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Collegue of mine just told me he prefers a real tree over artificial but they use an artificial one every year.
Why I ask?
"because my wife doesn't like cleaning up the needles"
Whats wrong with this picture?
What a dick.
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Re: North Pole wives
« Reply #1 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 10:28am » |
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Ummm...HE should clean up the needles?
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Re: North Pole Wives (get to work!)
« Reply #2 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 10:31am » |
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Absolutly not!
Its his wifes duty to provide him with the best possible holiday.
Buy her a Dirt Devil for Christmas.
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Re: North Pole Wives (get to work!)
« Reply #3 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 10:35am » |
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Is it any wonder Don is a life time member of the bath house and his bitch's name is Lance? 
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Re: North Pole Wives (get to work!)
« Reply #4 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 10:56am » |
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on Dec 11th, 2004, 10:26am, don wrote:Collegue of mine just told me he prefers a real tree over artificial but they use an artificial one every year.
Why I ask?
"because my wife doesn't like cleaning up the needles"
Whats wrong with this picture?
What a dick.
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Well its obvious isn't it Don?!!
She psends the other 11 months of the year cleaning up after pricks and she doesn't want to compound it in December! Having said that I do firmly believe she is making a mistake.
She should have a real tree.
And then, after Christmas, throw out EVERYTHING that droops..
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Re: North Pole Wives (get to work!)
« Reply #5 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 12:03pm » |
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on Dec 11th, 2004, 10:31am, don wrote:Absolutly not!
Its his wifes duty to provide him with the best possible holiday.
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Don't think I've ever come across a man who so obviously has a death wish! 
Wife's duty - my ass!
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Re: North Pole wives
« Reply #6 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 12:06pm » |
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on Dec 11th, 2004, 10:28am, nani wrote:| Ummm...HE should clean up the needles? |
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My thoughts exactly!
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Re: North Pole Wives (get to work!)
« Reply #7 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 12:31pm » |
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But that enhancing smell of fresh pine, the feeling around the tree in the dark with the faint twinkling of lights and living like you're "barefoot in the park". Ouch, what the...
I think you can buy pine scent nowadays.
Real tree fan myself. A tablecloth or something spread under the tree to pile gifts on and set up little statues and stuff used to catch most of the needles. Until the cat found out climbing inside the tree and playing with the ornaments was adventurous.
Wasn't a big deal, I just schedule my once a year vacuuming right after New Years, when I brush the snow off of the air-conditioner and take it out of the window.
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« Reply #8 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 12:52pm » |
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I bought a poinsetta, it sits on top of a pile of junk email on my kitchen counter. I think I may string lights on it today. Damn leaves have been falling and making a big mess, hopefully my mom will drop by later to clean those up. I put out some milk and cookies next to it for Santa, hopefully those will still be fresh when he visits. I asked for a personal assistant this year. I even sent a picture for reference...
Hopefully that will work out, I really need the extra help around here.
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Re: North Pole Wives (get to work!)
« Reply #9 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 4:09pm » |
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It's a moot point here. My artificial tree is so old that it loses needles.
---I'd need help with that too. 
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 4:42pm » |
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on Dec 11th, 2004, 12:52pm, john_d wrote:
Whats with the un-natural gap between those tits?
Real?........yeah right!!!!
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Re: North Pole Wives (get to work!)
« Reply #12 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 4:59pm » |
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You apparently live in a dream world too! Mom coming by to clean for you! Send her to me - we need to have a word! Santa just removed you from the list! 
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Re: North Pole Wives (get to work!)
« Reply #13 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 5:59pm » |
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We may have to get a new tree next year. The old one always leaves shiney aluminum needles behind. It's almost bald now.
And......
How about the little kid who drew a beautiful nativity picture for his mom. There were Mary and Joseph and the baby Jesus, and in the background was this big fat guy,
"Who is that?" asked the mom,
The kid answered "Well that's round John Virgin of course!"
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Redneck Nativity Scene
An Outsider in a small Texas town around Christmas time, saw a "Nativity Scene" that showed great skill and talent had gone into creating it. But one small feature was all wrong: the three wise men were wearing firemen's helmets.
Totally unable to come up with a reason or explanation, he left. At a "Quick Stop" on the edge of town, he asked the lady behind the counter about the helmets.
She exploded into a rage, yelling, "You darn Yankees never read your Bibles!"
The Outsider assured her that he did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in the guys face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.'"
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Re: North Pole Wives (get to work!)
« Reply #14 on: Dec 12th, 2004, 12:56am » |
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So.......do they boil plastic eggs for Easter too.....even tho the real ones are better. Brittney has saggy titts and no waist Pam
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Re: North Pole Wives (get to work!)
« Reply #15 on: Dec 12th, 2004, 9:12am » |
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on Dec 11th, 2004, 5:59pm, BobG wrote:
The Outsider assured her that he did, but simply couldn't recall anything about firemen in the Bible.
She jerked her Bible from behind the counter and riffled through some pages, and finally jabbed her finger at a passage. Sticking it in the guys face she said, "See, it says right here, 'The three wise men came from afar.'"
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