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I will become:
warm and fuzzy
I will hug a tree
and save a seal
I will medicate meditate daily
Go to Rhieke sessions.
Read volumes of Ghandi
Not insist on laying on the massage table face up
Become abstinant
Donate 30% of my pay to PETA
Find my inner self
Wear Roman sandles instead of flip flops
Not tear the sleeves off my t-shirts
Never tell someone they suck
Wishing all a spiritually nourishing New Year.
You suck. (Damn)
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Re: Dons 2005 resolutions
« Reply #1 on: Jan 1st, 2005, 12:35pm » |
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Uh, don...the blow up doll doesn't count. You already are.
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Re: Dons 2005 resolutions
« Reply #2 on: Jan 1st, 2005, 12:44pm » |
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I think you need to add this to the list..."I will not try to install DSL myself."
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Re: Dons 2005 resolutions
« Reply #3 on: Jan 1st, 2005, 12:54pm » |
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ROTFLMMFAO I needed that 
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Re: Dons 2005 resolutions
« Reply #4 on: Jan 1st, 2005, 12:57pm » |
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on Jan 1st, 2005, 12:28pm, don wrote:I will become:
warm and fuzzy
I will hug a tree
and save a seal
I will medicate meditate daily
Go to Rhieke sessions.
Read volumes of Ghandi
Not insist on laying on the massage table face up
Become abstinant
Donate 30% of my pay to PETA
Find my inner self
Wear Roman sandles instead of flip flops
Not tear the sleeves off my t-shirts
Never tell someone they suck
Wishing all a spiritually nourishing New Year.
You suck. (Damn) |
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As bloody if!!!
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Re: Dons 2005 resolutions
« Reply #5 on: Jan 1st, 2005, 1:02pm » |
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 LMFAO Don, good luck...
Keep us posted
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Re: Dons 2005 resolutions
« Reply #7 on: Jan 1st, 2005, 1:03pm » |
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Re: Dons 2005 resolutions
« Reply #8 on: Jan 1st, 2005, 1:11pm » |
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LOL, i'm impressed.
Warm and fuzzy? You already are, idiot.
Hug a tree? I thought you had a blow up doll 
save a seal? No idea (i tried to imagine what i have to do to save a seal and the only thing i came up with was swimming in freezing cold water flipping the bird to bad boaters.
Got to Rhieke sessions? I can't find my dictionary so i'm skipping that one.
Read volumes of Ghandi? Great. Bring them to the ball park and i'll try not to spill mustard on them.
Not insist on laying on the massage table face up? I didn't know we were supposed to turn over wow. live and learn.
Become abstinent? Why?
Donate 30% of my pay to PETA? PETA is the devil.
Find my inner self? You mean your gonna kill the idiot? Don't do that. Pleeze don't do that.
Wear Roman Sandals instead of flip flops? Just don't wear em with sox.
Not tear the sleeves of my t-shirts? Wow Don, you really have matured spiritually this past year
Never tell someone they suck? Now that's just not rite.
I hope you wake up soon.
Fig Newton
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on Jan 1st, 2005, 12:28pm, don wrote:
if you are talking about sitting next to a fire for a few days without shaving, maybe 
on Jan 1st, 2005, 12:28pm, don wrote:Wear Roman s candles instead of flip flops
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now that would be cool
now wtf is a rheike?
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Re: Dons 2005 resolutions
« Reply #10 on: Jan 1st, 2005, 3:09pm » |
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on Jan 1st, 2005, 12:28pm, don wrote:
You mis-spelled that Don..
It's obstinant....(and thats already been accomplished)
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Re: Dons 2005 resolutions
« Reply #11 on: Jan 1st, 2005, 4:57pm » |
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on Jan 1st, 2005, 12:28pm, don wrote:I will become:
warm and fuzzy
I will hug a tree
and save a seal
I will medicate meditate daily
Go to Rhieke sessions.
Read volumes of Ghandi
Not insist on laying on the massage table face up
Become abstinant
Donate 30% of my pay to PETA
Find my inner self
Wear Roman sandles instead of flip flops
Not tear the sleeves off my t-shirts
Never tell someone they suck
Wishing all a spiritually nourishing New Year.
You suck. (Damn) |
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Me too I'm with Don!!!! with a few modifications LOL ree
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Re: Dons 2005 resolutions
« Reply #12 on: Jan 1st, 2005, 5:32pm » |
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What the heck have you done with the REAL Don??????
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Re: Dons 2005 resolutions
« Reply #13 on: Jan 1st, 2005, 5:41pm » |
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Oh thats the real Don.. false promises!
I might not be the brightest bulb on the tree but even I can see that list isn't the full 2005 resolutions!
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Re: Dons 2005 resolutions
« Reply #14 on: Jan 1st, 2005, 5:45pm » |
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on Jan 1st, 2005, 12:28pm, don wrote:I will become:
warm and fuzzy
I will hug a tree
and save a seal
I will medicate meditate daily
Go to Rhieke sessions.
Read volumes of Ghandi
Not insist on laying on the massage table face up at the bath house
Become abstinant
Donate 30% of my pay to PETA
Find my inner self
Wear Roman sandles instead of flip flops
Not tear the sleeves off my t-shirts
Never tell someone they suck
Wishing all a spiritually nourishing New Year.
You suck. (Damn) |
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Ok its been adjusted according
Sean...........................
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Re: Dons 2005 resolutions
« Reply #15 on: Jan 1st, 2005, 5:51pm » |
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Its sublimminal messaging.. if oyu read it backwards you get Don's real resolutions...... yikes
on Jan 1st, 2005, 12:28pm, don wrote:I will become:
worn and fuzzy
I will shag a tree
and blow a seal
I will medicate masturbate daily
Go to Poker sessions.
Read volumes of Bath house weekly Weakly
Not insist on laying on the massage table face up
Become incontinent
Donate less than -30% of my pay to PETA
Find my inner tube
Wear out Roman candles instead of flip flops
Not wipe my nose on the sleeves off my t-shirts
Always tell someone they suck
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Re: Dons 2005 resolutions
« Reply #16 on: Jan 1st, 2005, 6:42pm » |
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Quote:Main Entry: ob·sti·nate
Pronunciation: 'äb-st&-n&t
Function: adjective
Etymology: Middle English, from Latin obstinatus, past participle of obstinare to be resolved, from ob- in the way + -stinare (akin to stare to stand)
1 : perversely adhering to an opinion, purpose, or course in spite of reason, arguments, or persuasion
2 : not easily subdued, remedied, or removed |
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I pick number 2.
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Re: Dons 2005 resolutions
« Reply #17 on: Jan 1st, 2005, 6:47pm » |
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..............so. what about Abstinent?
that just means you ain't dippin the stik. No litin the candle - no - never nine.
gad's sakes yer walkin around with sandals now, least ya could do is friggin SPELL rite 
OB-stinent - never AB-stinent
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Re: Dons 2005 resolutions
« Reply #18 on: Jan 1st, 2005, 6:50pm » |
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OMG ........ he's trying the 2004 resolutions again this year. Good luck, buddy !!!!!!!!
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