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« on: Dec 28th, 2004, 9:30am » |
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I have a Mini Doxie (weenie dog) who always puts me in the most embarrassing situations.
For instance, last night I went to the drug store looking for some disposable heating pads for my lower back. I noticed the Pharmacist looking my way and smiling at me. From what I could see, he was handsome. I smiled back and went about my business, making sure to open my coat so that when I glided ever so effortlessly by him in my leather, high-heeled boots and mini-skirt he could catch a glimpse of leg  . A few minutes passed and I’m checking out the heating pads when I see him coming my way (bingo!). He wanted to know if he could help me with anything. I very non-chalantly answered “not really, just deciding which heating pad to buy for my back. I think I pulled something working out”. So he started explaining to me about the different heating pads and how he should be getting in some special ones made for people who work-out, etc. At this point, I take a step back and quickly check him out…nice hands, nice smile, still had a whole head of hair, looked kind of buff under the lab coat. Hmmmm…could be some possibilities here. 
Now I notice my dog is sniffing around and getting ready to squat. I was mortified. I tried moving the leash around to distract her, but she gave me the “I have to go” look. I heard the Pharmacist say something about how he could call me when the others come in, but I was too focused on my dog who proceeded to take a dump right there  The look on my face made him look down. He giggled and said “oh, don’t worry about that, I’ll clean it up”, to which I replied “I really appreciate it” and proceeded to head out of the store from embarrassment. On the way out, I mumbled to the Pharmacist “thanks for the info on the heating pads”, to which he answered “what about your number’?…So I ran back, pulled a pen from his front pocket, scribbled it on his hand and ran out of there. Don’t know if he’ll call me, but I figured he definitely deserved my number if he was going to clean my dog’s shit! 
One other time, she ran into my neighbor’s yard to go find her boyfriend, a mini doxie that looks just like her. So I climb the gate with the same high-heeled leather boots, skirt, stockings, etc. to retrieve her (To this day, I don’t know how I did that). I climb back out thinking “okay no one saw me, whew!”, when I heard the kid yell “HEY LADY!!”, of course I turned around in a huff and said “WHAT?!!”…to which he replied, you have our dog! Indeed, when I checked between the back legs, it was a male. So I had to very sheepishly walk back and retrieve my dog, who had made herself very comfortable on the neighbor’s sofa.
I'm sure i'm not the only one with an embarrassing pet story. Your turn.
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« Reply #1 on: Dec 28th, 2004, 9:51am » |
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Two nights ago, I was awoken by one of my cats who sounded like he was in a death match with a mongoose. This cat is ordinarily gentle but very high strung. I stumble into the other room, and find that he is tangled up in the phone and answering machine cords under a table. I reach down to get him untangled, and he flips towards me, bites down hard with his teeth, and shreds the back of my hand with his claws. Damn that hurt, although its healing ok. At least he couldn't reach my face.
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Re: Groggy Pet Owner Tricks - Do not try this
« Reply #2 on: Dec 28th, 2004, 9:54am » |
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on Dec 28th, 2004, 9:51am, floridian wrote:| Two nights ago, I was awoken by one of my cats who sounded like he was in a death match with a mongoose. This cat is ordinarily gentle but very high strung. I stumble into the other room, and find that he is tangled up in the phone and answering machine cords under a table. I reach down to get him untangled, and he flips towards me, bites down hard with his teeth, and shreds the back of my hand with his claws. Damn that hurt, although its healing ok. At least he couldn't reach my face. |
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Wow...you're right...be glad it wasn't your face. What is it about cat scratches that burn so much too? 
Well, glad it's healing okay.
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Re: Your Most Embarrassing Pet Stories...
« Reply #3 on: Dec 28th, 2004, 10:51am » |
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Hmmmmmmmmmmmm I think I'll let Gena tell this one.
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Re: Your Most Embarrassing Pet Stories...
« Reply #4 on: Dec 28th, 2004, 11:52am » |
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on Dec 28th, 2004, 10:51am, guesst wrote:| Hmmmmmmmmmmmm I think I'll let Gena tell this one. |
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Dear she maybe my cat but it is most def. your story to tell. Well I guess she's your cat now!! LOL
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 28th, 2004, 11:53am » |
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Oh for heaven's sake...
one of you tell us!!! The suspense is killing me!
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 28th, 2004, 12:29pm » |
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Ok, jeez hold yer horses. I was at Gena's and her cat, Zelda was in need of a boy cat's attention. The cat was acting crazy all night, whining and crying and making all kinds of weird noises and wasn't able to sit still. I was laying in bed in shorts and a t-shirt, my shirt had ridden up a bit and exposed my lower back. Zelda jumped in bed right between us and then jumped over me, she then got right next to the skin of my lower back then jumped off the bed and layed down on the floor and began to purr and groan as if she was as happy as she could be, then I felt something warm and wet on my back, you can guess what it was.
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 28th, 2004, 12:33pm » |
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 Do you have a tail, thomas...or some other kind of spinal protrusion?
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on Dec 28th, 2004, 12:33pm, nani wrote:| Do you have a tail, thomas...or some other kind of spinal protrusion? |
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No, but females from all species I guess find me irresitable. lol.
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« Reply #9 on: Dec 28th, 2004, 12:36pm » |
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My Black Lab is on a diet. He isn't happy with it. To show us this when we had guests over for dinner he jumped up on the table ate food off a couple of plates and then got down and farted. I could have died. From now on he is in the garage while we eat!
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Re: Your Most Embarrassing Pet Stories...
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on Dec 28th, 2004, 12:34pm, guesst wrote:
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This man drove 8 hours 1 way to get my cat a male cat.
and then wouldn't you just know it that cat gives us all (kids, Thomas, Me and the the other cat) RING WORM!!!!!
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Re: Your Most Embarrassing Pet Stories...
« Reply #12 on: Dec 28th, 2004, 12:46pm » |
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It could've been worse Gena...he could have given you all the crabs.
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on Dec 28th, 2004, 12:29pm, guesst wrote:| Ok, jeez hold yer horses. I was at Gena's and her cat, Zelda was in need of a boy cat's attention. The cat was acting crazy all night, whining and crying and making all kinds of weird noises and wasn't able to sit still. I was laying in bed in shorts and a t-shirt, my shirt had ridden up a bit and exposed my lower back. Zelda jumped in bed right between us and then jumped over me, she then got right next to the skin of my lower back then jumped off the bed and layed down on the floor and began to purr and groan as if she was as happy as she could be, then I felt something warm and wet on my back, you can guess what it was. |
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Gena, one question, how come you never fixed your cat? Do you use her for breeding?
Well, thanks for sharing your story...I haven't laughed this hard in a long time!
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Gena, one question, how come you never fixed your cat? Do you use her for breeding?
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She is not even a year old yet at this time it was her first time in heat. We have decided that we will have her fixed (if only for thomas' safety) LOL
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on Dec 28th, 2004, 12:41pm, Karla wrote:| My Black Lab is on a diet. He isn't happy with it. To show us this when we had guests over for dinner he jumped up on the table ate food off a couple of plates and then got down and farted. I could have died. From now on he is in the garage while we eat! |
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Exactly what is it about cats? My cat decides she has a need to vomit or cough up a hairball when I have friends at the dinner table?
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on Dec 28th, 2004, 12:54pm, Gena wrote:
She is not even a year old yet at this time it was her first time in heat. We have decided that we will have her fixed (if only for thomas' safety) LOL
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LMAO!!! Wise move...can't have poor Thomas getting molested again!
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my girlfriends hates me with a passion and attacks my feet (bare feet) with extreme prejudice everytime I am there. I look in it's eyes too long and it's pupil get huge and it takes a prouncing position. not really embarrassing story but pet-related anyway.
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LOL john...read before you post! Your girlfriend's what hates you?
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Exactly! LOL...
And John, haven't you ever heard that you can't stare at most cats too long or they'll pounce on you...?
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bwaahaahhaa, LMAO
my girlfriend's cat hates me....(I get ahead of myself when I type, too much coding I think)
my girlfriend only dislikes me  lol, just kidding
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my cat doesn't, but I have had cats that do. This cat really hates me though, the little bugger.
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I had (note the PAST tense) a cat that a room-mate bought for me. It was only about 7 weeks old when he brought it home and I was just in LOVE with it. I named her Theadosia and she and I got along just fine for about, oh, 6 hours. She then got really hateful and would scratch me, hide behind the door and when I walked in a room she would jump on the back of my legs and use them for a scratching post. So, I took her to the vet to get her shots and stuff and was discussing this problem with the very cute vet. He was examining her and he said "Well, your kitten just might not like being called a girl name since HE is a boy." I was mortified and Theadosia became Theodore.
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I worked with animals most of my adult life so I have many stories.
I have two that stand out in my mind.
I had a little pick a poo and Buddy and I lived in apartments so I had to walk her every day. Well she was in heat and we had to keep her away from the dog across the way. His name was River he was a BIG black lab and belonged to my best friend Rita at the time. My dog named Baby and I was headed back to my apartment went I saw River running just as fast as he could toward us. I picked up Baby and started for the stairs to the apartment. Before I could get up the first step, River had mounted me . He had his paws around my wast and it was all I could do to stand. I looked around and saw no one to help me. I scremed for Rita and she came running. At that same time I think everyone that lived around me drove up and saw me being humped by this Big Lab. Rita was pulling River but he wuld not let go. Everyone was laughing but me ! I think even River had a grin on his face. Rita was able to pull him off and I locked myself in the apartment for a couple of days. LOL
The other stories is a good one. When Buddy and I was dating he came over and we had made out and was sitting around nude. My dog Baby was good but she kept looking at Buddy. He said, whats wrong with that dog ? I told him I guess she thought his thing was a hot dog and laughed. I told him shake it at her maybe she will go away. He shook it at her and she started after him, he was running threw the house saying call her off. Baby was jumping and snaping. I never saw anything like it. It was so funny I just sat there laughing with tears rolling down my face. Buddy finally locked himself in the bathroom till I could get the dog. You would have had to seen it for it to be funny enough to roll laughing. Buddy never took his close off in front of her again LOL
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After reading that I remembered that I was once sexually assaulted by a yellow lab named Cody. I think I blocked it out and suppressed the memory.
Labs must be a pervert breed.
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