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Be glad you're not married to a Romanian
« on: Dec 13th, 2004, 12:40pm » |
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According to the Ananova news service, a Romanian woman has died from an allergy to her husband's ejaculate. The husband told doctors they knew about her allergy to proteins in semen but didn't always use a condom when they had sex. Dr. Corneliu Ciocirlan told a local newspaper: "We did all that we could to save the patient's life but with no success. These allergies to sperm are extremely rare but very serious. I have never seen anything like this before."
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Re: Be glad you're not married to a Romanian
« Reply #1 on: Dec 13th, 2004, 3:01pm » |
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Marlin,
I thought you were like 20 or something? Cause you talk about things to do with sex all the time?? You need more reading material or movies to take care of your needs, so you won't have to talk about sex so much. Your wife must be very tried all the time. Your a peice of work!!!
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Re: Be glad you're not married to a Romanian
« Reply #2 on: Dec 13th, 2004, 3:35pm » |
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on Dec 13th, 2004, 3:01pm, becky8 wrote:Marlin,
I thought you were like 20 or something? Cause you talk about things to do with sex all the time?? You need more reading material or movies to take care of your needs, so you won't have to talk about sex so much. Your wife must be very tried all the time. Your a peice of work!!!
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Hmmm...I had an ex-boyfriend who was very much like that. Always talking, joking, etc about sex. Turns out...he was a virgin!
Marlin is married, so it doesn't apply exactly...but make of it what you will!
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Re: Be glad you're not married to a Romanian
« Reply #3 on: Dec 13th, 2004, 4:37pm » |
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Man, and I thought this would be a useful public service message as most people don't usually read Ananova News Service articles. Could save your life if you happen to be a Romanian.
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Re: Be glad you're not married to a Romanian
« Reply #4 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 12:26am » |
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Thanks Marlin. I appreciate being reminded. I need all the help I can get to remember.
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Re: Be glad you're not married to a Romanian
« Reply #5 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 1:25pm » |
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Ya know what...
I think Marlin is funny....really...I do....
I think that the ladies around here need to give him another chance and not start in on him every time he opens his mouth....
Why is everyone always picking on him? I have read the threads....I see no big issues.
You got a friend,
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Re: Be glad you're not married to a Romanian
« Reply #6 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 1:52pm » |
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That's nice. Guess I haven't pissed everyone off... YET 
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Re: Be glad you're not married to a Romanian
« Reply #7 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 2:00pm » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 1:52pm, marlin wrote:That's nice. Guess I haven't pissed everyone off... YET
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Takes a lot to piss me off, Marlin...and if ya DO manage to do that...well, it won't take ya long to figure it out...
Last time I checked you are a CH'er...and EVERY CH'er is a part of THIS family...
So what if we refer to you as the "Perverted" Uncle behind your back
I kinda LIKE the fact that you can get under some of the folks skin around here...keeps things lively... 
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 2:07pm » |
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Relax Donna,
Marlin knows I am having fun with him, He's a spas and sex nut!!! Poor guy, gotta love him or help him??????
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Re: Be glad you're not married to a Romanian
« Reply #9 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 2:17pm » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 2:07pm, becky8 wrote:Relax Donna,
Marlin knows I am having fun with him, He's a spas and sex nut!!! Poor guy, gotta love him or help him??????
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There is nothing wrong with being a spaz or a sex nut...I have been accused of being both at some point in time or another...and IMHO, and not to start anything, I have seen the ladies around here put him through the wringer on more than one occasion and we have had enough "misunderstandings" around here lately to last a lifetime. While I understand you may have been joking, it didn't come across that way...sorry, I just calls 'em like I sees 'em...but then again, I am a bitch
I ALWAYS re-read my posts before clcking the post button. More people around here should do the same.
...and as far as Relaxing...HELL NO...that is the FIRST thing that happens right before I get hit...
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 2:22pm » |
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Really, I must have missed what the other ladies had said, but Marlin's a big boy (I think) so I just bet he can take care of himself!!!!!!! And we have been playing for a while now so stop wrecking it by getting all serious!!
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Re: Be glad you're not married to a Romanian
« Reply #11 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 2:25pm » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 1:52pm, marlin wrote:That's nice. Guess I haven't pissed everyone off... YET
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Based on this...I don't think I was too far off the mark (Although the YET part DOES sound rather ominous .
You do what you want to, Becky...Just like I am going to do what I want to.
Gotta love freedom of speech!
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Re: Be glad you're not married to a Romanian
« Reply #12 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 2:27pm » |
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I'm not one to behind a back if I can get in a face. So:
enough, please.
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 2:29pm » |
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Well,
I vote for peace, love and fun for you and all!!! He did have a wink after his comment?
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Re: Be glad you're not married to a Romanian
« Reply #14 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 2:35pm » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 2:17pm, Donna_D. wrote:
I ALWAYS re-read my posts before clcking the post button. More people around here should do the same.
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If I didn't re-read my posts before clicking the post button, my post cound count would be in the thousands and I still get people pissed some times.
What is funny to one may not be very funny to someone else.
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BTW: Have I ever told you the one about... Oh.. Never mind.
Edited to add... I should also check my speeling spilling spoiling spelling first.
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« Reply #15 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 2:40pm » |
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I've got the number of a good vet anyone interested?
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« Reply #16 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 2:48pm » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 2:40pm, karma wrote:I've got the number of a good vet anyone interested?
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No thanks. I'm not concerned about a semen allergy as I'm unlikely to come in contact with any but my own. And even that's unlikely as I get try to rid of it as fast as I can.
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Re: Be glad you're not married to a Romanian
« Reply #17 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 2:49pm » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 2:40pm, karma wrote:I've got the number of a good vet anyone interested?
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Ever try to tame a Texas Wildcat? LMAO!!! 
Gotta give you credit on that one...I  all over my keyboard!
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« Reply #18 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 2:53pm » |
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Marlin honey,
If I was having fun at your expense I am truly sorrY, Dam the funs over now!!!! 
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« Reply #19 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 2:58pm » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 2:53pm, becky8 wrote:Marlin honey,
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No sweat. I was trying to set you off and I thought it was working pretty good. Oh well... But I think DD likes me even more than Redd, and that Redd is really hot on me, I can tell. I had better watch myself if I ever go to one of those meets. She might try to drag me off into her room or something
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« Reply #20 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 3:03pm » |
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Man,
You got a the ladies chasing you now!! I am jealous!
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« Reply #21 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 3:04pm » |
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on Dec 14th, 2004, 2:58pm, marlin wrote:
No sweat. I was trying to set you off and I thought it was working pretty good. Oh well... But I think DD likes me even more than Redd, and that Redd is really hot on me, I can tell. I had better watch myself if I ever go to one of those meets. She might try to drag me off into her room or something |
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Now, now Marlin...I can take up for ya with the other wimmins around here, but my troll-poking sister...now THAT is a different story.... ....and as far as dragging you off into a room....Next years convention is in Dallas...You play nice or I WILL drag you off into a room (full of ladies with sharp poking sticks)....You are a Perv, but I love ya!
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Re: Be glad you're not married to a Romanian
« Reply #22 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 3:20pm » |
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You play nice or I WILL drag you off into a room (full of ladies with sharp poking sticks)....You are a Perv, but I love ya!
That way you can all take turns getting poked. 
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« Reply #23 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 3:21pm » |
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Not to totally get back *on* the subject - but if this guy "knowingly injected her" wouldn't that make this murder? 
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(not tonight dear - i have a lethal allergy to your sperm)
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Re: Be glad you're not married to a Romanian
« Reply #24 on: Dec 14th, 2004, 3:25pm » |
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What is strange is I actually worked with a lady who had such an allergy....Really. It was not as severe as what happened to this lady, but it took them a long time to figure out exactly what the problem was...
Wierd Stuff,
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