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Lyrical Lameness
« on: Dec 29th, 2004, 4:51pm » |
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Have you ever gotten song lyrics wrong?
Sometimes for years...
I'll start:
Steve Miller Band's Big Old Jet Airliner:
I thought...We're gonna tear this light up
The Police's
Every Breath You Take (the line, How my poor heart aches):
I thought...I'm a pool hall ace.
Come on, give it up. I know I'm not the only dork here. 
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Allt the time!! I think I have alittle brain damage though!  Nani, you're funny!!!
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #2 on: Dec 29th, 2004, 5:58pm » |
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i think thats what uncles are for aggrevate the kids
i dont sing along with songs, i know i used to sing
a song to my indian niece
i dont know but ive been told eskimo puddin
is mighty cold she loved it
i guess thats why i gave her the name puddin cakes
she is all grown up now still my puddin cakes
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #3 on: Dec 29th, 2004, 7:26pm » |
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I know Ill never love this way again
I thought it was:
I know I'll never lie or steal again
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #4 on: Dec 29th, 2004, 7:31pm » |
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #5 on: Dec 29th, 2004, 7:35pm » |
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I do it all the time Nani
Def Leppard "Making Love Like A Man"
I thought it was "Lady Love, Knock em Dead"
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #6 on: Dec 29th, 2004, 7:49pm » |
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Quote:I do it all the time Nani
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Me, too. I am the absolute lamest person when it comes to lyrics. I can't even think of all of them, there's been sooo many. I guess it's a good thing we're so cute, huh beth.
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #7 on: Dec 29th, 2004, 7:59pm » |
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Pink Floyd 'Wish you were here'
The line went 'did you exchange, the walk on part of the war for a lead role in a cage'
Being a teenager who spent alot of time with the ganga, I thought it went 'did you exchange, the broken part of the wall for a leaf rolled in a cage.'
It was deep man, deep. 
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Wayne Newton ! My all time favorite classical musician!
I can listen for hours and hours to my Wayne Newton Music Fest CD.
Dankershien, baby, Dankershien
The Duck is lame, baby , The Duck is lame.
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #10 on: Dec 29th, 2004, 8:51pm » |
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I remember hearing it said by someone, somewhere about Jimi Hendrix being gay and all. Like what's with that "Purple Haze" line:
"S'CUSE ME, WHILE I KISS THIS GUY"
The Monkees' "Last Train to Clarksville" was written because the writer thought that is what he heard on a new Beatle release, 'course I forget the song now. When he found out those weren't the words, he released the similar sounding, Clarksville song.
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #11 on: Dec 29th, 2004, 8:58pm » |
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Quote:I remember hearing it said by someone, somewhere about Jimi Hendrix being gay and all. Like what's with that "Purple Haze" line:
"S'CUSE ME, WHILE I KISS THIS GUY"
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LOL Kevin...that was Dave Barry (the humorist). That's what got me to start this thread...I heard Purple Haze and thought of Dave Barry! Then I thought of all my own...
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #12 on: Dec 29th, 2004, 9:09pm » |
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For the first time after all these years, in the movie " The Wizard of Oz", the guards had that chant going at the castle as they formed a line and the three bungling friends of Dorothy joined them to get into the castle dressed as guards.
I always just used to sing, "OH WE OH, OOH WE OH"
Apparently, the guards weren't that fond of the witch but very afraid of her. What they were actually singing was:
"OH WE LOATHE, THE OLD ONE"
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #13 on: Dec 29th, 2004, 9:16pm » |
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #14 on: Dec 29th, 2004, 9:20pm » |
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I just make my own words. It's alot easier that way. 
A guy called the radio station the other day wanting to here the new STYX version of The Beatles "I am the Walrus". He asked if they would play "I am a Walnut". lmao
If you haven't listened to it yet, it's pretty good.
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #15 on: Dec 29th, 2004, 9:29pm » |
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this is eddie's wife he always thought that pink floyds
song another brick in the wall sounded like
if you dont beat your meat, you cant have any pu##y
and it actually says
if you dont eat your meat, you cant have any pudding...
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #16 on: Dec 29th, 2004, 11:28pm » |
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Please tell me i'm not the only one who ever thought the words to Creedence Clearwater Revival's Bad Moon Rising were ..... there's a bathroom on the right ...
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #17 on: Dec 29th, 2004, 11:50pm » |
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"Excuse me while I kiss this guy"
Jimi Hendrix - Purple Haze "Excuse me while I kiss the sky"
"... I'll supply the face "
Billy Idol - Eyes Without a Face "...eyes without a face "
"She got a nice white dress and a pony on her Confimation..."
Billy Joel - Only The Good Die Young "She got a nice white dress and a party on her Confimation..."
"You had one eye in the middle..."
Carly Simon - You're so Vian "You had one eye in the mirror...."
" . . . and the dogs say goodnight"
Louis Armstrong - What A Wonderful World "I . . and the dark, sacred night
"Just then a police man stepped up to me, asked us, said, "Please, hey
Whoopy-cat"
Led Zeppelin - Misty Mountain Hop "Just then a police man stepped up to me, asked us, said, "Please, hey,
would we care.... To all get in line.""
"I'll never be your pizza burning"
Rolling Stones - Beast of Burden "I'll never be your beast of burden"
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #18 on: Dec 29th, 2004, 11:56pm » |
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OMG...these are cracking me up!!! I knew I wasn't the only one. Unfortunately, all this laughing is bringing tears to my eyes...
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #19 on: Dec 30th, 2004, 12:21am » |
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I want to squeeze your lemon, till the juice runs down my.....
Led Zepplin
I need a new drug.
Huey Lewis
That's all I can remember.....but it doesn't matter, cuz this is a really Lame thread,
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OMG! Being a musician I had to respond to this thread.
I grew up on Sabbath, Kiss, Rush, etc. Quickly graduated into the hardcore punk/ Death metal, and what blew everyone away was, I could understand most of it (mostly.) With that being said...
The only song I can ever remember fucking with me (besides half of System of A Down's stuff)
The classic version of Manfred Manns Earth Band "Blinded By The Light." I always thought growing up that the line directly after that in the chorus was...
"Blinded by the light... Wrapped up like a douche, you know the runner in the night"
The actual lyric is...
"Blinded by the night... Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night"
Funny, my mom always thought that Ozzy Osbournes "Crazy Train" said
"I'm going up the river with crazy fred."
The actual lyric is...
"I'm going off the rails on a crazy train."
However, one note on something I considered, for its day and time, very lyrically cool and sly was The Baby's - Midnight Rendevous. My friends thought I was crazy, but at the very end you can hear John Waite say during the fade out "Oh girl I really wanna fuck you." Finally I recorded it off of K-She 95 and played it for everybody.
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #21 on: Dec 30th, 2004, 9:24am » |
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Quote:"Blinded by the night... Cut loose like a deuce another runner in the night"
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I used to think it was...cut up like a douche bag, rolling in the night.
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #22 on: Dec 30th, 2004, 10:06am » |
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on Dec 29th, 2004, 11:50pm, JDH wrote:
"... I'll supply the face "
Billy Idol - Eyes Without a Face "...eyes without a face "
Jim
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OMG...
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #23 on: Dec 30th, 2004, 10:30am » |
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A Classic (that i'll bet many of you misheard)
Jimmy Buffet Margaritaville
Blew out my flip-flip
Stepped on a pop-tart
(should be pop-top)
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Re: Lyrical Lameness
« Reply #24 on: Dec 30th, 2004, 10:54am » |
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This thread is cracking me up
To funny everyone
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