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She was soooo Blonde..............
« on: Dec 21st, 2004, 7:43pm » |
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She was Soooooooo Blonde .
* She thought a quarterback was a refund.
* She thought General Motors was in the army.
* She thought Meow Mix was a CD for cats.
* She thought Boyz II Men was a day care center.
* At the bottom of an application where it says "Sign here:" she wrote
"Sagittarius."
She Was Soooooooooooooo Blonde..
* She took the ruler to bed to see how long she slept.
* She sent a fax with a stamp on it.
* Under "education" on her job application, she put "Hooked On Phonics."
She was Sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She tripped over a cordless phone.
* She spent 20 minutes looking at the orange juice can because it said
"Concentrate."
* She told me to meet her at the corner of "WALK" and "DON'T WALK."
* She tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order.
She was Soooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* She studied for a blood test.
* She sold the car for gas money.
* When she missed bus #44 she took bus #22 twice instead.
* When she went to the airport and saw a sign that said, "Airport Left," she
turned around and went
home.
She Was Sooooooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
* When she heard that 90% of all crimes occur around the home, she moved.
* She thought if she spoke her mind, she'd be speechless.
* She thought that she could not use her AM radio in the evening.
* She had a shirt that said "TGIF," which she thought stood for "This Goes In
Front."
AND MY PERSONAL FAVORITE:
She is sooooooooooooooooo Blonde...
She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company.
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Re: She was soooo Blonde..............
« Reply #1 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 7:46pm » |
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Re: She was soooo Blonde..............
« Reply #2 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 7:53pm » |
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A dumb Blonde, a smart Blonde, and Santa were walking down the sidewalk, when they happened upon a $100.00 bill. Which of the three picked it up?
The Dumb Blonde......the other two don't exist...
(Just a joke ladies please don't be mad)
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« Reply #3 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 7:57pm » |
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Great. A readhead mocking blonde's.
Where's the justice in this world,
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« Reply #4 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 7:59pm » |
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Bite me Randy 
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« Reply #5 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 8:00pm » |
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As a highly intelligent and well-educated natural blonde, I highly resent this thread. However, since this is the season for forgiveness and love .... I forgive you. *smiles*
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« Reply #6 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 8:01pm » |
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on Dec 21st, 2004, 8:00pm, Kris_in_SJ wrote:| highly intelligent and well-educated natural blonde |
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Oh, fer chrissake........give me a break.
Like I just fell off the turnip truck,
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« Reply #7 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 8:06pm » |
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on Dec 21st, 2004, 8:01pm, Mr. Happy wrote:| Like I just fell off the turnip truck, |
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Shit!
That wasent you that I ran over was it?
I hope so
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 8:10pm » |
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Can you remove your stilletos from my groin now?
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on Dec 21st, 2004, 12:09am, Redd715 wrote:| (Just a joke ladies please don't be mad) |
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Ya gotta love when they turn against their own
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 8:17pm » |
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Don't worry, Mr. Happy ...
Should we ever meet, I will be happy to push you off the turnip truck. I still forgive you ....
And, Don - I never wear stilletos - only spurs.
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« Reply #11 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 8:22pm » |
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on Dec 21st, 2004, 8:16pm, Jonny wrote:
Ya gotta love when they turn against their own
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When you bite me Jonny....be sure I give you back your teef...
woooohooo I got two men I told to nibble at me tonight, aren't I in a flirty mood.... 
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« Reply #12 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 8:27pm » |
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on Dec 21st, 2004, 8:22pm, Redd715 wrote:| When you bite me Jonny....be sure I give you back your teef... |
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I laughed so hard the teef almost flew out......LMMFAO
Touche' Redd!!!
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 8:29pm » |
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on Dec 21st, 2004, 8:27pm, Jonny wrote:
I laughed so hard the teef almost flew out......LMMFAO
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« Reply #14 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 8:33pm » |
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on Dec 21st, 2004, 8:29pm, Redd715 wrote:| You know you love me Jonny....... |
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Yes, you in those white shorts in Nashville almost did me in
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 8:36pm » |
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Quote:And, Don - I never wear stilletos - only spurs.
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They woulkdn't be a jinglin and a janglin from a nice pair of thigh highs would they?
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Re: She was soooo Blonde..............
« Reply #17 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 9:15pm » |
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on Dec 21st, 2004, 7:43pm, don wrote:| She thinks Taco Bell is the Mexican phone company. |
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Well Don, this blonde smilie  wants you to know that Door Bell only works if you go inside, where it's all wireless talking. Otherwise, without Taco Bell, how would YOU order at the drive thru. Being Mexican, they can handle that long distance service when you order in English yet get Mexican food. 
There's two ends to the this Bell curve ya know.
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« Reply #18 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 10:42pm » |
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What are eight blondes in a circle?
A dope ring
Why do blondes were big hoop ear rings?
They need a place to hang there ankles.
Two blondes walk into a bar.
It's not surprising that the second one didn't see it.
I'll go lay by my dish now!
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« Reply #19 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 10:44pm » |
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What do you call a blonde who dies her hair brunette?
Artificial Intelligence.
I kill me.
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« Reply #20 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 10:55pm » |
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It goes something like this:
A guy was doing some work on his car & asked his blonde girlfriend if she could help him for a bit.
He was testing the turn signal system.
"Go to the back of the car & tell me if they
are working" he requested.
She moves to the back of the vehicle &
then the blonde girlfriend's reply:
"Yes, no, yes, no, yes, no....."
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« Reply #21 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 11:02pm » |
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Shit.....I feel a picture coming on.....
Yo Blondie,
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« Reply #22 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 11:13pm » |
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Great poster Mr. Happy
I need to blow this up, print it and hang it in my office (cube)
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« Reply #23 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 11:19pm » |
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« Reply #24 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 11:39pm » |
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Gee, I hope Nancy C doesn't see this Don. She'll have to call me to "explain" it to her.... 
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