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don
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The Governor of this great Commonwealth
(my man Mitt. He has a son named Tag. Mitt and Tag)
has written to inform me that I have been appointed as a Notary Public.
Now I know what Steve Martin felt like when the phone books came in.
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Re: My life is complete
« Reply #1 on: Dec 23rd, 2004, 10:59pm » |
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"The new phone book's here! The new phone book's here!
I AM somebody!"
yay don!
Congratulations!!!!
My husband just got his Notary Public certificate in the mail. Now he can officailly witness......stuff. Before that he could be there and it didn't count(as it were). 
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Re: My life is complete
« Reply #2 on: Dec 23rd, 2004, 11:06pm » |
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on Dec 23rd, 2004, 10:33pm, don wrote:The Governor of this great Commonwealth
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As long as you're sure that's what is written Don, and it doesn't say that the appointed Governor has notified the public about you to bear witness through open curtains in his Commonwealth.
Kevin M
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don
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Quote:| Now he can officailly witness...... |
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Now theres a switch. I get to be the witness
instead of a bunch of them pointing at me saying "Yeah, thats the mutt right there!"
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Jonny
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Com'on over....I want you to witness something
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don
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Sorry.
Sexual molestation of midgets is not something I would put my stamp on.
What a maroon.
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Jonny
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on Dec 24th, 2004, 10:34pm, don wrote:Sorry.
Sexual molestation of midgets is not something I would put my stamp on. |
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Oh, and the transvestites youve been known to visit are ok?
Whatever 
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don
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It's been awhile since I been over your place hasn't it?
Still got the strapless flowered sun dress?
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Jonny
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on Dec 24th, 2004, 10:50pm, don wrote:| Still got the strapless flowered sun dress? |
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Yep, i called you twice to come get it, got a damn push up bra you left here aslo.....what a Fag....LOL
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don
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You said you wanted to keep the push up as a souvenier .
Help me out here PB Joe. Hey PBJ! Peanut Butter and Jelly!
I kill myself. LMMFAO
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Re: My life is complete
« Reply #10 on: Dec 24th, 2004, 11:22pm » |
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dear "Mutt":
...congratulations on your Ascendency to Official Witness of ...
uh, things that people wish others to ....err, umm, have *Stamped* (if ya get m'drift....)
...and now that yer Life Is Complete ....please remit all proceeds to the L Street Beautification Project and Cuban Midget Re-location Fund(tm) .reg-US-pat-OFF ... or pat-yer-self-off... or Note a Repub.lick... or
I'm sure there's SOME THING to be gleaned here..if so, please advise...
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Mantra: This will NOT kill me...This will not KILL me... This will not kill ME...
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