scary?
« on: Jan 6th, 2005, 10:20pm » |
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Re: Want to see something REALLY scary?
« Reply #1 on: Jan 6th, 2005, 10:23pm » |
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seems I still have a lot of seconds left...
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Re: Want to see something REALLY scary?
« Reply #2 on: Jan 6th, 2005, 10:28pm » |
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Wednesday, November 21, 2057
Hey if I make it that long I'll be lucky.... 
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Re: Want to see something REALLY scary?
« Reply #3 on: Jan 6th, 2005, 10:36pm » |
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Another threat from the non-smoker lobby. 
(I just wonder how much longer it will take them to come up with a halfway plausible explanation to blame us for the Indian Ocean tsunami.)
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Re: Want to see something REALLY scary?
« Reply #4 on: Jan 6th, 2005, 10:50pm » |
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What is it with these non-smokers and their Eternal Life Fantasy. Listen up, fuckers.....
NON-SMOKERS DIE EVERY DAY. FACT.
Thanks, Ueli.....
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Re: Want to see something REALLY scary?
« Reply #5 on: Jan 6th, 2005, 11:01pm » |
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I AM a smoker you idgits....guess I'm just a lucky one I get to suffer this shit another 53 years.....yippy skippy... 
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I saw an act of faith today. A man was on his knees, not in a pew in a Church, but in a garden planting seeds. ~~Unknown
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mynm156
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Re: Want to see something REALLY scary?
« Reply #6 on: Jan 7th, 2005, 7:01am » |
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Ahh come on U big babies. I promise as a Respiratory therapist that smoking wont kill U. 
Job security hahahahahahah
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Re: Want to see something REALLY scary?
« Reply #7 on: Jan 7th, 2005, 7:04am » |
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I die September 6 2035
HA!
That's giving me about 15 more years than when I originally figured I'd capsize!
Full steam ahead!
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Re: Want to see something REALLY scary?
« Reply #8 on: Jan 7th, 2005, 7:19am » |
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...it says I have thirty seconds left, but I don't feel that ba
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Mantra: This will NOT kill me...This will not KILL me... This will not kill ME...
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Re: Want to see something REALLY scary?
« Reply #9 on: Jan 7th, 2005, 7:21am » |
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on Jan 7th, 2005, 7:19am, Not4Hire wrote:| ...it says I have thirty seconds left, but I don't feel that ba |
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ROTFLMMFAO!!!!!!
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Re: Want to see something REALLY scary?
« Reply #10 on: Jan 7th, 2005, 8:41am » |
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Your Personal Day of Death is...
Wednesday, March 4, 2065
I'll be 91 yrs old. 
Oh and yes, I marked that I am a smoker...
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Re: Want to see something REALLY scary?
« Reply #11 on: Jan 7th, 2005, 8:58am » |
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Damn!
In the mode box I changed it from normal to optimistic. I'd live til 2066 if I was an optimist (as a smoker.)
I changed the mode box to Sadistic and it said I died September 6 2002. It says:
Your time has expired! Have a nice day!
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Re: Want to see something REALLY scary?
« Reply #12 on: Jan 7th, 2005, 9:15am » |
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If I quit I live to November 2052.
If I continue smoking, I live to September 12 2052.
Is the agony of quitting really worth that 2 months of old age and senility?
All kidding aside, I've only had about 4 or 5 smokes since new years eve. I'm trying to quit. Not for me but for my daughter.
My little Princess Mackenzie.
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Re: Want to see something REALLY scary?
« Reply #13 on: Jan 7th, 2005, 9:24am » |
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Re: Want to see something REALLY scary?
« Reply #14 on: Jan 7th, 2005, 9:36am » |
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Tuesday, March 21, 2062
I'll be 91 and still chasing skirts... 
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Re: Want to see something REALLY scary?
« Reply #15 on: Jan 7th, 2005, 10:10am » |
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ROFL, Not4Hire. You beat me to the punch. LOL!
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Re: Want to see something REALLY scary?
« Reply #16 on: Jan 7th, 2005, 5:09pm » |
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Hey Steve! I'll have a beer waiting on you, bro. LMAO Speaking of getting together, that offer of a home cooked dinner is still open.
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