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Mental Images
« on: Dec 21st, 2004, 10:59am » |
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You know what its like when you chat to people online but you haven't got a clue what they look like or anything?
Well I have this mental image of Marlin and I think its time to share it with you .. see if any of you agree or want to change stuff!! 
Well I think he is about 5' 3" tall with about a 28" pigeon chest. He has milk white skin (from never going outside) big yellow-headed spots and milk bottle glasses over watery pale blue eyes. (Who said Gollum?)
Greasy black hair with a left side parting, slicked down to his head but curling a liitle bit over his collar from where it needs a cut. (Mummy has been a bit busy!)
Luckily his ears protrude a bit which helps keep his glasses on but he does have a rather nasty habit of picking at his ear wax and sniffing it.. 
He usually wears a mustard yellow nylon shirt with a big ole round collar and those huge cuffs with six buttons. (Mummy likes them because they drip dry and don't need ironing!  ) He has a nice knitted tank top in a yellow, green and orange fair isle pattern and he wears high waisted blue polyester ankle swinging trousers over white socks and brown sandals. He has a green velvet jacket with wide lapels and a CND badge.
He shuffles as he walks.
He is heavily into those old dungeon and dragons role playing books and since discovering role playing games on the internet his life has just taken off. He is now Darko the All Powerful and dreams of Lara Croft 
Oh and his real name is Cedric.
Well what do you think? How did I do?! Only teasing Marlin.. thought you could take it!
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Re: Mental Images
« Reply #1 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 11:13am » |
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These come more to mind.....
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Re: Mental Images
« Reply #2 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 11:15am » |
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eeewwwww.. I'm sorry Redd. These are NOT up to your usual standards!
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Re: Mental Images
« Reply #3 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 11:17am » |
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on Dec 21st, 2004, 11:15am, LeLimey wrote:| eeewwwww.. I'm sorry Redd. These are NOT up to your usual standards! |
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we WERE talking Marlin right?
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Re: Mental Images
« Reply #4 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 11:18am » |
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Yeah okay I take your point... BUT!!
(Yep, always a BUT(T) in a post about Marlon!)
I only made you THINK it.. you made us SEE it!!!
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Re: Mental Images
« Reply #5 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 11:23am » |
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British humour or just mean?
Yea Marlin's got a good sense of humour and can probably take but why should he have to?
I'm gonna vent for a moment so bear with me please.
If you tell someone to STFU or otherwise pound them into the ground you can put as many  as you want, your still telling them to STFU or pounding them into the ground.
Doesn't work that way for me.
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Re: Mental Images
« Reply #6 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 11:28am » |
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But that is how it works for marlin. He has slammed women every which way with a at the end. You reap what you sow?
And you should know, hun...karma is a bitch. ( )
Not you, sweetie...the real kind. 
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Re: Mental Images
« Reply #7 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 11:28am » |
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It wasn't meant to be mean and I wrote it thinking it was very much Marlins sense of humour. I didn't mean to offend him, you or anyone else and I'm sorry if I have
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You know what you're right! I wasn't going to reply because no matter my feelings about someone I would never attack the way they look or the way I think they might look.BUT..........having said that Marlin is probably laughing his ass off at this thread and shaking his head and most all PLANNING HIS NEXT THREAD! I will lighten up and Marlin I hope you know shes was having fun!! 
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Re: Mental Images
« Reply #9 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 11:44am » |
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LeLimey,
No offense taken. I wasn't picking on you I just hate to see liberties taken on a faceless message board that wouldn't otherwise be taken.
And btw you girls gotta admit one thing.
The guy is on your mind.
Hes' winning!
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Re: Mental Images
« Reply #10 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 1:04pm » |
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Oooooo finally got to this one! Nice! You're really hurtin my feelings.. NOT!!!!
OK, the mental image is a little off, sorry. Not movie star material and admittedly, the luster is off the stone a little after all these years of partial neglect, but I'm happy to say I don't fit any of those pics.
Not much body hair and my gut's not that big. Still feature a full head-o-hair. Around 175 (look better @165), 5-11, dark (not african my Hungarian genes)... perhaps I'll post a pic, if you BEG enough LMFAO!!!
BTW, karma's got a lot more sense than the rest of the herd.
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And its BACK!!!
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Jonny
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Hmmmmmm
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Quote:| Doesn't work that way for me. |
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Looks like its going to be a tough spin around the old MB for you then.
Quote:| I didn't mean to offend him, |
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How do you know you did?
Quote:I just hate to see liberties taken on a faceless message board that wouldn't otherwise be taken.
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You just took the liberty to decide that Limey is wrong and Marlin is offended.
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on Dec 21st, 2004, 11:23am, karma wrote:.If you tell someone to STFU or otherwise pound them into the ground you can put as many as you want, your still telling them to STFU or pounding them into the ground.
Doesn't work that way for me. |
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Shut the fuck up!!
Faceless?.....have you checked Bob P's pic page or all the pics that are posted here?......STFU!!!!
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Re: Mental Images
« Reply #15 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 9:46pm » |
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on Dec 21st, 2004, 11:39am, becky8 wrote:| You know what you're right! I wasn't going to reply because no matter my feelings about someone I would never attack the way they look or the way I think they might look.BUT..........having said that Marlin is probably laughing his ass off at this thread and shaking his head and most all PLANNING HIS NEXT THREAD! I will lighten up and Marlin I hope you know shes was having fun!! |
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I actually enjoy this little flirting you guys do like 5th graders... my daughter is having the same type of relationship with a boy right now... he tripped her the other day and she kicked him in the shin... continue... ree
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Re: Mental Images
« Reply #16 on: Dec 21st, 2004, 11:09pm » |
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Re: Mental Images
« Reply #17 on: Dec 22nd, 2004, 6:37am » |
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The king and queen have spoken.
Its just to predictable, like taking candy from a baby
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ROFL, Charlie!
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Talk about funny mental picture?
I just clicked on karma's profile. I always thought he was a woman.
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Re: Mental Images
« Reply #20 on: Dec 22nd, 2004, 8:54am » |
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maybe yes
maybe no
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Re: Mental Images
« Reply #21 on: Dec 22nd, 2004, 10:37am » |
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That's what I like: civility. Ya know, sensitivity, caring, nurturing... You guys are doing GREAT! Keep it up lol.
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on Dec 22nd, 2004, 6:37am, karma wrote:The king and queen have spoken.
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You have mis-spoken, the Queen has not said a word in this thread.
Do you even know who the Queen is?......No?
Then STFU!!!
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Re: Mental Images
« Reply #23 on: Dec 22nd, 2004, 8:18pm » |
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STFU Jonny
No seriously, who's the queen?
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on Dec 22nd, 2004, 8:18pm, nani wrote:STFU Jonny
No seriously, who's the queen? |
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No email addy....No Queen
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