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Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« on: Dec 14th, 2004, 4:36pm » |
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After all these years, I've decided to sell my brain.
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1965 Model - Made in France with German and British parts. Imagine a Citroen car with Mercedes and Jaguar engine parts!!!
This brain has been in the states since 1985. Has worked in Chicago, Los Angeles and now Denver.
THE GOOD: This model includes guitar playing knowledge, Multitrack Digital Recording, some HTML and extensive computer experience. This brain has been drug free for many years. Alcohol free and all the regular maintenance performed.
Package includes sense of humor, sarcasm and an unusual IQ of 160 that has never been used to its full potential without a doubt! Performs fairly well in 4 languages (English, French, German and Swahili).
Has catholic 2.0 installed but never used.
The brain comes enclosed in a case made out of bone material in the shape of a skull with brown hair attached to it. The hair is in perfect condition with no spots missing and barely no grey that's noticable at all. Comes with a full Oxygen Tank.
THE BAD: For the past three years, it has developed a chronic problem that mostly occurs between 11 pm and 6 am. About 3-4 times per night, the brain goes into this malfunction that manifest itself by an intense pain that lasts between 20 minutes to 2 hours.
I have tried to take the brain to specialists who charged me ridiculous amounts of money (argh... mechanics!). All they did was to put different chemical products in it that didn't solve the problem, but added other malfunctions to it.
So, the only thing that seems to help right now is to pump some oxygen in it as soon as the problem starts and put a block of ice on it.
Maybe someone out there would know what to do to resolve this matter as I am clueless.
Make me an offer or willing to trade for a decent average brain of any kind.
Serious inquiries only.
Thank you!
Rex
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I found this down in the basement (Jokes&funnies) and thought it would lighten the fucking mood up here, so laugh god damn it !!!! 
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #1 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 4:41pm » |
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TOO FUNNY! betting money all of us have considered this at one time or another!  Thanks, Jonny, I was about to get hateful with everyone again and you saved everyone from me! Now do what the King says and PLAY NICE EVERYONE!
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #2 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 4:42pm » |
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Gotta love it! Thanks!
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #3 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 4:44pm » |
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If'in ya wanna thank anyone, thank Rex....its his brain for sale.....LOL
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #4 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 4:54pm » |
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LOL! Too funny... (Wondering if I can trade out the Irish/English/Chippewa parts in my head for Jeep parts... Hrmmm.....) 
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #5 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 4:59pm » |
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gee, Frank, I think we could be long lost relatives - English/Irish/Cherokee here.
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #6 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 5:01pm » |
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Well I'm (mainly!) English/Irish.. can I be you two's long lost sister please?!!
PS I'm NOT sellin' in MY brain.. don't want to be done under the trade descriptions act... 
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #7 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 5:06pm » |
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not much you CAN do after the warranty expires... lemon laws only go 90 days.
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 5:07pm » |
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damn my warranty expired 29 years and 1 month ago. crap. ah well. and Limey you ARE my long lost sister I think!!
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #9 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 5:09pm » |
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 Karen and Helen, if you like Jeeps, you're in.
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #10 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 5:10pm » |
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Wonder if Rex would part it out.
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #11 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 5:11pm » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 5:09pm, Jeepgun wrote:| Karen and Helen, if you like Jeeps, you're in. |
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I'm in - how 'bouts you Helen? wanna go off-roadin'?
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #12 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 5:26pm » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 4:36pm, Jonny wrote:willing to trade for a decent average brain of any kind.
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I was in the Christmas swapping spirit, just can't come up with it though, sure wish I coulda helped.
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #13 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 5:31pm » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 5:11pm, cschick wrote:
I'm in - how 'bouts you Helen? wanna go off-roadin'?
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Off roadin' will make a nice change from just being off my head! Count me in!!
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #14 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 5:46pm » |
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #15 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 5:55pm » |
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What talent! Can I borrow that brain just for a day or two. I think that most days I share a brain anyway and for some reason - today's not my day to have it.
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #16 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 6:05pm » |
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And now!!!, presenting "The Kluster Rockers"
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #17 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 6:13pm » |
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And you're signing autographs - where?
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« Reply #18 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 6:15pm » |
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Here's your autograph...
To Carol,
Keep on rockin' in the free world!!!
REX
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #19 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 6:39pm » |
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I only sign brains
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #20 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 6:47pm » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 4:36pm, Jonny wrote:THE GOOD: This model includes guitar playing knowledge
Package includes sense of humor, sarcasm |
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I see that. But even Rex can't keep a straight face everytime Jonny laughs his way through, trying to say the words: "Jonny Be Good"
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This was lifted from an interview with Rex when he was asked to explain the addition of Jonny in the band.
And the joint was a rockin'
Goin' round and round
Reeeeling and a rockin'
'Til the sun went down.
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #21 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 6:49pm » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 6:39pm, Jonny wrote:| I only sign brains |
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #22 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 6:51pm » |
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LMAO....Kevin and Limey.....LOL
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Re: Brain for Sale - 1965 Classic European Model
« Reply #23 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 9:29pm » |
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LMAO
Who am I to argue with Da King!! I laughed, happy now? 
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