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I have a little mouse. I named him Stewart.
He's a cute little guy. Gray with big round ears and a furry little body.
He runs along the TV cable. Sometimes he stops and looks at me with his little round eyes and big round ears. Almost like he is saying "hi there"!
I just fed him some peanut butter.
In a spring loaded trap that going to snap his little fucking neck.
Bye bye Stewart!
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Re: Stewarts demise
« Reply #1 on: Dec 19th, 2004, 6:51pm » |
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You are completely demented!  Poor little guy - what harm did he ever do you? 
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Bye bye, ya rat fucker
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Re: Stewarts demise
« Reply #3 on: Dec 19th, 2004, 6:57pm » |
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Now that's just rude! I'm pretty sure that Don wouldn't do something that nasty! 
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Re: Stewarts demise
« Reply #5 on: Dec 19th, 2004, 7:02pm » |
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on Dec 19th, 2004, 6:58pm, don wrote:
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Re: Stewarts demise
« Reply #6 on: Dec 19th, 2004, 7:06pm » |
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hip hip horray!
No more surprise doodles in the cubbies for you!
Peanut butter is the best bait!
One time my hubby spent about 35 minutes trying to
corner a little field mouse that came inside
for winter shelter.
After I laughed and laughed, he did scoot it into
an empty carboard beer box and took it outside.
Problem was, he let it go in the back yard, less than 20 feet from the house.
I think the mouse was back in faster than my hubby.
the next day we went out and got those clear
live box trap things....you know with air holes and
a trap door....
the directions said to rub some PB
on the edge of the door
and wait...
Sure enough within 2 hours the thing was in there.
Of course my hubby wouldn't pick it up incase
it some how opned the door.....
SO I was nominated.
I placed it on the floor of the passenger side of the car and drove 10 miles out to a nice wooded area
and let it go.
I thnk I even heard a hawk cry,
"Thank you!" as I drove away.....
Never heard form him,
and he doesn't even send a x-mas card.
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That what I'm going to do.
Place his broken body in the back yard so the racoons can tear the flesh from his bones.
Little round ears and all.
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You take such enjoyment in the weirdest things!!! 
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Re: Stewarts demise
« Reply #9 on: Dec 19th, 2004, 7:28pm » |
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One of the cats brought in a field mouse and the poor little thing was still alive. It ran behind a book case and the cat was trying to get it from one end whilst my husband David was squatting at the other end waiting to catch him in a box... or so I thought!
The rotten bugger had a dirty great book - MY dirty great book! - and as the mouse ran along the skirting board he slammed the book against the wall as hard as he could.
Well as you can probably imagine I screamed the bloody house down, my book was a murder weapon! (Okay I WAS over-reacting but I have a rep to uphold y'know!)
When he moved the book the poor little mouse was "standing up" with its front paws looking like they were "hands up" and he was stone cold dead. He looked for all the world like his last thought was "What the F...?*%)
Still the mouse did have the last laugh.
David really walloped his knuckles hitting the book against the wall and the cat absolutely savaged his leg when he realised David was chucking the mouse out of the house!
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The arsehole I'm divorcing needs to get a life and stop stalking mine
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Dead rats and Christmas tunes........it dont get any better than that
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Quote:he slammed the book against the wall as hard as he could.
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Re: Stewarts demise
« Reply #12 on: Dec 19th, 2004, 7:37pm » |
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Hadn't thought of it like that... should we add reading to the "triggers" list huh?
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Re: Stewarts demise
« Reply #13 on: Dec 19th, 2004, 7:40pm » |
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on Dec 19th, 2004, 7:32pm, Charlie wrote:
Yer weird Don.....effen weird.
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i must agree completely. yeah, what charlie said!
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Re: Stewarts demise
« Reply #15 on: Dec 19th, 2004, 8:16pm » |
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you are one, sick puppie. oh...and you suck
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Re: Stewarts demise
« Reply #16 on: Dec 19th, 2004, 8:23pm » |
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a mouse? hmmm not sure I know what one of those is...perhaps it's those little presents my 2 cats keep leaving on the back deck. Can't say I've ever seen a live one in my neighborhood...no rabbits, chipmunks, frogs or other things either.
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Re: Stewarts demise
« Reply #17 on: Dec 19th, 2004, 8:26pm » |
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As long as it was Stewart and not MICKEY, I'm good with it... Happy hunting...
Hugs BD
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Re: Stewarts demise
« Reply #18 on: Dec 19th, 2004, 8:37pm » |
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A heartwarming Christmas story you can tell to the kids huddled around the tree. What did your dog do this whole time? Sleep through the entire ordeal? You need a rat-eating dog
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Re: Stewarts demise
« Reply #19 on: Dec 19th, 2004, 9:03pm » |
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Off with there heads.....dirty lill rodents got fleas and all kinds of other ratty diseases they can spread. My house cats catch em all the time but they play with em and let em go to chase but loose em. So.....my job is to be the executioner. Then they go outside to entertain the outside cats for a while. Cats are't as impressed by lifeless meeses Pam
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Just remember Don
It's true that everytime a bell rings, another angel gets his wings
But what they don't tell you is, every time a mouse trap snaps, an angel gets set on fire.
LET 'EM BURN BABY BURN!!!
hehehe, damn mice eat better than I do
Peace,
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Re: Stewarts demise
« Reply #21 on: Dec 19th, 2004, 9:18pm » |
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Don,
I was watching a movie that reminded me of you.
I'LL GET YOU MY PRETTY
S U R R E N D E R
S T E W A R T
I AM DON, THE ALL GREAT AND POWERFUL
(pay no attention to that man behind the curtain)
Those slippers will never come off, as long as you're alive Stewart. But these things must be done deeelicately.
Do you get to wear the ruby slippers now?
Trapped like mice, err rats.
(what puts the ape in apreecot)
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Re: Stewarts demise
« Reply #23 on: Dec 19th, 2004, 10:41pm » |
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shoot...
I thought the thread would be about MARTHA Stewart's demise...
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Re: Stewarts demise
« Reply #24 on: Dec 19th, 2004, 10:44pm » |
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on Dec 19th, 2004, 10:31pm, don wrote:
Smooth and Nutty Apocatyptic Peanutbutter
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