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A man scanned the guests at a party and spotted an attractive woman standing alone. He approached her and asked her name.
"My name is Carmen," she told him.
"That's a beautiful name," he said. "Did your mother give it to you?"
"No," she replied, "I gave it to myself. It reflects the things I like most in my life - cars and men."
They continued to talk and finally she asked, "What's your name"?
"Beerfuck," he replied.
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Re: Hello, my name is...
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Re: Hello, my name is...
« Reply #2 on: Dec 10th, 2004, 1:24pm » |
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Mea culpa...
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Re: Hello, my name is...
« Reply #4 on: Dec 10th, 2004, 5:10pm » |
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And here I thought it would be Fuckhead
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on Dec 10th, 2004, 1:18pm, Jeepgun wrote:
lmao
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Re: Hello, my name is...
« Reply #6 on: Dec 10th, 2004, 5:35pm » |
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Re: Hello, my name is...
« Reply #7 on: Dec 10th, 2004, 6:31pm » |
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Tiannia, Ya see thats where women go wrong. Beer always comes first...  Mac
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In one Indian tribe the Chief that named the babies was getting on up in years. He had been naming the babies for so long that about 80% of the tribe had been named by him.
One day a soon-to-be brave came to The Naming Chief's lodge and asked to talk. The Chief invited him in and asked what was on his mind. The young man said, "You have been naming our people for many years. My father was named by you as were his brothers. Me and my brothers and perhaps hundreds more, yet no two have the same name.
How do you come up with these names?" The Naming Chief said, "I do not name these babies myself. They are named by the Great Spirit. You see, when a baby is about to be born, the other chiefs and the father of the child all gather in my lodge to smoke some stuff and consult with the Great Spirit. As soon as we receive word the baby has been born, I look out the flap of my lodge to see what the Great Spirit shows me. If he shows me snow gently falling, that baby's name is 'Snow Gently Falling', if he shows me a hawk in the sky, that baby's name is 'Hawk In The Sky'.
But tell me, why does this interest you, Two Dogs Fucking?"
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Re: Hello, my name is... may I guess: JEEPGUN
« Reply #9 on: Dec 10th, 2004, 8:17pm » |
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...there's a place for this.... shit/stuff/boring/get-a-life/yes-i've posted-there-too/jokes-and-funnies/yadda.... and DJ was smart enough to Make A Space...
http://www.clusterheadaches.com/cgi-bin/yabb/YaBB.cgi?board=funnies
...meanwhilst, give it a break jeepgun.... i'm in awe of yer poetry and your giving nature and your scintillating sense of humor and the fact that there is not ONE subject you do not have an opinion.observation.slant.comment.something on
(and yes that little rant ended in a preposition)
...and I am REAL SURE I haven't read ALL of your PEARLS OF WISDOM.... sorry, there may be some in there somewhere.... just haven't stumbled on many/any/some so far...
but here's a Pearl Necklace:
Better to keep one's mouth shut and be thought an idiot...
than to open it and remove all doubt.....
I remain...Steve(Not4Hire)
edited to thumb my nose at john_d...yer included....
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« Reply #10 on: Dec 10th, 2004, 8:19pm » |
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Lmao
Sean.....................
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Re: Hello, my name is... may I guess: JEEPGUN
« Reply #11 on: Dec 10th, 2004, 8:35pm » |
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on Dec 10th, 2004, 8:17pm, Not4Hire wrote:| edited to thumb my nose at john_d...yer included.... |
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thanks for the pm Steve, I'm not always good at catching certain kinds of humor 
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Re: Hello, my name is...
« Reply #12 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 12:44pm » |
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 Public Bashing....I just love it............dontcha think, Mr Notfer, that YOUR opinion is not necessarily that of the masses...........and you JUST MIGHT have said something......somewhere, in YOUR tenure, that someone else might find banal or.ohh, hold on..even offensive??
IF ya dont like something..dont read it............
and keep your crusty criticisms to yourself!
Respectfully,
Cathi..who never understands why people cant deal with respect! 
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« Reply #13 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 3:04pm » |
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You sir are out of line, Steve, IMO
Could be that I post to much also, seeing that I have twice as many posts as anyone here?
Lighten up, Dude 
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Re: Hello, my name is...
« Reply #14 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 3:39pm » |
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Re: Hello, my name is...
« Reply #15 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 8:22pm » |
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on Dec 11th, 2004, 3:04pm, Jonny wrote:You sir are out of line, Steve, IMO
Could be that I post to much also, seeing that I have twice as many posts as anyone here?
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ah fercrissake jonny.... if we haven't aired out our shit between us by NOW.... STFU
...I didn't even mention ya BTW..... o'course if I'm outta line:
BITE ME....heh
now then:
Quote:....dontcha think, Mr Notfer, that YOUR opinion is not necessarily that of the masses...........and you JUST MIGHT have said something......somewhere, in YOUR tenure, that someone else might find banal or.ohh, hold on..even offensive??
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do ya think .... cathi04.... that I give a fig that my opinion is not "that of the masses" ?
if it was, why would I put up here?
..and I CERTAINLY hope that, from time to time, I have the license to present things "banal" ...."offensive" ...and even
ahem...."crusty"
I enjoy being considered "critical" ....I think it suits my extremely superior and obviously important stature on this erudite forum.... sniff.....
and lest y'all feel slighted:
BITE ME....heh
(except for charlie: he, at least, knows that even Bob Heinlien went off on us.....)
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Re: Hello, my name is...
« Reply #16 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 8:42pm » |
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Ya know, after pming, I think maybe you are just really smart and have a brainey sense of humor that I don't completely understand.
But the problem I had with your post is that you slammed me *right after* I posted a big whiney post about my clusters. It is just a few days after I started my first cycle with real hits in like 5-7 years. I have been posting here for a year now, and the last week is the first time I really needed some support, and bam, out of the woodwork that comes. You see what I mean? Take it easy bro.
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Re: Hello, my name is...
« Reply #17 on: Dec 11th, 2004, 8:49pm » |
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AGAIN....sorry john_d: it's NOT about YOU... I missed your "big whiney post"
...and I've made 'em too....
(and even *I* don't understand my sense of humor....get over it)
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on Dec 11th, 2004, 8:49pm, Not4Hire wrote:AGAIN....sorry john_d: it's NOT about YOU... I missed your "big whiney post"
...and I've made 'em too....
(and even *I* don't understand my sense of humor....get over it)
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Re: Hello, my name is...
« Reply #19 on: Dec 13th, 2004, 10:44am » |
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Steve, you apparently have some kind of personal problem with me. If you'd like to discuss it, shoot me a PM.
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Re: Hello, my name is...
« Reply #20 on: Dec 13th, 2004, 11:49am » |
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Seems like you ladies are having a little bout with PM(s) and beating each other up on the wrong thread. If you really want to see PMs go to the "What the F.. do men want?" thread to see a real pointless beating in action LMFAO!!!!!!!!
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Re: Hello, my name is...
« Reply #21 on: Dec 13th, 2004, 12:10pm » |
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Was trying to stay out of that one marlin............personally, I STILL contend that there is absolutely NO reason why anyone who KNOWS the pain of CH to cause another CH'er additional pain............I abhor the denigration and abuse I see here and on your infamous thread.
Oh, and I dont go to pm..ever, to set someone straight, it is done here.....with respect......something that is sadly lacking here, I might add............
Cathi, who gets disgusted watching the bashing that goes on.
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« Reply #22 on: Dec 13th, 2004, 1:08pm » |
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on Dec 13th, 2004, 11:49am, marlin wrote:| Seems like you ladies are having a little bout with PM(s) and beating each other up on the wrong thread. If you really want to see PMs go to the "What the F.. do men want?" thread to see a real pointless beating in action LMFAO!!!!!!!! |
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no thanks I stopped watching you lose it on that thread a while back
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« Reply #24 on: Dec 13th, 2004, 7:12pm » |
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Thats it? This is the thread that caused what?
Sounds like male menstration to me Plug it up boys and get over it.
We got rowin' to do.
Sean...............................
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